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Daikarin
Apr 10, 2005, 02:00 PM
So, I too was at the mall, trying to settle down to study. We all know I can't just enter there and sit down, I gotta buy something to eat. So I go and get a hot chocolate and some cake.

With the plate on my hands, I look for a seat. My hormones detect an empty seat next to a group of attractive young ladies.

My manly style holds the plate with one hand, and my college briefcase with the other, and my coat was over my shoulder.

I see that I have to get through the girl's table to get to mine, on a squeezed passage. No problem to a man like me.

I trip on a chair's leg, spill chocolate all over the 3 girls, my coat and my college briefcase, as well on the kids on the other side.

When I see that they were all wet, I look at them and state: "4gib me plz lolz!!!11"

Then the table where I wanted to seat was taken by someone else.

Unlike Kef's adventure, this actually happened, 2 hours ago http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Tact
Apr 10, 2005, 02:01 PM
That sucks. Badly.

Daikarin
Apr 10, 2005, 02:05 PM
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Tact
Apr 10, 2005, 02:07 PM
I've never spilled anything on anyone.

Scrub
Apr 10, 2005, 02:12 PM
On 2005-04-10 12:07, tactician7777 wrote:
I've never spilled anything on anyone.



Get your stupidity off me right now.

Hrigg
Apr 10, 2005, 02:29 PM
I http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif that.

Daikarin
Apr 10, 2005, 02:30 PM
On 2005-04-10 12:29, Hrigg wrote:
I http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif that.



It was on Norteshopping. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

_Ted_
Apr 10, 2005, 10:00 PM
And you say the mall police only managed to pry the girls off of you after they'd broken both of your arms and beat your kidneys to death?

navci
Apr 10, 2005, 11:09 PM
Did the part where you said whatever you said also happen?

If so, I demand a wav of that.

Mixfortune
Apr 11, 2005, 12:49 AM
On 2005-04-10 12:07, tactician7777 wrote:
I've never spilled anything on anyone.



Sounds like a personal problem.

Sacred_One
Apr 11, 2005, 12:51 AM
Indeed it is.

TheOneHero
Apr 11, 2005, 10:14 AM
On 2005-04-10 12:00, Even_Jin wrote:
So, I too was at the mall, trying to settle down to study. We all know I can't just enter there and sit down, I gotta buy something to eat. So I go and get a hot chocolate and some cake.

With the plate on my hands, I look for a seat. My hormones detect an empty seat next to a group of attractive young ladies.

My manly style holds the plate with one hand, and my college briefcase with the other, and my coat was over my shoulder.

I see that I have to get through the girl's table to get to mine, on a squeezed passage. No problem to a man like me.

I trip on a chair's leg, spill chocolate all over the 3 girls, my coat and my college briefcase, as well on the kids on the other side.

When I see that they were all wet, I look at them and state: "4gib me plz lolz!!!11"

Then the table where I wanted to seat was taken by someone else.

Unlike Kef's adventure, this actually happened, 2 hours ago http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Now, I'm sure you got napkin and started wiping the girls' blosses, right? In hope of cleaning up the spill?

Daikarin
Apr 11, 2005, 11:08 AM
I forgot to tell you guys that this story is only partially true.

And yes, the security dudes tried to get me, but luckily I threw chocolate milk over them too and ran fast.

Sagasu
Apr 11, 2005, 11:12 AM
On 2005-04-11 09:08, Even_Jin wrote:
I forgot to tell you guys that this story is full of shit.



That about sums it up http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



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Daikarin
Apr 11, 2005, 11:14 AM
You said shit!

But no, I have my coat still dirty to prove it. I can show you a snapshot of it if you want.

Sagasu
Apr 11, 2005, 11:18 AM
.o.

o:

.o.

:o

You dont have to prove anything.

Daikarin
Apr 11, 2005, 11:19 AM
Don't insist, I'll never take a photo out of it and my dirty pants.

Daikarin
Apr 11, 2005, 11:20 AM
One at a time, darn it.

(And the thread ends here.)



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Sagasu
Apr 11, 2005, 11:20 AM
How many people here want to see new ultimate's dirty pants?

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