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Hrigg
Mar 26, 2005, 11:29 PM
gibing me 26 pounds of bacon. Bacon is my friend you see, and without friends I am lonely. When I am lonely I am sad, and I desire to have a friend. A friend I am looking for would be bacon. You see, my other 26 pounds of bacon mysteriously got into my stomach, and I was wondering if anyone would have a kind heart, and give hrigg his friend, 26 pounds of bacon, back into his possession. Bacon and I have done many wonderful things together, mostly involving the outdoors in some sort. Bacon took me hunting during the winter, and we obviously got nothing. Bacon and I did have fun though. Bacon and were disagreing, you see, so he and I got into a fight. Then, one day, I was so mad... that I ate my best and only friend.
So anyways, anyone with a kind enough heart to give me 26 pounds of bacon will be condemned as my favorite person.
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Wyndham
Mar 26, 2005, 11:32 PM
how about i give you 100 pounds of bacon an you create a bacon person?
geewj
Mar 26, 2005, 11:34 PM
On 2005-03-26 20:32, Oran1324 wrote:
how about i give you 100 pounds of bacon an you create a bacon person?
Simon didn't say 'disusss'.
Hrigg
Mar 26, 2005, 11:36 PM
Please, I am getting lonely. I don't want 100 pounds of bacon, I want 26 pounds, because it reminds me of my dear friend, bacon.
Wyndham
Mar 26, 2005, 11:39 PM
well then, I have 26 pounds, but that leaves me with 74 pounds left of bacon to eat. oh well. *starts chewing on bacon*
Sef
Mar 26, 2005, 11:44 PM
Then perhaps, you should ask Tact.
BoarDemon
Mar 27, 2005, 12:00 AM
On 2005-03-26 20:29, Hrigg wrote:
gibing me 26 pounds of bacon.
There was no point going beyond that because I don't have 26 pounds of bacon.
space_butler
Mar 27, 2005, 06:56 AM
i have 26 kilos of bacon, is that good enough?
Tact
Mar 27, 2005, 07:15 AM
Sef! Get over here! I heard my name.
Hrigg
Mar 27, 2005, 10:51 AM
Thank you all for your support in my hunt for my friend. Instead of accepting anything from you people, I bought it off of bacon.com for a measly 6.2 gillion dollars.
Meaky
Mar 27, 2005, 12:26 PM
Canadian?
Solstis
Mar 27, 2005, 01:09 PM
I accidentally wiped all pigs from existence.
Oops?
ViewtifulJoe
Mar 27, 2005, 02:11 PM
He's just gonna eat it again...
Hrigg
Mar 27, 2005, 02:39 PM
*with bacon in mouth*I'm not going to eat it again... oh crap.
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