Zeroy's Vending Machine of... stuff

[Zeroy]

Zeroy's Vending Machine of Stuff!

Now you can get your very own prize from the vending machine! Just insert something, anything you want, and I (Zeroy) will reply every couple of inserts with your prizes!

Disclaimer: Batteries not included in all prizes. Some assembly may be required. Do not kick, maim or in any way abuse the vending machine. Doing so may result in the triggering of it's self-defence mechanism, thus turning you into a bloody mass of burnt flesh and crushed bones.

[Scrub]

::inserts Tact:: o_o

[Saiffy]

*inserts nothing*

You aren't getting anything from me

[geewj]

This thread has taught me something.

I prefer ::la:: over *la* for denoting actions.

[Zeroy]

GreyPhantasm revieves: Yellow sticky tack.

Saiffwin recieves: Abolutely nothing. What'd you expect?

[Orange_Coconut]

*Inserts (censored)'s eyelash*

I hope it's a voodoo doll!



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Orange_Coconut on 2005-02-12 17:56 ]</font>

[Scrub]

Tact for tak?

...good deal.^-^

[Django]

*Inserts his dreamcast VMU*

[Zeroy]

Orange_Coconut receives: A voodoo doll.... painting.

Django receives: A Nol figurine. In a swimsuit. XD

[PhotonDrop]

*inserts 5 Chuck E Cheese tokens*

[Zeroy]

PhotonDrop receives: Underpants

[Orange_Coconut]

Well, at least now I can admire the doll I would be poking with pins and burning while eating dinner.

[Scrub]

On 2005-02-12 18:52, Orange_Coconut wrote:
Well, at least now I can admire the doll I would be poking with pins and burning while eating dinner.



A productive evening for all!

[Nai_Calus]

*inserts L120 RAmarl*

ERI: Hey! ;_;

Sorry, I needed something interesting to do with you.

ERI: How about write your fic? I'm in that. ;-;

[Zeroy]

Ian-kunX recieves: A pink hankerchief.

[Wyndham]

::inserts pie::

[Nai_Calus]

Whoohoo! *puts handkerchief on Zero, finally fooling PSO into thinking he's a girl* Now I can use all the female-only stuff on him, w00t.

[Saiffy]

I'll humor you

*inserts Zeroy's Vending Machine of Stuff*

[Zeroy]

Oran1324 receives: A mad pigeon.

Saiffwin receives: A 404 error page. XD

[-Z]

On 2005-02-12 17:12, Zeroy wrote:
Disclaimer: Batteries not included in all prizes. Some assembly may be required. Do not kick, maim or in any way abuse the vending machine. Doing so may result in the triggering of it's self-defence mechanism, thus turning you into a bloody mass of burnt flesh and crushed bones.



nope, i'm still good.
*loots the machine*

[Garm]

*inserts FKL*

[space_butler]

*inserts hand grenade*

[Tact]

*reaches hand out of the insert slot and pulls Grey into the machine*

[Zeroy]

Defence Mode has been activated. -Z is now a bloody mass of burnt flesh and crushed bones.

Garm receives: 3 million dollars.

space_butler receives: a rubber chicken.

tactician7777 receives: a lamp.

[Tact]

On 2005-02-13 07:15, Zeroy wrote:

tactician7777 receives: a lamp.



*turns on the lamp* Finally. There's some light in here.

[Scrub]

All I'm worth is a motherfucking LAMP?!?!!?

FUCK this shit. ::cuts machine apart from the inside out::



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: GreyPhantasm on 2005-02-13 07:24 ]</font>

[Tact]

Well, Scrub, at least you're not only worth sticky tack...

[Garm]

On 2005-02-13 07:15, Zeroy wrote:
Garm receives: 3 million dollars.


*pulls the string back out and inserts FKL again* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

*climbs out of the vending machine via a hatch in the back* I'm free!

[BrokenHope]

On 2005-02-13 07:46, tactician7777 wrote:
*climbs out of the vending machine via a hatch in the back* I'm free!



*inserts tact again*

[-Z]

*sues*

you didnt put theft in your disclaimer >_<;

[space_butler]

hmm...this chicken dosnt even squeek!

*puts it back in the machine*

*inserts 50p as well*

[Tact]

On 2005-02-13 08:01, BrokenHope wrote:

*inserts tact again*



*climbs out of the insert slot*

[Zeroy]

Defence mode activated against Grey... Everyone say bye-bye.

Garm receives: 3 million dollars. In pennies.

BrokenHope receives: sticky tak made from Titanium. Sticky, and 10 times stronger then steel. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

space_butler receives: the deed to Bill Gates' house.

[Tact]

*inserts Dhylec SuperWacko into the vending machine*

*inserts BrokenHope into the vending machine*

*inserts space_butler into the vending machine*

[Zeroy]

tactician7777 receives: an empty soda can.

tactician7777 receives: a big screen plasma tv.

tactician7777 receives: a "Save the Boomas" keychain.

[Tact]

*inserts the soda can into the machine, watches the TV*

[Scrub]

::inserts machine into itself::

[Zeroy]

tactician7777 receives: the remote control to the plasma tv.

GreyPhantasm receives: a collection of really old comic books.

[Tact]

I was thinking of posting that, but Scrub, you're dead...the machine killed you.

*inserts the machine's self-defense mechanism into the machine*

[Scrub]

On 2005-02-14 15:28, tactician7777 wrote:
I was thinking of posting that, but Scrub, you're dead...the machine killed you.


Internet can not kill me.

[Zeroy]

tact replied before I did -_-

tactician7777 receives: a smelly gym sock.

[Tact]

*clicks the remote, Scrub shows up on the TV*

[Orange_Coconut]

*inserts some 3 year old girl found on the side walk licking a lollipop*

[Zeroy]

Orange_Coconut receives: a hairy old man reading a hunting magazine.

[Zelutos]

*inserts a picture of Rico in a two peice bikini* Aww man! I better get something good!!!!!

[Tact]

On 2005-02-14 16:12, Zelutos wrote:
*inserts a picture of Rico in a two peice bikini*



Do I even want to know where you got that?

*inserts a Meat Barbecue flavored geoduck*

[TheOneHero]

*Inserts Frink*

>_>;

[Zelutos]

On 2005-02-14 16:18, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-02-14 16:12, Zelutos wrote:
*inserts a picture of Rico in a two peice bikini*



Do I even want to know where you got that?




I had to go on a date with her ^.~

[Zeroy]

Zelutos receives: a drunk fat man.

tactician7777 receives: spoiled mayonaise.

TheOneHero receives: a pair of underwear that will grant wishes went you wet yourself while wearing it.

[Zelutos]

*sticks the drunk fat man in* Come on lady luck! Deal me something good!

[Tact]

Zel got a drunk fat man!

*laughs really hard*

*puts the mayo in the machine*

[TheOneHero]

*inserts the underwear*

[Zeroy]

Zelutos receives: pop-up ads! GAAHHH! THE TERROR!!!!

tactician7777 receives: a phone call.

TheOneHero receives: a nuclear missle.

[Tact]

*ringringring*

Hello?

"Seven days until I order pizza..."

Fuck you. *click*

*inserts the phone*

[Zzzzzz]

*inserts Zeroy*

[TheOneHero]

*inserts missle*

[Zelutos]

*inserts self*

[Tact]

On 2005-02-14 17:04, Zelutos wrote:
*inserts self*



BAD IMAGES!!!

[Zeroy]

tactician7777 receives: a bag of chocolate.

Zzzzzz receives: the keys to Fort Knox.

TheOneHero receives: a nuclear explosion.

Zelutos receives: a paper hat made from old Garfeild comics.

[Tact]

*eats chocolate*

*inserts Trevor_Wo*

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-02-14 17:16, tactician7777 wrote:

*inserts Trevor_Wo*



Tact owned someone again.

[-Z]

*inserts a map of antarctica*

[Blitzkommando]

::Inserts all the spam recieved by the world's population in the last 7 years::

[Zelutos]

YAY! HAT! *runs around with it on his head*

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-02-14 18:18, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
::Inserts all the spam recieved by the world's population in the last 7 years::



BLITZ Recieves: n00b

[space_butler]

*inserts n00bs & halo fanboys*

[Garm]

*Trys to pull back FKL, but iy gets stuck in the dark abyss called Zeroy's Vending Machine*

*Inserts the the 3 million in pennys* (That got to hurt the people in there)