Pick-up Lines To Avoid

[Eihwaz]

~I may not be Fred Flintsone, but I can make your bed rock!

~That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

~Hey. Let's have sex. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Post other shitty pick-up lines here.

[TheOneHero]

~Ya' know, I'd be the best looking person in the room if it wasn't for you.

~Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

~If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

~Excuse me, can I have my breath back? You stole it when I looked at you.

~I've been tripping all day, I think I'm falling for you.

~Wanna play strip twister? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

~I think I'm going insane, because I'm crazy about you.

~Last night I looked at the stars, and spent my time matching each one with a reason for why I love you. I was doing great but... then I ran out of stars.



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[RicoRoyal]

~I want to put my taco in your burrito.

[SpikeOtacon]

~ DDR sucks, let's go play some Silent Scope.

[Eihwaz]

On 2005-01-16 13:10, RicoRoyal wrote:
~I want to put my taco in your burrito.


http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 13:19, Eihwaz wrote:


On 2005-01-16 13:10, RicoRoyal wrote:
~I want to put my taco in your burrito.


http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



Mmmm, burritos...

[Zelutos]

(this one isn't mine, it's Kuda's.)

Now, imagine kuda in reigndeer antlers:

~Hey baby, i'll pull your sleigh any day *wink*

[TheOneHero]

Go to a dance, and get behind a girl. Turn your back to her and start dancing backwards bumping around.

Bump into her and be like, "I guess we should continue with that eh?"

Slap across the face.

Almost guranteed.

I, ToH swear I have never done this act.

[Tact]

Why did you people skip this one:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' next to each other."

[Eihwaz]

~Gib me your red box, or fry.

Does that count as one? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[TheOneHero]

~I got something in my teeth, can I use that floss around your waist to get it out?




*cough*thong*cough*

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[Tact]

Not really a pickup line, unless you're picking up a red box.

Another bad pickup line:

"Did you chirp, because I thought I heard a chick around here."

[SpikeOtacon]

~ When did we get in Tennesee? Because you're the only Ten I see.

[Tact]

The super-super-super-super cliched:

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

A bad one to use also:

"Are you a janitor, because you swept me off my feet."

[TheOneHero]

~See my friend over there? Ya, he wants to know if you think I'm cute.

[Tact]

On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
~See my friend over there? Ya, he wants to know if you think I'm cute.



That's...just total poo. If the person's firend wanted to know, he'd ask for himself (or herself). But, then again, this is the "Avoid" thread, not the "Best" thread.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 14:32, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
~See my friend over there? Ya, he wants to know if you think I'm cute.



That's...just total poo. If the person's firend wanted to know, he'd ask for himself (or herself). But, then again, this is the "Avoid" thread, not the "Best" thread.



You seem to be missing that the "friend" doesn't want to know. But you do. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Yeah, I know that.

*trips and falls in front of person*

"Sorry. I didn't mean to trip. I was just falling for you."

[-Z]

"I'd stuff her stocking."

[TheOneHero]

~You can toot my horn anyday.

[Tact]

*if you are looking into a mirror at the person you are hitting on*

"Objects in mirror can be hotter than they appear."

[Zarode]

"I want to hump you, damnit!" http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

On 2005-01-16 15:33, Zarode wrote:
"I want to hump you, damnit!" http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Dromedary or not?

[Zarode]

On 2005-01-16 15:37, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-01-16 15:33, Zarode wrote:
"I want to hump you, damnit!" http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Dromedary or not?



I wish I knew what you were talking about. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[PhotonDrop]

"The plight of women these days is deplorable! ...I can bench 300lbs! ...You, me, and a coletrain til dawn giggidy giggidy giggidy!"

[TheOneHero]

~Will you please fondle my ass?

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-01-16 15:56, PhotonDrop wrote:
"The plight of women these days is deplorable! ...I can bench 300lbs! ...You, me, and a coletrain til dawn giggidy giggidy giggidy!"



Tonight, 9:00 PM, FOX, family guy is coming back!!!!

YAY http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bday.gif

[Lone_Wolf_Nasca]

"Baby you must be tired cuase you've been running in my dreams all night long!"

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif ?"

"I am going to call the police, cause you just stole my heart."

[Zarode]

"I hate you, can we have sex now?"

"seks plz"

"plz dupe my dick lol omg 111111"

[Eanae]

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

[Tact]

On 2005-01-16 15:54, Zarode wrote:

I wish I knew what you were talking about. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Dromedary is a term to mean a one (or is it two?) humped camel.

[Eihwaz]

On 2005-01-16 17:02, Eanae wrote:
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.


http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Eanae]

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

Do you know how to use a whip?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

[PhotonDrop]

for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Eanae]

On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



But you won't cause you lub me, right? right? ._.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Let's not bring that up...

>_>

[Zarode]

On 2005-01-16 16:48, Zarode wrote:

"plz dupe my dick lol omg 111111"



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 18:07, Zarode wrote:


On 2005-01-16 16:48, Zarode wrote:

"plz dupe my dick lol omg 111111"



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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Only Shuri can dupe dicks.

For shame Zarode. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Eanae]

On 2005-01-16 18:06, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Let's not bring that up...

>_>



Aww comeon, you know ya love me http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 18:12, Eanae wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:06, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Let's not bring that up...

>_>



Aww comeon, you know ya love me http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Good times. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Zarode]

On 2005-01-16 18:09, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:07, Zarode wrote:


On 2005-01-16 16:48, Zarode wrote:

"plz dupe my dick lol omg 111111"



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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Only Shuri can dupe dicks.

For shame Zarode. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



zomg torrent plz!!!1

[Eanae]

On 2005-01-16 18:13, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:12, Eanae wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:06, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Let's not bring that up...

>_>



Aww comeon, you know ya love me http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Good times. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Yep. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/love.gif

[anwserman]

I heard you enjoy eating chicken. Want a mouthful of cock?

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-01-16 19:01, Eanae wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:13, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:12, Eanae wrote:


On 2005-01-16 18:06, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-16 17:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
for some reason I want to be a little bitch and post something involving ToH and Eanae http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Let's not bring that up...

>_>



Aww comeon, you know ya love me http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Good times. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Yep. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/love.gif



When you put it that way, it just looks bad. -_-



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Eanae]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2005-01-16 19:10, anwserman wrote:
I heard you enjoy eating chicken. Want a mouthful of cock?



Or was it Keilbasa? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Nisshoku]

- "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

- "Do you have some <insert nationality here> in you?"
- "Would you like some?"

[TheOneHero]

You can always go batman:

~I really gotta get you out of those clothes....

And into a dress. Do you like the circus?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif