The Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

[Deathscythealpha]

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Go on, you know you want to generate a random fact.

"Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans"

[rena-ko]

Vin Diesel is highly allergic to prime numbers.


or this one is nice too:

Vin Diesel can eat a piece of coal and shit out a diamond.

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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids entirely out of strategicly performed pop n' lock dance moves and alien fecal material.

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Vin Diesel won the inaugural Paris-Dakar rally using only a hubcap and sleigh dogs but the result was discounted when it was found that all other competitors had mysterious choked to death on their own elbows.

[Zzzzzz]

The idea of daylight savings time was first conceived by Vin Diesel during his sojourn as an American delegate in Paris in 1784, as an effective counter-measure to a Summer time plague of sun-vulnerable vampires. His campaign; successful.

And...

The historical figure of "Jesus Christ" is based off of Vin Diesel's adventures in Western Mongolia around 5,000 B.C.

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel and Paul McCartney cannot be distinguished from one another. They only look different because they wear different clothing.

[rena-ko]

Vin Diesel created the PSP from sheer will alone.

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel assisted Sir Robert Peel in creating the first police force.

[space_butler]

If you go into a dark a room and repeat "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear with several ewoks and proceed to make fun of you until you die, proving once and for all that words alone, not just sticks and stones, can kill you.

[rena-ko]

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.

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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel will kill me in my sleep for my lack of writing ability at creating facts. However, he will make sure that I am awake for the skull fucking. His company guarantees it, or Vin Diesel will personally restore your soul and re-murder you, free of charge

[Hrigg]

Vin Diesel has pulled off a ten-hit combo in Tekken.

Vin Diesel's tongue never stops growing. He has to bite it off every day to keep it at a proper length. If you ask him if it hurts he replies, "every time".

Once upon a time, Vin Diesel solved murders in Hawaii. He drove a red Ferrari and enlisted the help of his black friend that flew a helicopter....no....wait...that was Abe Vigoda

Vin Diesel created time, then subsequently traveled back in time using a modified Delorian with a flux capacitor. Vin Diesel then punched Michael J Fox so hard that he ceased to exist

Before his breakout roles in Hollywood, Vin Diesel was one of eight essential vitamins most commonly found in cereals. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ryna]

Vin Diesel put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. He however did not put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

[Hrigg]

No one can kill Vin Diesel, for a microchip surgically implanted onto his heart will release a deadly bio-chemical gas that will destroy the world.

Vin Diesel is being considered by the Cardinals as a new pope.



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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel keeps his head shaved in order to hide the fact that he is actually a member of a alien race of supreme warriors. When they reach the fullest of their powers, their hair turns bright pink and spiky.

[Hrigg]

Vin Diesel singlehandedly built the Pyramids at Giza, the temples of Chichen Itza, and the complex of Angkor Wat in 5 days using only an ice-pick and sandpaper.

Vin Diesel shows no mercy while playing dodgeball.

[Ryna]

Vin created 24 hour days because he didn't feel like working more thatn 8 hours at a time.

[rena-ko]

Vin Diesel's toast lands butter side up.

Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Dance, and The Lord.

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[Scrub]

Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.

Vin Diesel gave birth to Abe Lincoln, Muddy Waters, and Spider-Man during the heat wave of 1968.

The idea for the show "MacGuyver" comes from the time Vin Diesel went on a road trip and single-handedly wiped out the entire population of Salt Lake City with his shoe and a paper clip.

If Vin Diesel falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, he will find the nearest person and accurately reconstruct the noise he made as he fell.

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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel created the periodic table because he named random stuff that he found on the bottom of his shoe.

[Ryna]

"Vin" is an abbreviation for "invincible".

[Daikarin]

Vin Diesel created the God Quetzalcoatl when he threw a parrot and iguana into a bedroom and told them "to wing it".

[Neith]

If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.

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[Ryna]

Vin Diesel shows no mercy while playing dodgeball.

[Blitzkommando]

Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.

[Zzzzzz]

Vin Diesel killed Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is not yet aware of this, as Vin Diesel has not chosen to make this death known.

[_Ted_]

He built a full-size replica of The Parthenon out of sugar cubes. It melted in the rain 2 days later. 13 virgins were sacrificed to calm his anger.

Tore down the Berlin wall with his hands (his left arm was broken at the time).

Vin Diesel does not own a television. Instead, he derives entertainment by routinely opening the Ark of the Covenant.

Vin Diesel wrote the Bible, then gave it to God as a birthday present.

Vin Diesel ended World War II by calling Hitler in his bunker and demanding that he kill himself.

Vin Diesel was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped him. He played every position, and was the only batter on his team, The Dieselin' Dashers. MLB allowed this because he hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. His bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in being the bat Vin Diesel would use. He used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar.

[PhotonDrop]

All of mankind was saved when Zacharias Q. Hoffslaus, the antichrist, was strangled in his crib as an infant by Vin Diesel


There is enough electricity in Vin Diesel to power a Vin Diesel.

The movie The Chronicles of Riddick is actually a heavily altered version of a piece of Megaman X3 fanfiction Vin Diesel wrote called "Mavericks On Tour," in which the eight bosses from the game formed a rock band and played around the world. The character of Riddick is based on Crush Crawfish.

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[Dhylec]

"Vin Diesel" is an anagram of "Devil Sin". This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.

Vin Diesel was in India one day 2500 years ago and found some guy meditating under his favorite tree. Vin explained the nature of reality, karma and reincarnation to the man, who gained total enlightenment as a result. Then Vin said "Now get the Fuck away from my tree."

Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.

Vin Diesel invented "diarrhea free" taco's but the Government refuses to allow him to market then.

Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh.

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[PhotonDrop]

"and Vin Diesel loved the world so, that he gave it his only begotten son - Superman."

[Solstis]

Vin Diesel once dreamt that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, would be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. But he was too lazy to do anything about it.

Vin Diesel once pitched an idea to Blizzard Entertainment's CEO: "Get this, it's like WarCraft, but in space..."

[ViewtifulJoe]

Vin Diesel was not born, but rather spontaneously formed with an enormous bang, in the nature of the universe. Inspired by his birth, Vin Diesel created the universe.

Vin Diesel is not warm blooded, nor cold, but somewhere comfortably in between.

Vin Diesel created the Matrix

Free Radical based the looks, voice, and super action hero qualities of Srgt. Cortez on Vin Diesel. This alone is enough for Cortez to jump out your f***ing screen and kick your ass. I swear to god, don't insult that game to its face, it f***ing hurts. Free Radical's ass was also kicked for copying Vin Diesel. Unlike mine, however, Free Radical's ass-kicking was worthy of the stellar-born pleasantly cool blooded being who administered it.

No one actually knows who Vin Diesel is.

Not even Vin Diesel

[Outrider]

Vin Diesel can roll a 25.7 on a 20-sided die, but chooses not to in order to keep things fair.

Vin Diesel only eats Lasagna - Lasagna made of Kenyan children.

Vin Diesel was the person screaming when Boba Fett died.

Vin Diesel killed the Dead Sea.

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[Neith]

Rather than walk, Vin Diesel has tiny bugs under his feet carry him around.

Vin Diesel has secretly been every Pope the last 350 years, with the exception of Pope John Paul II (who was actually John Cusack).

Vin Diesel gives 3,620,730 points on Scrabble and is the only true killer move in the game.

In order to gain lordship over Hell, Lucifer was forced to sell his soul to Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel is actually an android controlled by a little balding British man named Basil.

Wow, to think I thought Vin was merely a bad actor!

[Ryna]

V n Diesel plays counter strike and goes by the name "myg0t_ViN+DieSeL=GoDLiKe".

[Neith]

Vin Diesel belongs to a religious sect that believes that cameras can steal your soul, and as a result he refuses to stand in front of a camera. All photographs and films of him are not actually of him, but an animatronic wax replica programmed to mimic his every move. During the filming of Pitch Black the replica ran amok and slew two thirds of the cast, before the real Vin was able reprogram it using his exceptional x86 assembler skills. Unfortunately, the new program was too benevolent for Vin's action packed roles, so that particular wax replica was retired from movie making and went on to become Mother Theresa.

Wow.