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Eihwaz
Feb 10, 2005, 09:55 PM
5C3N3 I. R0m3. 4 57r337.

3n73r Ph14VIUZ, M4RU11UZ, 4nd c3r74in C0mm0n3rz

F14VIU5

H3nc3! h0m3, j00 id13 cr347ur3z g37 j00 h0m3:
Iz 7hiz 4 h01id4y? wh47! kn0w j00 n07,
B3ing m3ch4nic41, j00 0ugh7 n07 w41k
Up0n 4 14b0uring d4y wi7h0u7 teh 5ign
0f j00r pr0f355i0n? 5p34k, wh47 7r4d3 4r7 7h0u?

Fir57 C0mm0n3r

Why, 5ir, 4 c4rp3n73r.

M4RU11U5

Wh3r3 iz 7hy 1347h3r 4pr0n 4nd 7hy ru13?
Wh47 d057 7h0u wi7h 7hy b357 4pp4r31 0n?
J00, 5ir, wh47 7r4d3 4r3 j00?

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

7ru1y, 5ir, in r35p3c7 0f 4 phin3 w0rkm4n, I 4m bu7,
4z j00 w0u1d 54y, 4 c0bb13r.

M4RU11U5

Bu7 wh47 7r4d3 4r7 7h0u? 4n5w3r m3 dir3c71y.

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

4 7r4d3, 5ir, 7h47, I h0p3, I m4y u53 wi7h 4 54f3
c0n5ci3nc3; which iz, ind33d, 5ir, 4 m3nd3r 0f b4d 5013z.

M4RU11U5

Wh47 7r4d3, 7h0u kn4v3? 7h0u n4ugh7y kn4v3, wh47 7r4d3?

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

N4y, I b3533ch j00, 5ir, b3 n07 0u7 wi7h m3: y37,
if j00 b3 0u7, 5ir, I c4n m3nd j00.

M4RU11U5

Wh47 m34n357 7h0u by 7h47? m3nd m3, 7h0u 54ucy ph3110w!

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

Why, 5ir, c0bb13 j00.

F14VIU5

7h0u 4r7 4 c0bb13r, 4r7 7h0u?

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

7ru1y, 5ir, 411 7h47 I 1iv3 by iz wi7h teh 4w1: I
m3dd13 wi7h n0 7r4d35m4n'z m4773rz, n0r w0m3n'5
m4773rz, bu7 wi7h 4w1. I 4m, ind33d, 5ir, 4 5urg30n
70 01d 5h03z; wh3n 7h3y 4r3 in gr347 d4ng3r, I
r3c0v3r 7h3m. 4z pr0p3r m3n 4z 3v3r 7r0d up0n
n347'z 1347h3r h4v3 g0n3 up0n my h4ndiw0rk.

F14VIU5

Bu7 wh3r3f0r3 4r7 n07 in 7hy 5h0p 70d4y?
Why d057 7h0u 134d 7h353 m3n 4b0u7 teh 57r337z?

53c0nd C0mm0n3r

7ru1y, 5ir, 70 w34r 0u7 7h3ir 5h03z, 70 g37 my531f
in70 m0r3 w0rk. Bu7, ind33d, 5ir, w3 m4k3 h01id4y,
70 533 C4354r 4nd 70 r3j0ic3 in hiz 7riumph.

M4RU11U5

Wh3r3f0r3 r3j0ic3? Wh47 c0nqu357 bringz h3 h0m3?
Wh47 7ribu74ri3z ph0110w him 70 R0m3,
70 gr4c3 in c4p7iv3 b0ndz hiz ch4ri07-wh331z?
J00 b10ckz, j00 570n3z, j00 w0r53 7h4n 53n531355 7hingz!
0 j00 h4rd h34r7z, j00 cru31 m3n 0f R0m3,
Kn3w j00 n07 P0mp3y? M4ny 4 7im3 4nd 0f7
H4v3 j00 c1imb'd up 70 w411z 4nd b47713m3n7z,
70 70w3rz 4nd wind0wz, y34, 70 chimn3y-70pz,
J00r inf4n7z in j00r 4rmz, 4nd 7h3r3 h4v3 547
teh 1iv310ng d4y, wi7h p47i3n7 3xp3c747i0n,
70 533 gr347 P0mp3y p455 teh 57r337z 0f R0m3:
4nd wh3n j00 54w hiz ch4ri07 bu7 4pp34r,
H4v3 j00 n07 m4d3 4n univ3r541 5h0u7,
7h47 7ib3r 7r3mb13d und3rn347h h3r b4nkz,
70 h34r teh r3p1ic47i0n 0f j00r 50und5
M4d3 in h3r c0nc4v3 5h0r3z?
4nd d0 j00 n0w pu7 0n j00r b357 477ir3?
4nd d0 j00 n0w cu11 0u7 4 h01id4y?
4nd d0 j00 n0w 57r3w ph10w3rz in hiz w4y
7h47 c0m3z in 7riumph 0v3r P0mp3y'z b100d? B3 g0n3!
Run 70 j00r h0u53z, ph411 up0n j00r kn33z,
Pr4y 70 teh g0dz 70 in73rmi7 teh p14gu3
7h47 n33dz mu57 1igh7 0n 7hiz ingr47i7ud3.

F14VIU5

G0, g0, g00d c0un7rym3n, 4nd, ph0r 7hiz ph4u17,
4553mb13 411 teh p00r m3n 0f j00r 50r7;
Dr4w 7h3m 70 7ib3r b4nkz, 4nd w33p j00r 734r5
In70 teh ch4nn31, 7i11 teh 10w357 57r34m
D0 ki55 teh m057 3x4173d 5h0r3z 0f 411.

3x3un7 411 teh C0mm0n3r5
533 wh37h3r 7h3ir b45357 m3741 b3 n07 m0v3d;
7h3y v4ni5h 70ngu3-7i3d in 7h3ir gui17in35z.
G0 j00 d0wn 7h47 w4y 70w4rdz teh C4pi701;

7hiz w4y wi11 I

di5r0b3 teh im4g3z,
If j00 d0 phind 7h3m d3ck'd wi7h c3r3m0ni3z.

M4RU11U5

M4y w3 d0 50?
J00 kn0w i7 iz teh ph3457 0f 1up3rc41.

F14VIU5

I7 iz n0 m4773r; 137 n0 im4g35
B3 hung wi7h C4354r'z 7r0phi3z. I'11 4b0u7,
4nd driv3 4w4y teh vu1g4r phr0m teh 57r337z:
50 d0 j00 700, wh3r3 j00 p3rc3iv3 7h3m 7hick.
7h353 gr0wing ph347h3rz p1uck'd phr0m C4354r'z wing
Wi11 m4k3 him ph1y 4n 0rdin4ry pi7ch,
Wh0 3153 w0u1d 504r 4b0v3 teh vi3w 0f m3n
4nd k33p uz 411 in 53rvi13 ph34rfu1n35z.

3x3un7

Act I, Scene I of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. In 1337. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Outrider
Feb 10, 2005, 09:55 PM
PAIN.

Wyndham
Feb 10, 2005, 09:56 PM
...why??

Eihwaz
Feb 10, 2005, 09:57 PM
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eihwaz on 2005-02-10 18:58 ]</font>

Wyndham
Feb 10, 2005, 10:02 PM
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wet-trout.gif
0wn3d

Dhylec
Feb 10, 2005, 10:10 PM
wth?

RavenTW
Feb 10, 2005, 10:57 PM
70 pVVn, 0r n07 70 pVVn? 7|-|47 |5 73|-| q|_|357|0n.

Clearly, the anser is: j00 5|_|><0r5. Look at the inconstencies in the 5's and z's! Make up your mind, man!

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: RavenTW on 2005-02-10 20:01 ]</font>


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: RavenTW on 2005-02-10 20:03 ]</font>

Sef
Feb 10, 2005, 11:00 PM
If there was an emoticon to express the blood pouring out of my eyes...

Well, you get the picture.

Mixfortune
Feb 10, 2005, 11:31 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=65251&forum=12

Don't bump it.

Eihwaz
Feb 10, 2005, 11:55 PM
On 2005-02-10 20:31, Mixfortune wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=65251&forum=12

Don't bump it.


D:

*life ends*