The key to losing at Monopoly

[TheOneHero]

Buy the B.O. Railroad. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Kizaragu]

I hate playing monopoly, It always ends in a screaming row.

[Ice_ryu]

Playing Monopoly reminds me of my life, I end up broke, unhappy and selling everything I got for much less than I paid for it to try to pay rent.

[Hrith]

On 2005-03-07 11:37, Ice_ryu wrote:
Playing Monopoly reminds me of my life, I end up broke, unhappy and selling everything I got for much less than I paid for it to try to pay rent. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Seriously, altough I got the joke, what is B.O. Railroad ?

[Ketchup345]

I thought it would be to play against M$...

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-03-07 11:40, Kef wrote:


On 2005-03-07 11:37, Ice_ryu wrote:
Playing Monopoly reminds me of my life, I end up broke, unhappy and selling everything I got for much less than I paid for it to try to pay rent. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Seriously, altough I got the joke, what is B.O. Railroad ?


B&O Railroad is the railroad in the center of the Red and Yellow side of the board. Apparently it stands for Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.

[Kizaragu]

The English version of monopoly is set in London, where's the Yankee equivelant set? Or does it vary?

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-03-07 11:49, Kizaragu wrote:
The English version of monopoly is set in London, where's the Yankee equivelant set? Or does it vary?


Atlantic City/Philadelphia.

[Daikarin]

I always win, so we don't play for nearly 2 years. And I do aim to get all the railroads. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


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[PrinceBrightstar]

How to freak out your opponent completely in monopoly (please note the odds of this happening are almost impossible, but this is the fastest legal way to bankrupt your opponent.)

P1 turn 1: roll doubles, land at just visiting, roll doubles, land at middle orange space, role non-double, chance card go back to GO, collect 200

P2 turn 1: roll something non doubles, as long as that player can eventually land on the middle of the orange squares in next turnand its doubles.

P1 turn 2: Roll doubles 10, roll 6 doubles, buy, roll a 3, buy, use last of money to buy as many houses as possible.

P2 turn 2: rolls doubles, lands on middle of orange square and pays fees, rolls doubles 4 , chance card go back 3 spaces, lands on 3rd or orange, BANKRUPT!



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[Allos]

Usually for me and my friends, monopoly ends in the owner of the electric company threatening to cut the power to everyone's property. Damn him....damn him to hell....

[Tact]

But, if you have the electric company, would you say "Damn me...damn me to hell"?

[Allos]

On 2005-03-07 13:17, tactician7777 wrote:
But, if you have the electric company, would you say "Damn me...damn me to hell"?



No, then I would be laughing....with an evil sound for effect...but I guess that's given...

[Tact]

Always a given with you, Allos. *goes into a dressing room and changes into a skirt instead of wearing pants*

[Scrub]

I finally did my evil laugh at the restuarant today and consequently creeped everyone out...I'll have to make it into a sound file one day and let all of you fellows listen to it.^_^

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-03-07 16:06, GreyPhantasm wrote:
I'll have to make it into a sound file one day and let all of you fellows listen to it.^_^



Or...

We can watch Chip and Dale.

[Tact]

I'm sure Chip and Dale has that same evil laugh.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-03-07 17:00, tactician7777 wrote:
I'm sure Chip and Dale has that same evil laugh.



Yes, it's all high-pitched and squeeky too. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

On 2005-03-07 17:02, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-03-07 17:00, tactician7777 wrote:
I'm sure Chip and Dale has that same evil laugh.



Yes, it's all high-pitched and squeeky too. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Imagine Chip and Dale speaking. Got it? Now imagine Chip and Dale with the voice of the lead singer of Children of Bodom. Scary.

[Scrub]

God damn it ToH if my Caller ID went back that far I'd show you it.>_>

[Tact]

Chip and Dale called you?

[Scrub]

Yea Tact, apparently they were looking for your mom but just missed her.

[Tact]

On 2005-03-07 17:13, GreyPhantasm wrote:
Yea Tact, apparently they were looking for your mom but just missed her.



They were talking to your dad, though.

[Scrub]

Your mom can take more than one guy at a time, Tact.

[Tact]

Well, Scrub, so can yours. Including you. And me.

[Scrub]

Saying my mom is the same doesn't exclude the fact that your mom is a skankho. =D

[Tact]

Skankho? Is that even a word?

[Scrub]

Probably not.

[Tact]

But that was a pretty good run of insults, Mr. Pinocchio.

[SquashDemon]

yeah?
well your evil laugh pales in comparison to my rar...

rar

I say it all the time, in real life and the internet
so just for good measure...

rar > all other things

understand?