KodiaX987
Feb 6, 2005, 10:13 PM
I must once again come forth, step on the soapbox and yell 'till all hell breaks loose and n00bs die a very painful death.
Please, if you are bored, NEVER go on the Internet. EVER. Why? Because the Internet is serious business, and if you go online while bored, you will be a counterproductive whining bitch who will do nothing but piss me off, along with the entire channel you're in.
You have a thing to do and it's boring you to death? Sure, complain about it, that is okay. You are doing something, it's slow, it's boring, we can understand.
You are doing nothing and are looking for cheap entertainment? Don't go on the Internet. Don't go on IRC. Don't go on instant messengers. You are the people who will hop on and say some dumbshit comment like this one:
[email protected] says:
i hav nuttin tew dew :(
Waddya want me to do about it? Come over to your house and give you cunnilingus? I have better things to do than trying to entertain your sorry ass. YOU are the source of MY entertainment, because you're being an idiot and I masturbate at the thought of kicking your ass 'till you barf it out. When you go on the net, you must go there with a set intention. You check E-Mail, you look for info, or if you come into IRC, you should either lurk, or at least have a fucking good joke handy or something to contribute to the convo. "im bored" brings nothing except pure steamy microwaved shit. When you're bored, you have 99% chances of being a total ass. So do me a favor and go be an ass inside a police station. Those guys will keep you entertained for a while.
Random is all right. Good laughs are welcome. Work-is-hard-and-boring rants are acceptable. But pure idle boredom is as dangerous as nitroglycerin in a paintshaker. If you're bored like that, stop talking and start working.
Please, if you are bored, NEVER go on the Internet. EVER. Why? Because the Internet is serious business, and if you go online while bored, you will be a counterproductive whining bitch who will do nothing but piss me off, along with the entire channel you're in.
You have a thing to do and it's boring you to death? Sure, complain about it, that is okay. You are doing something, it's slow, it's boring, we can understand.
You are doing nothing and are looking for cheap entertainment? Don't go on the Internet. Don't go on IRC. Don't go on instant messengers. You are the people who will hop on and say some dumbshit comment like this one:
[email protected] says:
i hav nuttin tew dew :(
Waddya want me to do about it? Come over to your house and give you cunnilingus? I have better things to do than trying to entertain your sorry ass. YOU are the source of MY entertainment, because you're being an idiot and I masturbate at the thought of kicking your ass 'till you barf it out. When you go on the net, you must go there with a set intention. You check E-Mail, you look for info, or if you come into IRC, you should either lurk, or at least have a fucking good joke handy or something to contribute to the convo. "im bored" brings nothing except pure steamy microwaved shit. When you're bored, you have 99% chances of being a total ass. So do me a favor and go be an ass inside a police station. Those guys will keep you entertained for a while.
Random is all right. Good laughs are welcome. Work-is-hard-and-boring rants are acceptable. But pure idle boredom is as dangerous as nitroglycerin in a paintshaker. If you're bored like that, stop talking and start working.