Is anyone interested in...

[Hrigg]

gibing me 26 pounds of bacon. Bacon is my friend you see, and without friends I am lonely. When I am lonely I am sad, and I desire to have a friend. A friend I am looking for would be bacon. You see, my other 26 pounds of bacon mysteriously got into my stomach, and I was wondering if anyone would have a kind heart, and give hrigg his friend, 26 pounds of bacon, back into his possession. Bacon and I have done many wonderful things together, mostly involving the outdoors in some sort. Bacon took me hunting during the winter, and we obviously got nothing. Bacon and I did have fun though. Bacon and were disagreing, you see, so he and I got into a fight. Then, one day, I was so mad... that I ate my best and only friend.

So anyways, anyone with a kind enough heart to give me 26 pounds of bacon will be condemned as my favorite person.



















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[Wyndham]

how about i give you 100 pounds of bacon an you create a bacon person?

[geewj]

On 2005-03-26 20:32, Oran1324 wrote:
how about i give you 100 pounds of bacon an you create a bacon person?



Simon didn't say 'disusss'.

[Hrigg]

Please, I am getting lonely. I don't want 100 pounds of bacon, I want 26 pounds, because it reminds me of my dear friend, bacon.

[Wyndham]

well then, I have 26 pounds, but that leaves me with 74 pounds left of bacon to eat. oh well. *starts chewing on bacon*

[Sef]

Then perhaps, you should ask Tact.

[BoarDemon]

On 2005-03-26 20:29, Hrigg wrote:
gibing me 26 pounds of bacon.


There was no point going beyond that because I don't have 26 pounds of bacon.

[space_butler]

i have 26 kilos of bacon, is that good enough?

[Tact]

Sef! Get over here! I heard my name.

[Hrigg]

Thank you all for your support in my hunt for my friend. Instead of accepting anything from you people, I bought it off of bacon.com for a measly 6.2 gillion dollars.

[Meaky]

Canadian?

[Solstis]

I accidentally wiped all pigs from existence.

Oops?

[ViewtifulJoe]

He's just gonna eat it again...

[Hrigg]

*with bacon in mouth*I'm not going to eat it again... oh crap.