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Tact
Jan 30, 2005, 02:21 PM
Do you need an aspirin to get rid of the pains of FKL-brand randomness? Take Wackquolfin! Ooh, look, a DUCKY! Side effects include headache, stuffy/runny nose, drowsiness, and Mr. T. going to your house and beating the living daylights out of you. This product costs 50@, plus Shipping and Handling. If you are not satisfied within 1 milennium of using Wackquolfin, we'll refund the entire price, plus S&H!To order, call 1-555-FKL-CURE. That's 1-555-FKL-CURE.

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2005-01-30 11:24 ]</font>

dude3282
Jan 30, 2005, 02:28 PM
Sign me up.

Tact
Jan 30, 2005, 02:28 PM
*writes Dude's name on a piece of paper, throws the paper into an incinerator* Oops.

RavenTW
Jan 30, 2005, 02:36 PM
Wouldn't it be better if you pay for their funeral instead of refunding their money?

Tact
Jan 30, 2005, 02:39 PM
On 2005-01-30 11:36, RavenTW wrote:
Wouldn't it be better if you pay for their funeral instead of refunding their money?



Why would it be better? Are you talking about that Mr. T. side effect?

space_butler
Jan 30, 2005, 04:21 PM
*calls trading standards*
*watches as tact gets arrested

and so ends another promising business venture

RavenTW
Jan 30, 2005, 05:06 PM
Dang it, and I was just about to invest stocks in that company!

Tact
Jan 30, 2005, 05:51 PM
On 2005-01-30 13:21, space_butler wrote:
*calls trading standards*
*watches as space_butler gets arrested

and so ends another promising business venture

space_butler
Jan 31, 2005, 03:06 PM
but all i did was sell children on e-bay...

WashuSaotome
Jan 31, 2005, 08:49 PM
This seriously made my day. ^-^ Love it.

-Z
Jan 31, 2005, 08:55 PM
but does it tell me the prices of other competing companies? :o

EJ
Jan 31, 2005, 08:56 PM
So...it's too late to order some then. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

-Z
Jan 31, 2005, 08:57 PM
you sir, have lost another one to ditech . com http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

EJ
Jan 31, 2005, 08:58 PM
On 2005-01-31 17:55, -Z wrote:
but does it tell me the prices of other competing companies? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


This isn't Ditech. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif