Date me prerequisites =P

[Scejntjynahl]

Hi there! I am a classy "good girl" who has somewhat of a wild side. I also feel as though I am a well rounded individual who is very passionate about life. I really have my parents to thank for that. Yes, they are still married and still madly in love with each other. But I have to say I am daddy's little girl...I consider him my best friend. My whole family is very close and very successful in their own trades of work. I am looking for a guy with substance, someone who has goals and ambition, someone who has similar values. I really prefer someone who has never been married and has no children. I just have not had the best luck with those types of relationsips. Being extremely good looking is also a plus http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif Chemistry is very important from the get go. So if you have bad breath, have the personality of a wet mop, aren't a gentleman, sleep around, have no sense of humor, have an IQ of 30, and look like you have been beaten by an ugly stick please do not write me.

[Scrub]

On AIM we shorten that to "A/S/L?!?!?!"

[Kizaragu]

Am I elligeble?

What I say:
Tall, Dark handsome, relatively healthy, enjoys quiet walks in the park, sworn protector of Damsels, Slayer of all scary things and am a perfect gentleman.

What a vast majority or the female population would say:
Tall, pale and lanky. Enjoys long walks in the park as long as groping is allowed at the end of it. Screams louder and at a higher pitch than I do when there's something scary afoot. I could beat him in a fight.

[Wyndham]

On 2005-02-18 14:14, Kizaragu wrote:
Am I elligeble?

What I say:
Tall, Dark handsome, relatively healthy, enjoys quiet walks in the park, sworn protector of Damsels, Slayer of all scary things and am a perfect gentleman.

What a vast majority or the female population would say:
Tall, pale and lanky. Enjoys long walks in the park as long as groping is allowed at the end of it. Screams louder and at a higher pitch than I do when there's something scary afoot. I could beat him in a fight.



i fit the second category. sucks for me.

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2005-02-18 14:14, Kizaragu wrote:
Am I elligeble?

What I say:
Tall, Dark handsome, relatively healthy, enjoys quiet walks in the park, sworn protector of Damsels, Slayer of all scary things and am a perfect gentleman.

What a vast majority or the female population would say:
Tall, pale and lanky. Enjoys long walks in the park as long as groping is allowed at the end of it. Screams louder and at a higher pitch than I do when there's something scary afoot. I could beat him in a fight.



Sorry Kiz, youve been around that park way to often to consider you safe http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[ABDUR101]

Wow, she blabs on doesn't she?

And yet I wonder, does she meet the standards of what her desired guy would want as well?

Ambition? Fuck, I barely had enough ambition to finish her paragraph of perfection.

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-02-18 14:23, Scejntjynahl wrote:
Sorry Kiz, youve been around that park way to often to consider you safe http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

No one give's you a chance once you've been on the 'game' http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



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[Rabid]

Wtf....what are you expecting to happen? Somebody to fly out and fall madly in love with you at first sight? Or do you expect an online internet relationship where you give us this paragraph of perfection and a super model's picture and say "Oh ya...Thats me."

BS...I don't trust online relationships. Sorry hun, not interested.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2005-02-18 14:03, GreyPhantasm wrote:
On AIM we shorten that to "A/S/L?!?!?!"



That is the ultimate reply to this thread.

[Zelutos]

Will you marry me, Scejntjynahl?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Zelutos on 2005-02-18 23:20 ]</font>

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2005-02-18 21:48, Rabid wrote:
Wtf....what are you expecting to happen? Somebody to fly out and fall madly in love with you at first sight? Or do you expect an online internet relationship where you give us this paragraph of perfection and a super model's picture and say "Oh ya...Thats me."

BS...I don't trust online relationships. Sorry hun, not interested.



Expecting to happen? Nothing much considering this is in FKL man you are way to uptight, consider putting charcoal up your butt, you might get some diamonds http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



On 2005-02-18 23:19, Zelutos wrote:
Will you marry me, Scejntjynahl?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Zelutos on 2005-02-18 23:20 ]</font>


Of course Ill marry you, but only after one small request: "Take the Fresh TP" >.>



*Sees Zelutos take tp into a room with six Baranz* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Skorpius]

im 16/f/CA, hehe
i liek to shop at the mall and chat with friends on the computer http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-02-18 21:48, Rabid wrote:
Wtf....what are you expecting to happen? Somebody to fly out and fall madly in love with you at first sight? Or do you expect an online internet relationship where you give us this paragraph of perfection and a super model's picture and say "Oh ya...Thats me."

BS...I don't trust online relationships. Sorry hun, not interested.
CUCKOO! CUKOO!

[Garm]

On 2005-02-18 13:58, Scejntjynahl wrote:
If you have bad breath, have the personality of a wet mop, aren't a gentleman, sleep around, have no sense of humor, have an IQ of 30, and look like you have been beaten by an ugly stick please write me.



You called?

[Zelutos]

On 2005-02-18 23:19, Zelutos wrote:
Will you marry me, Scejntjynahl?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Zelutos on 2005-02-18 23:20 ]</font>


Of course Ill marry you, but only after one small request: "Take the Fresh TP" >.>



*Sees Zelutos take tp into a room with six Baranz* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[/quote]


*sighs and gets mauled by the Baranz but somehow survives to kill them all*


Yay! Now, time to pick out the wedding spot!

[The_Pea_Guy]

Hey, Scejntjynahl. You forgot to post your personal photo:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Tondog/xmas%20cpa/gropingmanboob.jpg


There you go, fellas. Enjoy. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Zelutos]

Oh....freaking.....dear.....*wants a divorce*

[ABDUR101]

The legal papers were already signed, the ceremony was just a formality.

You Fail!

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-02-19 13:09, ABDUR101 wrote:
The legal papers were already signed, the ceremony was just a formality.

You Fail!



My sympathies to you, Zelutos. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif

[TheOneHero]

At least you're not stuck with Spider-Man (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/TheOneHero/Me/Me.bmp)

[Scrub]

You really need to host that at a new URL ToH. =P

[HUcastShinobi]

that picture is a bad version of a cross between micheal jackson and anna nicole... its a monstrosity of your cataclysmic demise! RUN!

[Sef]

On 2005-02-19 14:19, HUcastShinobi wrote:
that picture is a bad version of a cross between micheal jackson and anna nicole... its a monstrosity of your cataclysmic demise! RUN!


I thought he was talking about the ToH picture. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-02-19 14:46, Sef wrote:


On 2005-02-19 14:19, HUcastShinobi wrote:
that picture is a bad version of a cross between micheal jackson and anna nicole... its a monstrosity of your cataclysmic demise! RUN!


I thought he was talking about the ToH picture. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Scrub]

What Rico said.

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2005-02-19 12:35, The_Pea_Guy wrote:
Hey, Scejntjynahl. You forgot to post your personal photo:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Tondog/xmas%20cpa/gropingmanboob.jpg


There you go, fellas. Enjoy. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Hey, he paid me to grab his man nipple. Ugh, I knew this pic would get out someday. *curses those escort servicing days*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Scejntjynahl on 2005-02-19 17:08 ]</font>

[TheOneHero]

I think KaFKa's AIM profile sums up my feelings:


Fuck you all.

[Sagasu]

On 2005-02-18 23:11, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2005-02-18 14:03, GreyPhantasm wrote:
On AIM we shorten that to "A/S/L?!?!?!"



That is the ultimate reply to this thread.