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SpikeOtacon
Jan 16, 2005, 04:32 PM
Got someone hot on your tail that you aren't exactly wanting to be there? Got a fly in your ointment? Trying to get rid of that particular someone who won't take no for an answer? Deject them with some of PSOW's handy rejection lines!

This is totally to parody the pickup lines to avoid and should probably never be taken seriously since it is in FKL.


Pickup Line: Where have you been all my life?
Your response: Hiding from you.



...well I had more that I heard from other places, but let's see 'em, FKL!
Eihwaz
Jan 16, 2005, 04:35 PM
Pickup Line: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" closer together.

Rejection Line: Hm, I think I would put "F" and "U" closer together.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
TheOneHero
Jan 16, 2005, 04:35 PM
~Get the fuck away from me.
Tact
Jan 16, 2005, 04:35 PM
There's this guy who says to me: "Hey, Honeybunch!" To tick me off. My comeback is always "I wouldn't like you even if you were the last girl on Earth!"
Tact
Jan 16, 2005, 04:36 PM
On 2005-01-16 13:35, TheOneHero wrote:
~Get the fuck away from me.



Or, if you're a celebrity: "Security!" Works just as well.
space_butler
Jan 16, 2005, 04:39 PM
theres always the throwing of something nasty to get rid of idiots approach
RicoRoyal
Jan 16, 2005, 04:48 PM
~I want to put my taco in your burrito.
~Taco? Oh, you mean that tator tot?

BURNAGE!



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Tact
Jan 16, 2005, 04:52 PM
Ooh, that's a good one...too bad I'll never actually get to use it...
TheOneHero
Jan 16, 2005, 05:28 PM
On 2005-01-16 13:48, RicoRoyal wrote:
~I want to put my taco in your burrito.
~Taco? Oh, you mean that tator tot?

BURNAGE!



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif + http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: TheOneHero on 2005-01-16 14:29 ]</font>
Outrider
Jan 17, 2005, 01:16 AM
Usually a slap to the face or a kick to the balls sends people packing.

Not that I've ever had a lady slap me in the face or kick me in the balls... on purpose, at least.
geewj
Jan 17, 2005, 01:25 AM
Them: Hey...

You: Go away.
KaFKa
Jan 17, 2005, 01:48 AM
On 2005-01-16 22:25, Prof_Frink wrote:
Them: Hey...

You: Go away.


GENIUS!!!
Sagasu
Jan 17, 2005, 02:45 AM
Horny dude: Hey there..

You: I'm HIV positive.
navci
Jan 17, 2005, 06:03 AM
On 2005-01-16 22:25, Prof_Frink wrote:
Them: Hey...

You: Go away.



Simple, and to the point.
Alielle
Jan 17, 2005, 06:23 AM
"So yeah, I'm three surgeries away from becoming a full woman."

I know someone who actually used that. And it worked.
TheOneHero
Jan 17, 2005, 11:51 AM
On 2005-01-16 23:45, Sagasu wrote:
Horny dude: Hey there..

You: I'm HIV positive.



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Tact
Jan 17, 2005, 03:04 PM
On 2005-01-17 03:23, Alielle wrote:
"So yeah, I'm three surgeries away from becoming a full woman."

I know someone who actually used that. And it worked.



Now THERE's something I could use...
HUnewearl_Meira
Jan 17, 2005, 10:26 PM
On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif + http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


Yer funny. http://www.therecollectionsaga.com/images/Random/icon_laffwacko.gif
TheOneHero
Jan 17, 2005, 10:29 PM
On 2005-01-17 19:26, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif + http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


Yer funny. http://www.therecollectionsaga.com/images/Random/icon_laffwacko.gif



I am now very afraid.
Skorpius
Jan 17, 2005, 10:46 PM
On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Skorpius/icon_wacko_lol.gif
_Ted_
Jan 17, 2005, 10:47 PM
On 2005-01-17 19:26, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif + http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


Yer funny. http://www.therecollectionsaga.com/images/Random/icon_laffwacko.gif



YOU'RE A MONSTER!
Solstis
Jan 17, 2005, 10:48 PM
On 2005-01-17 19:46, Skorpius wrote:


On 2005-01-16 14:28, TheOneHero wrote:
Edit* A laughing http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif would be scarey. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Skorpius/icon_wacko_lol.gif



That one needs to do something about that nervous tick.