FKL Voiceovers in HELL!

[Ness]

[Everyone in FKL is at a part in Dhylec's estate]

[A crowd of people has gathered around Ness]

Sef: We hear that you have returned from distant lands we want to hear your stories!

Oran: Yes tell us tales of your adventures in Netfrica!

PhotonDrop: I want to hear about how your brought down a mighty spamtaro!

Navi: Shut up all of you! Ness isn't great, or even mediocre!

Tact: You're right, he's it not just great, he is a god.

Navi: Okay, I admit that I was wr... (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=89866&forum=14)

[suddenly a meteor hits Dhylec's estate and kills everyone]


FKHELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=64802&forum=14)






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[Saiffy]

......


It had to be done.

[Wyndham]

I liked the part where I died.

[TheOneHero]

I'm glad I wasn't invited to this party...

[Dhylec]

;o my house
ooh the insurance co gonna pay >.>

[Wyndham]

On 2005-04-30 20:08, TheOneHero wrote:
I'm glad I wasn't invited to this party...



wait, did I even post in that topic?

[Ness]

On 2005-04-30 20:08, TheOneHero wrote:
I'm glad I wasn't invited to this party...



Yes you were, you just weren't mentioned.

[ViewtifulJoe]

On 2005-04-30 20:08, TheOneHero wrote:
I'm glad I wasn't invited to this party...

Join the club. You're invited.

[geewj]

Was the adventure in question when you went to hell like the poll said?

[EJ]

That explains alot when I say alot I mean nothing.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

[Everyone in FKL finds themselves in a brimstone cave filled with lava]

ForceEJ: WTF???

Navi: I have a feeling we aren't in PSO World anymore.

Sef: Where the hell are we?

????: Hell is right!

[Everyone turns around to see a man with horns]

????: Yes, welcome to Hell!! I am Lucifer and I will be the bane of your existence for the rest of eternity!!

[Everyone starts screaming and some start crying]

Navi: Nooo, I can't be dead!

Ness: I'm just a high school student from earth, I'm too young to die!

Anwserman: This cannot be!

MixFortune: http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

ViewtifulJoe: I died a virgin, NOOOOOO!!!!!


Lucifer: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


FKHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!







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[Mixfortune]

I've never quite understood why some people seem to like capitalizing the f in my username.

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-01 06:53, Mixfortune wrote:
I've never quite understood why some people seem to like capitalizing the f in my username.



Syllables.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-01 06:58, Sagasu wrote:


On 2005-05-01 06:53, Mixfortune wrote:
I've never quite understood why some people seem to like capitalizing the f in my username.



Syllables.



MixForTune/MixFortUne
SaGaSu... I really don't think so...

I think it's because some people think it's supposed to be two words, like Mix_Fortune... when it's based off one word. Not like I really mind, just wondering why it seems to happen when it does... I'm think it's the "two word" thing.

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-01 07:01, Mixfortune wrote:

MixForTune/MixFortUne
SaGaSu... I really don't think so...

I think it's because some people think it's supposed to be two words, like Mix_Fortune... when it's based off one word. Not like I really mind, just wondering why it seems to happen when it does... I'm think it's the "two word" thing.



True enough, since most when prounouncing your name would include a noticable pause before mix and fortune.

But you're currently burning in hell, so it really doesnt matter anyways.

[Tact]

Oh, man. My tail's going to catch fire...

[Zarode]

http://img256.echo.cx/img256/12/helld3nn.png

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[PhotonDrop]

this one's just wrong D:

good thing its always my stunt doubles in these things http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

There are no stunt doubles!

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-01 15:49, Ness wrote:
There are no stunt doubles!



Only because stunt doubles can't have stunt doubles.
And stunt doubles "replace" the character, so yeah, no stunt doubles here <_<

[Sef]

Oh... So I'm dead now?

[PhotonDrop]

no stunt doubles except mine http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Sef]

On 2005-05-01 16:27, PhotonDrop wrote:
no stunt doubles except mine http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


No means no.

No exceptions.

[Eanae]

I think his meaning and our meaning of going to hell were two different things. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[KodiaX987]

If my name ever gets mentioned in this thread, kill the motherfucker.

[Wyndham]

I don't know how I survived, I've got no stunt double... but I'm glad.
who else would be fit for the girly-man title?

[ABDUR101]

On 2005-05-01 18:49, Oran1324 wrote:
I don't know how I survived, I've got no stunt double... but I'm glad.
who else would be fit for the girly-man title?


I already have a clone of you. >=]

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-01 18:52, ABDUR101 wrote:


On 2005-05-01 18:49, Oran1324 wrote:
I don't know how I survived, I've got no stunt double... but I'm glad.
who else would be fit for the girly-man title?


I already have a clone of you. >=]



HOLY SHIT, that's convenient.

[PhotonDrop]

On 2005-05-01 16:56, Sef wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:27, PhotonDrop wrote:
no stunt doubles except mine http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


No means no.

No exceptions.



well thats just too bad then http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-01 19:20, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:56, Sef wrote:


On 2005-05-01 16:27, PhotonDrop wrote:
no stunt doubles except mine http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


No means no.

No exceptions.



well thats just too bad then http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Yes. For you.

[Zzzzzz]

Dun dun duuuun.

[ViewtifulJoe]

On 2005-05-01 06:49, Ness wrote:

ViewtifulJoe: I died a virgin, NOOOOOO!!!!!
...
I thought it was my aura that repulsed people, but it seems not.

It's probably my excessively negative self-outlook.

[Ness]

Lucifer: Now is the time that I assign you all to your personal hells!

PhotonDrop: NOOOO!!!!!!

Lucifer: Silence! I banish you and Navi to the realm of the name kids!

[PD and navi disappear]

Sef: Oh shit.

Lucifer: Sef, TOH, and Tact, I sentence you all to the realm of fire and trolls.

[Sef, TOH, and Tact disappear]

Anwserman: What is the meaning of this! What have we done?

Lucifer: Shut up! I'm sending you to the pit of homophobes, racists, and other people who will hate you because you are different.

[Anwserman disappears]

Lucifer: The rest of you will be sent below to play qith my demons.

[Everyone except Ness disappears]

Ness: What about me?

Lucifer: You are an interesting one. I sense a power in you that is different fromt he others. You too burhn with the enrgy of FKL, but there is also something different about you, something darker, something divine. Because of this nothing I have will work agaisnt you so I will pit you agaisnt yourself.

Ness: WTF???

[Three people appear around ness]

Ness: Abudur, Zamerpanda, and Pixelite!

Lucifer: Yes, these are the imaginary members you created to mock and annoy their existing counterparts. They will cause you the pain of 1000 bloody deaths!

Abudur: Oh shit son, you're in for it now!

Zamerpanda: Kill!

Pixelite: Let's finish this!

Ness: Damn.

FKHELLLLLL!!!!!!

[Mixfortune]

Just when one would think it could not get any more off.

[geewj]

Satan: You are cool!

Me: OMG!

FKL!!!!

[Tact]

So, I'm in the realm of fire and trolls, along with Sef and TOH. And we have to use teamwork and be friendsif we even hope to escape!

[Sef]

On 2005-05-02 18:01, tactician7777 wrote:
So, I'm in the realm of fire and trolls, along with Sef and TOH. And we have to use teamwork and be friendsif we even hope to escape!


Fuck.

[Blitzkommando]

I don't even want to know what my personal hell would be like...

[Ness]

On 2005-05-02 17:40, Mixfortune wrote:
Just when one would think it could not get any more off.



Don't worry, mix, you will be in it soon.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-02 19:02, Ness wrote:


On 2005-05-02 17:40, Mixfortune wrote:
Just when one would think it could not get any more off.



Don't worry, mix, you will be in it soon.



I already was in it, or did you forget already?

[Sagasu]

Lucifer severely lacks ingenuity.

[Ness]

[The three circle around Ness. All of then a weilding large weapons: Abudur has two swords, Zamerpanda has a whip, and Pixelite has a partisan]

Abudur: Don't even thinka bout righting us; you cannot win. Just let us torture you until we have had our fun!

Zamerpanda: Yeah, you are unarmed so let us have our fun and we will let you get away with a relatively small number of wounds.

[Ness responds not with words, but by punching Pixelite in the face]

[Pixelite flies backwards 50 feet and smashes into a stalagmite]

Abudur: OMG HAX!!!!!

Ness: L0L n00b, I g0t skillz!!!

[Zamer and Abudur double team Ness. ness was holding up pretty well against the two of them until Pixelite entered the fight. Then the three of them started beating Ness down.]

Ness: You jerks!

[Ness starts glowing Fresh Kills purple and punches Zamer in the stomach. The force of the blow caused her to cough up blood, and fall to her knees.]

Abudur: You bastard!

[Abudur stabs Ness in the stomach with both his blades causing Ness to spew up blood and fall to the ground. Pixelite takes advantage os the situation and starts beating Ness with his stick.]

Ness: I guess this was one fight I couldn't win. Damn......

[Ness becomes unconcious]

[From a window high above, a young woman watches the battle below. She sheds a tear as she sees Ness fall.]

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Wyndham]

i imagied Lucifer as the dell dude. "DUDE, yer goin' to HELL!!"

[Fairmont]

Well, I'm glad that's not me.

[Ness]

[PD and Navi find themselves in a cave surrounded by rock houses]

Navi: Look at all these houses! This must be one of their cities.

PD: Keep your guard up and get ready to fight!

Navi: But I'm submissive.

PD: Silence! No you are not. I've seen you fight, I know what you can do.

[Suddenly, a bunch of demon children who look 13 and probably use AOHELL come out of the houses and form a large circle around PD and Navi]

Navi: Here they come!

[PD draws her daggers]

PD: Get ready!

Name kid #1: We are the name kids. We will humiliate you and then eat your embarrassed carcass!

[The name kids split up into to two circles, one surrounds PD and the other surround Navi]

PD [thinking]: I have to get to Navi. I don't think she's strong enough to fight them all herself.


FKHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Tact]

0h n03s!!! PD 4nd n4v1 4r3 1n tr0ub13!!!!11111oneone

[PhotonDrop]

On 2005-05-01 21:59, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2005-05-01 19:20, PhotonDrop wrote:

well thats just too bad then


Yes. For you.



nah, you got it backwards,pally


And I don't have Daggers http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


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Nor does my stunt double >_>


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[Ness]

Well, PD, you do now and there are no stunt doubles.

[The name kids, to the surprise of Navi and PD, start dancing]

Navi: Huh?

PD: What?

The name kids around Navi: Where's Link?

Navi: What?

The name kids around Navi: Well you are Navi, aren't you. You're supposed to be with Link.

Navi: Shut up about my name!

The name kids around Navi: You're just a little fairy. What can you do?

Navi: I said shut up!

The name kids around Navi: Hey! Watch out! Listen! Where's Link? Hey! Watch out! Listen! Where's Link?

[They start chanting that over and over again as they dance around Navi.]

Navi: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[Navi tackles a name kid and breaks her neck]

[All the other one go silent]

Name kid #1: Hey! She just killed someone.

Name kid #5: I guess we'd better watch out.

Name kid #4: That what we get for not listening to her.

Name Kid #3: Good thing Link wasn't here.

[The name kids start chanting and dancing around her again]

[Navi bursts out into tears and eventually passes out because of all the hazing]

PD: Navi!

[PD starts slashing a path through the name kids with her daggers]

[The name kids retaliate by firing Photon Drop jokes at her]

PD: Ahhhhh! Those jokes are really taking their toll me.

[Eventually she could take no more and also bursts into tears and passes out. The remaining name kids swarm her, laughing and making fun of her]

[From a window high above a young woman sheds a tear after seeing Navi and PD fall]

[Sef, TOH, and Tact find themselves in a cave with walls of fire]

Sef: there's no way we can escape!

TOH:We're doomed!

Tact: I want my mommy!

[All of a sudden the three holes open up in the wall of fire and ten trolls step out of each door.]

Sef: We are outnumbered!

TOH: And trapped.

Tact: the only way to get out is through them!

Trolls: We shall collectively feast on your bodies tonight!


FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Wyndham]

I'll be having nightmares the rest of my life. O_O;;;
or until the end of this story.

[Logical2u]

To the trolls: You get an E in efficiency, but I have to give you an A + in Dramatic Timing! -Sarge, (RvB)

To Ness: You know, you really do spend alot of your free brain power on these things, doncha?

I mean, we could have a cure for spam by now with those creative thoughts.

-Logical2u

[Tact]

On 2005-05-03 14:27, Ness wrote:
Tact: I want my mommy!



Damn, I'm a wussy.

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 15:02, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-05-03 14:27, Ness wrote:
Tact: I want my mommy!



Damn, I'm a wussy.



then you need the wuss hat.
*hands you a stuffed hippo*

[Tact]

*splatters the stuffed hippo with a Light Cycle*

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-03 15:12, tactician7777 wrote:
*splatters the stuffed hippo with a Light Cycle*



bastard.
I brought that from home.

[PhotonDrop]

Nah, I think I'll just let that stunt double keep her set, meanwhile I'll be in places that aren't a pathetic personal hell. <_<

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-03 14:35, Logical2u wrote:
To the trolls: You get an E in efficiency, but I have to give you an A + in Dramatic Timing! -Sarge, (RvB)

To Ness: You know, you really do spend alot of your free brain power on these things, doncha?

I mean, we could have a cure for spam by now with those creative thoughts.

-Logical2u



You just don't get it, do you?

[Eanae]

Man these get worse and worse. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Ness]

On 2005-05-03 16:15, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2005-05-03 14:35, Logical2u wrote:
To the trolls: You get an E in efficiency, but I have to give you an A + in Dramatic Timing! -Sarge, (RvB)

To Ness: You know, you really do spend alot of your free brain power on these things, doncha?

I mean, we could have a cure for spam by now with those creative thoughts.

-Logical2u



You just don't get it, do you?



Quite honestly, I don't either.

[Ness]

[Sef, Tact, and TOH are surrounded]

TOH: I'm going to die with honor!

[TOH draws his sword]

Sef: Die with honor? WTF? I don't know about you guys, but I don't plan on dying. I'm going to take down these thugs

[Sef readies a Gibarta spell]

Tact: Fuck that, I'm heading for the dorr!

[Tacts starts running toward one of the three exits]

[Needless to say, they could not beat the huge number or trolls with their independent fighting styles and were beaten down.]

Trolls: That was easy. Lucifer told us that these guys would the tough.

[Lucifer appears]

Lucifer: Well that takes care of the strongest members of FKL. Now I have to deal with the others.

Trolls: What about us?

Lucifer: Go ahead and have some fun.

[Lucifer and the trolls laugh]

[The trolls swarm the Sef, TOH, and Tact]

[The young woman sheds another tear as she sees the Legendary Three fall]

Young woman: Oh these poor souls! Not just Ness, but all of them are enduring a punishment far worse than their crimes. I was a fool to let Lucifer do this. I should ahve stepped in when I had the chance. No matter, I shall set things right! I will take them away from this place.


FKHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Scrub]

Oh, you guys don't think I'm in it?

I'm the young woman!

[Ness]

Your time will come. I still have to include Oran, Mix, Eanae, Alielle, and the mystery character in there somewhere.

[space_butler]

On 2005-05-03 19:09, Ness wrote:
Your time will come. I still have to include Oran, Mix, Eanae, Alielle, and the mystery character in there somewhere.



wot, no space?

[Ness]

I can put you in there too.

[Tact]

Wait a minute. Sef, TOH, and I are the three most powerful people in FK-...never mind. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif But we are still Legendary, though. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[TheOneHero]

You forgot my Oreo Throwing Stars, and Yoshi. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sagasu]

May I murder the woman thats trying to add some sort of drama here but is only invoking annoyance?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Ness]

On 2005-05-04 08:08, Sagasu wrote:
May I murder the woman thats trying to add some sort of drama here but is only invoking annoyance?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



She becomes important later.

@Tact

You guys are three of the most powerful, but not the the most powerful.

[Ness]

[The rest of the members had been transported to a large rectangular chamber with bloody chains attached to walls stanined with blood]

Mix: I don't like the looks of this place.

[Anwserman was also here, he had managed to defeat some of the haters and the rest ran away in fear.]

Anwserman: Something tell me this situation is goign to be hard to get out of.

Sagasu: I don't want to die!!!

[Sagasu start bawling]

Oran: There goes our resident badass.

Eanae: Calm down. If we got in here, we can get out!

Mix: But you forget that this is hell and earthy logic does not apply here.

Oran: In other words, we are screwed.

[All of a sudden a door appears and three beautiful scantly clad women walk into the room. They looked human except for their red demon wings]

Woman #1: It looks like we have some people here to watch the show.

Woman #2: Oooh, we have us a good crowd this time.

Woman #3: I agree, we have lots of good looking men here and even a few good looking women.

Woman #1: This is going to be fun for all three of us!

Mix: I think I'm in love.

Oran: They are so hot!

Anwserman: Even I'm aroused.

Eanae: As am I.

Sagasu: Are you sure we're still in Hell?

Space: Hold on you fools! These women are succubi! They are demons that take pleasurable forms so they can seduce men and torture them.

Oran: Oh shit.

FKHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!





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[Wyndham]

finally, a chapter i understand. >_>
no, I really do.

[Kuea]

On 2005-05-01 18:47, KodiaX987 wrote:
If my name ever gets mentioned in this thread, kill the motherfucker.


Shurikane


>.>

I just had to http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

*edits*
heh I'm suprised I wasn't with the name kids as well XD
*finishes the edit*



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[EJ]

Am I the only one that finds FKL somewhat repitive sometimes? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Ness]

On 2005-05-04 19:36, Eclair wrote:


On 2005-05-01 18:47, KodiaX987 wrote:
If my name ever gets mentioned in this thread, kill the motherfucker.


Shurikane


>.>

I just had to http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

*edits*
heh I'm suprised I wasn't with the name kids as well XD
*finishes the edit*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2005-05-04 19:37 ]</font>


I didn't know you were still an active member.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-04 19:58, Ness wrote:


On 2005-05-04 19:36, Eclair wrote:


On 2005-05-01 18:47, KodiaX987 wrote:
If my name ever gets mentioned in this thread, kill the motherfucker.


Shurikane


>.>

I just had to http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

*edits*
heh I'm suprised I wasn't with the name kids as well XD
*finishes the edit*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2005-05-04 19:37 ]</font>


I didn't know you were still an active member.



Then you don't pay very much attention.

[Ness]

Kind of just got here.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-04 19:11, Ness wrote:
Space: Hold on you fools! These women are succubuses! They are demons that take pleasurable forms so they can seduce men and torture them.

Oran: Oh shit.

FKHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!



They would seduce men in their sleep in hopes of getting a kid.

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-04 20:11, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-05-04 19:11, Ness wrote:
Space: Hold on you fools! These women are succubuses! They are demons that take pleasurable forms so they can seduce men and torture them.

Oran: Oh shit.

FKHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!



They would seduce men in their sleep in hopes of getting a kid.



it depends on where you get the information.
and I of all people do know that anyway. >_>

[Rianna_Type1]

On 2005-05-04 19:44, ForceEJ wrote:
Am I the only one that finds FKL somewhat repitive sometimes? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Nope.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-04 20:11, Ness wrote:
Kind of just got here.



Hahaha.
Okay there, Ness. Okay.

He's been posting since you came back.

[Sagasu]

bout damned time I had a good cry http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-04 20:24, Sagasu wrote:
bout damned time I had a good cry http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



;3 Mallow~

[Ness]

On 2005-05-04 20:20, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2005-05-04 20:11, Ness wrote:
Kind of just got here.



Hahaha.
Okay there, Ness. Okay.

He's been posting since you came back.




Wait, Eclair is man? I'm lost. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tact]

And isn't it succubi?

[Ness]

Woman #1: Such a cute little boy.

Woman #3: Too bad he's too smart for his own good.

Woman #1: We should kill him first.

Eclair: I will not allow that!

[Eclair takes of her pink shirt (she's one another one under it you sickos!) and wraps it up like a towel used for whipping people.]

[Eclair pops Woman #2 in the leg with her shirt]

Woman #2: OW! But let me show you what a real whip can do!

[Woman #2 slashes Eclair across the stomach with her whip. It easily rips thorugh her shirt and tears her skin. The wound starts bleeding.]

Eclair: Ahhhh!!

Woman #2: How do you like that?

Eclair: I want some more of it!

[Eclair pops Woman #2 in the stomach 3 consecutive times with her shirt and draws blood all three times. Woman #2 counters with her whip, but Eclair dodges and manages to hit Woman #2 in the leg again]

[Mix fans himself]

Mix: is it getting hot in here?

Anwserman: It's always been hot in here.

Mix: ......

ViewtifulJoe: Maybe we should help her.

Oran: Why aren't those other two attacking.

Woman #1 and #3: Because we are right behind you!

Oran: OMGWTF??

[Woman #1 punches Oran in the face and sends him flying into the wall ont he other side of the room]

Eanae: Damn you!

[Eanae tries to kick Woman #i, but she grabs her leg and thorws her into the same wall she did Oran]

FKHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Tact]

What am I doing this whole time? Stealing away?

[Ness]

No, you get taken down with Sef and TOH.

[Tact]

So I'm with everyone else, and I...die? Or something bad happens, and Frink shows up and moderates everything to death, or...I'm getting carried away. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Ness]

On 2005-05-05 13:33, tactician7777 wrote:
So I'm with everyone else, and I...die? Or something bad happens, and Frink shows up and moderates everything to death, or...I'm getting carried away. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



You'll find out soon enough.

[Ness]

In my world Eclair is still a girl so that's what she shall be in my voiceovers.

Oran: Man,that was a pretty good punch. My face and my back feel like they are on fire.

[Oran sees Viewtiful Joe and Mix fighting against Woman #1.]

Oran: Oh man, they don't look like they're doing so good. I'd better help them as soon as the pain dies down.

Joe: Dang, why do her hits have to hurt so much?

Mix: I never knew demons were so strong!

Woman #1: Surrender is not an option for you two, prepare to die a painful death!

Joe: No......

Mix: You wouldn't.

[Woman #1 knocks Mix into a wall]

Woman #1: Oh yes I would.

[Mix stand up with and looks at Woman #1 with eyes buring with anger. A sphere of energy forms around his left hand.]

Mix: Then you leave me no choice! I WILL NOT HERE TODAY AND IF KILLING YOU IS THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE MY SURVIVAL THEN SO BE IT!!!

[Mix forms his left hand into a fist and punches Woman #1 right int he chest.]


[Woman #3 has cornered Anwserman and GrayPhantasm]

Woman #3: Give up now and become my boy toys!

Gray: Never!

Woman #3: Fine then, I'll torture and then take you as my boy toys!

[Anwserman summons an Al Rappy. The Al Rappy attacks Woman #3 and buys then some time.]

Woman #3: AHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!

Gray: Thanks, A-man, now I can cast a spell!

[Gray charges up a Zonde spell and fires it as the succubus, zapping both her and the Al Rappy. Neither of them perish, but both are injured.]

Gray: Dang, that didn't work. Let me try a stronger spell. A-man, buy me some more time!

A-man: Fine.

[A-man summons another Al Rappy to aid the injured one.]

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ness on 2005-05-05 16:02 ]</font>

[Scrub]

Holy shit, I'm magic !!

[Sef]

...

... ...

... ... ...

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Mixfortune]

FKZ?

[Shadowpawn]

On 2005-05-05 15:22, Mixfortune wrote:
FKZ?



He did screw up..didn't he? o.O

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-05 15:28, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2005-05-05 15:22, Mixfortune wrote:
FKZ?



He did screw up..didn't he? o.O



Actually, now that you mention it, he did miss his FKHELLLLL or whatever it is he does.

[Tact]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif I don't have to fight yet. And neither do Sef and TOH.

[Ness]

[Mix's hit was super effective!]

Woman #1: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Woman #1 was doubled up on the floor cradleling her left breast and sobbing because of the pain.]

Joe: I know you were trying to save our lives and all, but punching a woman in the boob is just wrong.

Mix: It was actually supposed to into her chest and out of her back, destroying her heart and killing her. I guess I just wasn't strong enough.

Joe: ...

[Woman #2 had been watching the battle the entire time and was just about to jump in after seeing this outrage, but she heard somone call her name.]

?????: Elandra

Elandra: What was that?

?????: Elandra.

Elandra: I'd better go check it out.

[Elandra head int he direction she hears the voice coming from. She leaves the room and walks down the hall until she sees the young woman who did nothing but shed tears.]

Elandra: Rachel, what is the meaning of this? I'm busy carrying out Lucifer's orders.

Rachel: I'm so sorry.

[Rachel pulls out a dagger and stabs Elandra in the heart. Elandra falls to her knees and then collapses completely.]

Elandra: Why?

Rachel (while crying): Because these people are innocent and this madness must be stopped. I didn't wnat to kill you, but I had to.

[Elandra dies]

[Woman #3 was getting owned by the Al Rappies]

Woman #3: Begone vile beasts!

[Woman #3 pulls out her sword and kills both the Al Rappies in one blow]

A-man: Well that was good while it lasted.

Gray: I'm almost ready.

A-man: All right then, I'll delay her myself.

[A-man kicks Woman #3 in the stomach.]

[She counters by slashing at him with her sword, but she misses.]

Gray: I'm ready. GRANTS!

[Woman #3 is surrounded in light and then vaporised in an instant]

A-man: Nice one.

Gray: Thanks.

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!

[Wyndham]

wow, I'm even wimpier in FKHell than in real life.

[Solstis]

...!

[Kuea]

o.o

[Sagasu]

needs more outrider.

[Ness]

That it does.

[Tact]

You know what it needs? More Tact. As in, I get to do more. I haven't done shit since the troll room.

[space_butler]

more space too!

[Ness]

[Meanwhile, Ness wakes up on a bed in a room somewhere.]

Ness: What happened?

[Ness has flashbacks of his fight.]

Ness: Was is all just a dream?

[Ness looks around.]

Ness: No, it wasn't; this isn't my house. But then where am I and why am I not wounded?

Rachel: So you're finally up.

[Ness leaps 4 feet into the air.]

Ness: BAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Don't scare me like that!

Rachel: Sorry.

[Ness stares at the beautiful redheaded woman that brought him here. Unlike everything else he had seen, she looked completely human.]

Ness: Who are you and where am I?

Rachel: My name is Rachel and I brought here.

Ness: Where is here?

Rachel: My house.

Ness: Why did you bring me here?

Rachel: To save your life. I saw you fall in battle so I picked you up after the battle and carried you to my house so I could tend to your wounds. Surprisingly, they were healed before we even got here.

Ness: Well thanks anyway. My name is Ness.

[Rachel smiles at him and says nothing.]

Rachel: Now I must attend to your friends. You are free to move aobut the house, but don't leave.

Ness: Friends? Who else is here?

Rachel: I don't know their names, but you can come with me if you want.

Ness: Okay

[Ness follows Rachel]

[Rachel enters a room with three wounded men, all of which were sitting up in their beds. All of them have several cuts and bruises, and one has a broken arm.]

Sef, TOH, and Tact: NESS!

Ness: SEF, TOH, TACT!

Rachel: So I take you all know each other.

Ness: Indeed. I am the one that trained them.

FKHELLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Ness]

New stuff coming soon.

[Tact]

I'm wounded, but alive. Cool.

[Sef]

I wonder who has the broken arm.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Hrigg]

0.0 what about me? Am I one of teh trollz?

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-08 10:20, Hrigg wrote:
0.0 what about me? Am I one of teh trollz?



You might have been that carpet ness stepped on in scene #27 http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-08 10:32, Sagasu wrote:

You might have been that carpet ness stepped on in scene #27 http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



A respectable position indeed.

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-08 10:58, GreyPhantasm wrote:


On 2005-05-08 10:32, Sagasu wrote:

You might have been that carpet ness stepped on in scene #27 http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



A respectable position indeed.



I'd rather be a rug rather than a tool for vomit inducing drama anyday http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Ness]

[TOH was the one with the broken arm]

TOH: When will ym arm get better?

Rachel: The healing magic I used on you should it allow it heal in about 2 hours. So Ness, you taught these three how to fight?

Ness: yes I did, but I they eventually started training on their own and moved on to become the Legendary Three of Freshkills. However, they never did work together well.

Sef: We have always worked independently. That was my first time fighting along side of somone other than ness.

Tact: Ditto.

TOH: Ditto.

Rachel: So where do you rank in all this?

Ness: I'm above the Legendary Three and the Deadly Duo.

Rachel: Who are the Deadly Duo?

Tact: Oran and Eanae, but their power comes from one compensating for the weaknesses of the other. Separately they can be beaten easily.

Rachel: Ahh, so that explains how they were beaten easily by that succubus.

TOH: PD is very power ful, too.

Tact: You're just on her side because she is a good-looking girl!

TOH (blushing): Am not!

Tact: Are too, you're face is even turning red!

TOH: That's because I'm hot!

Tact: Yeah, hot for PD.

TOH: IF MY ARM WASN'T BROKEN I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!

Sef: ......

Ness: Sef, what have I told you about that kind of language?

Sef: Sorry. .....

Ness: Much better. Only I'm allowed to use six dots. However, PD is quite powerful. In fact the only practical way to defeat her is with words. Not even Ian-Kun could take her down.

Sef: Speaking of which, where are PD and Navi?

Rachel: I couldn't get to them in time. Now he has them.

Ness: Who?

Rachel: Hrigg. He's going to grind up their bodies and the rest of the bodies of the FKL members and make a super spammer. Once this super spammer is created, Hrigg will take over hell and PSOW will fall.

Ness: I thought Lucifer was theone that send us here in the first place.

Rachel: He was but only because Hrigg asked him to. Lucifer isn't aware of Hrigg's plan.

Sef: So why are you telling us this?

Rachel: Because his plans will destroy the natural balance of the universe and destroy us all. Once PSOW is destoryed, the boundary between 4D Space and Hell will diminish, causing war, destruction, and several other unknown effects.

TOH: So what is your place in all of this?

Tact: More importantly, where's ours?

Rachel: I am a spy sent by Luther, the ruler of 4D Space, to gahter information. Lucifer, however, thinks I'm his daughter. You place in this---

Ness: Wait, wait wait, go back to the part about you being Lucifer's daughter.

Rachel: I said he only thinks I am. That's because I came here shortly after he had an relationship with a 4D being.

Ness: Oh, continue.

Rachel: Anyway.....
I need you guys to defeat Hrigg. If you guys succeed I will bring all of you back to life.

Ness: Sounds fair to me.

Tact: I'm in.

TOH: Ditto.

Sef: let's do this!

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!






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[Tact]

TOH can't punch me in the face now. But what if he uses his other arm?

[Ness]

He still wouldn't be able to.

[Ness]

[Mix finsihed off the last succubus]

Mix: All right, that's the end of them!

Sagasu: Yeah, good work team! We did a good job!

Joe: Dude, you were huddled in a corner the entire time!

A-man: Yeah, you didn't do jack!

[Sagasu hangs his head]

[Lucifer reappears]

Lucifer: SILENCE!!!!!!!!

[Everyone goes quiet]

Lucifer: You may have won this time, but you still have several rooms to go (http://www.roomstogo.com/) before you get to your friends!

[Lucifer disappears and a door opens]

FKHELLLL!!!!!!!

[Tact]

Boohahahaha. So Sef, TOH, Tact, and I will go kill Hrigg. Awesome.

[PhotonDrop]

I sure hope there isn't an ice cream round! *gets zapped*


D'oh!

[Ness]

Summer is almost here. Expectt sanother major update today or tomorrow.

[Ness]

[Ness and the others are trying to find the way to Hrigg's lab]

Ness: According to the map she gave us, we should be entering a room with a bunch of bloody bodies.

Sef: Dude, we passed like 50 rooms with bloody bodies!

Ness: But these are supposed to be hanging from chains. I don't get it, I followed her directions precisely. I don't see why we aren't where we are supposed to be.

Tact: Give me that!

[Tact snatches the map away from Ness]

Tact: Well it helps if you hold the map right side up!

Ness: Oops.

Sef: Now WHERE are we?

Tact: The area on the map says that this is Fifi's Lair.

TOH: I don't like the sound of that.

[A loud rumbling sound is heard]

Ness: Sef, control your stomach!

Sef: That wasn't me.

Ness: Then who was it?

TOH: I think the better question is "What was it?" and the answer is right behind you.

[Everyone turns around to see a giant red dog with black eyes and hundreds of razor sharp teeth. It looked at the group with hunger in its eyes]

Ness: Oh shit!

FKHELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!



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[Sagasu]

the giant red will kill us all?

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-12 15:00, Sagasu wrote:
the giant red will kill us all?



Not with those sharp teeth! Something far worse for us men is being planned!

[Tact]

Is Fifi sort of like an FKHell version of Fluffy from Harry Potter?

[Ness]

On 2005-05-12 15:06, tactician7777 wrote:
Is Fifi sort of like an FKHell version of Fluffy from Harry Potter?



Kind of a mix between Fluffy and Serberuis.

[Scrub]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/GreyPhantasm/GTFO2.jpg

[Tact]

Uh...Fluffy is a Cerberus...

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-12 15:31, GreyPhantasm wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/GreyPhantasm/GTFO2.jpg



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

We SO need to meet up on BB Scrub, now go back to work on Volume 2! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Logical2u]

It doesn't need to have proper grammar or spelling...
because as Ness says...

IT's FKHELLLLLL!!!!

*stops playing the piano*

[Ness]

Damn right.

[PhotonDrop]

uber http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Ness]

[Ness and the others have been cornered by this dog]

Sef: Before we die I want you guys to know that I've enjoyed the years we've spent together in FKL.

Tact: I wish I could run away again.

TOH: Mommy.

Ness: Pull yourselves together, no one is going to di-

[Ness is swallowed by Fifi]

Tact: Owned.

Sef: That sucks.

TOH: We have to get him out of there!

Sef: That's right!

[Sef readies a Gibarta spell]

[TOH draws his sword and charges forward]

[Tact gets out his nun-chuks]

[They all attack independently and are all knocked back before they can land a decent attack]

TOH: Damn. He's just to strong.

Tact: Remember what Ness said, we have to work as a team!

Sef: Okay, this is what we will do: I will start readying a Rabarta spell to freeze him. While I'm doign this, I want you, Tact, to distract him with your speedy attacks. Once he is frozen, I want you, TOH, to cut his stomach open and free Ness.

TOH: Got you.

Tact: I'm on it.

[Tact starts running at Fifi. Fifi tries to bite him, but missed. Tac managed to get on Fifi's back and starts beating him in the back of the head this his nun-chuks.]

[Sef releases a wave of Rabarta.]

[Seeing the spell coming toward him, Tact leaps off of Fifi and watches as the monsterous hound is frozen solid]

[TOH draws his sword and stabs Fifi in the head. Then he cuts the corpse open and pulls a cold, but otherwise healthy, Ness out.]

Ness (shivering): T-t-thanks guys.

Sef: We did it!

TOH: Yes, we beat him working as a team.

Tact: Apart we are good, but together we are invincible!

[Hrigg watches them from a TV screen in his lab]

Hrigg: Damnit, they killed my dog!


FKHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Tact]

Tact Nunchaku Attack! Heh. I love the part where I say "Owned."

[PhotonDrop]

The power of teamwork! =D

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-13 14:38, PhotonDrop wrote:
The power of teamwork! =D



We know all about that! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

On 2005-05-13 14:38, PhotonDrop wrote:
The power of teamwork! =D



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Sef]

r0x0rz! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

needs more senseless violence, but good nonetheless.

[Ness]

I can some more of that in there.

[Kuea]

poor fifi

[geewj]

poor fkl

[Ness]

On 2005-05-14 14:09, Prof_Frink wrote:
poor fkl



poor fkl?

[Tact]

Yeah. FKL has to put up with the blabbering that is the Voiceovers. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sagasu]

Have to put up with?

For fucks sake if you dont like it dont read it.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Tact]

On 2005-05-14 15:21, tactician7777 wrote:
Yeah. FKL has to put up with the blabbering that is the Voiceovers. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



...You saw the wacko. I was joking.

[Ness]

Yeah, Tact here is one of my biggest fans.

[Sagasu]

And clearly, since I didnt put a wacko, I was not joking myself?

>.o

[Ness]

Updates coming soon, quit sending me PMs.

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-14 20:07, Ness wrote:
Updates coming soon, quit sending me PMs.



you get PMs? o_O

cool.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-14 15:26, Sagasu wrote:
Have to put up with?

For fucks sake if you dont like it dont read it.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



...likewise?

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-14 22:14, Mixfortune wrote:


...likewise?



Drop it, mix. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

[PD and navi wake up to find themselves tied up in a prison cell]

PD: Well, it looks like we are trapped.

Navi: Indeed. (starts crying) I'm sorry, PD, this is all my fault. I could ahve fought harder, but I was just too scared. I've failed you and now we are both going to die because of it.

PD: Navi, it is okay. It was wrong of me to execpt you to function properly in a battle like that when you rarely engage in combat.

Navi: I know, but still....

[Navi starts sobbing uncontrollably]

[PD scoots toward her and tries to comfort her, but fail because he hands are tied up.]

PD: We will be okay. We'll get out of here somehow.

Outrider: Yes, now that there are three of us, we stand a chance!

[PD and Navi jump]

PD and NAVI: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Outrider: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to startle you, but Navi's display of emotion was so moving that I didn't want to interrupt.

PD: Outrider, is that you?

Outrider: Yes, it's been awhile PD.

PD (crying): Oh Outrider, I thought I had lost you forever! When you mysteriously disappeared on that summer night, I thought I would never see you again.

Outrider: I wanted to come back, but I was killed and taken down here to Hell. That was 4 months ago and I've been locked up in this cell ever since.

Navi: What's in between you two?

PD: Outrider is my boyfriend.

[Back in the rectangular room]

Mix: I guess it's safe to go through the door now.

[They all go through the door and it locks behind them. The are in a very long and narrow hall. They all go through the hall to find a note written in blood.]

The note reads: We have to stop him now. We have to stop him before the evolves with the perfect body. There is still time and we must every second of-

Sagasu: Why does this room look so familiar?

Oran: This is Ruins 3 in the area right before encountering Falz.

Eclair: I wonder if we will have to fight the monsters of Ruins 3 int he next room.

A-man: Something tells me that this battle is going to be harder than the last one.


FKHELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Tact]

Oh noes! Hrigg will be evolved with the perfect body! *coughManFayecough*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2005-05-15 09:42 ]</font>

[PhotonDrop]

oh bullshit! D:



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2005-05-15 10:44 ]</font>

[Ness]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[PhotonDrop]

but I barely know him at all ._.

[Sagasu]

On 2005-05-15 11:12, PhotonDrop wrote:
but I barely know him at all ._.



more's the pity http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Anubis_]

-Meanwhile-
[Anubis wakes up walking on fluffy clouds in a city filled with gorgeous women with wings feeding him fruit in a golden shimering city..]

Anubis- Oh man Heaven is great.

Beautiful Large Breated Angel- I come bearing a message,, HE,, Will se you know.

Anubis- Oh,, yo mean it.. The big guy wants to talk.. hmm.. well, guess I could pay him a visit.

[Anubis walks to a gigantic golden castle and into a thrown room made of solid platinum, He approaches the thrown and sitting in the chair is Dime]

Anubis- What the fuck!!???.. how the hell did.. ... Oh God.. No.. No..
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dramatic Choir music plays in the background, scene fades out]

[Ness]

On 2005-05-15 11:12, PhotonDrop wrote:
but I barely know him at all ._.



But it goes so well with the story.

[PhotonDrop]

really? O.o;

[Ness]

On 2005-05-15 16:00, PhotonDrop wrote:
really? O.o;


Yes, it does. You and Outrider are an enzyme and it's substrate: you are the only one that can make the catalization work.

[Scrub]

All this talk about Outrider, PD, and catalysts is getting me hot.

[Solstis]

On 2005-05-15 12:10, Anubis_ wrote:
-Meanwhile-
[Anubis wakes up walking on fluffy clouds in a city filled with gorgeous women with wings feeding him fruit in a golden shimering city..]

Anubis- Oh man Heaven is great.

Beautiful Large Breated Angel- I come bearing a message,, HE,, Will se you know.

Anubis- Oh,, yo mean it.. The big guy wants to talk.. hmm.. well, guess I could pay him a visit.

[Anubis walks to a gigantic golden castle and into a thrown room made of solid platinum, He approaches the thrown and sitting in the chair is Dime]

Anubis- What the fuck!!???.. how the hell did.. ... Oh God.. No.. No..
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dramatic Choir music plays in the background, scene fades out]

[Ness]

Anubis's entry was funny.

[PhotonDrop]

shut up Scrub XD

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-15 16:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
shut up Scrub XD



,_, k

[Ness]

On 2005-05-15 16:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
shut up Scrub XD



But it's true.

[Mixfortune]

On 2005-05-15 16:42, Ness wrote:


On 2005-05-15 16:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
shut up Scrub XD



But it's true.





But it's true that it's making Scrub hot?
How would you know, eh?

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-15 17:10, Mixfortune wrote:

But it's true that it's making Scrub hot?
How would you know, eh?



>_>

<_<

::closes windows:: u_u;

[Ness]

On 2005-05-15 17:10, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2005-05-15 16:42, Ness wrote:


On 2005-05-15 16:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
shut up Scrub XD



But it's true.





But it's true that it's making Scrub hot?
How would you know, eh?



I know because PD told me. And so we come full circle.

[Ness]

Updates coming soon, quit bitching.

[xxFLOWxx]

But whose body will Hrigg evolve with,eh?Not anyone I hope to know.....(not 6 dots!)or be,for that matter.....

[Ness]

Who says Hrigg is the one who is evolving?

[xxFLOWxx]

Tact did.


On 2005-05-15 09:42, tactician7777 wrote:
Oh noes! Hrigg will be evolved with the perfect body! *coughManFayecough*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2005-05-15 09:42 ]</font>

But then again,he IS tact.

[Tact]

You know, I only said that because there was that bloody writing on the wall in the last installment in FKHell.

[xxFLOWxx]

I know,I said that for the same reason.But I guess it doesnt mean Hrigg will evolve.

[Tact]

On 2005-05-16 17:01, xxFLOWxx wrote:
I know,I said that for the same reason.But I guess it doesnt mean Hrigg will evolve.



True, but Hrigg is the main bad guy...so far.

[xxFLOWxx]

On 2005-05-16 17:03, tactician7777 wrote:
...so far.



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smilejap.gif

[space_butler]

needs more space http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sagasu]

needs less flirting http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Shadowpawn]

What it needs is more cowbell!

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-17 12:23, Shadowpawn wrote:
What it needs is more cowbell!



XD

[Ness]

[Ness and the others have finally made it to the room with the bloody bodies]

Ness: Now this place must be a hit with the guests!

[Sef starts crying]

Ness: What's wrong?

Sef: Your attempts at being funny have made me weep.

[Ness gives Sef the finger]

Tact: According to the map, Hriggs lab should just be on the other side of this door.

[PD, Navi, and Outrider are all standing next to a door]

PD: According to the scematics we found the in lab, the exit should be on the other side of this door.

[PD opens the door and sees Ness and the others.]

Ness: Sup?

PD: Were you coming to rescue us?

Sef: That and kill Hrigg.

Navi: Who is Hrigg?

TOH: The one who runs that lab.

Outrider: Well there is no one in there, that's how we got out so easily.

Ness: Well if he's not there, then where is he?

PD: I read something about him going to check on Urk Falz.

[Mix and the other entered the large room]

Space: There is no one here.

Sagasu: Yeah, that note was just there to scare us!

[All of a sudden Dimenians appear]

Dimenians: Ha! We are the most advanced monsters here because we have vocal cords! That's why we always sounded so human back on ragol.

FKHELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[space_butler]

z0mg its me!

[Tact]

I am advanced because I have vocal cords!

[xxFLOWxx]

I wish I had vocal cords. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif I underwent-larongectomy(?) http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sef]

Pwned.

[Kuea]

>.>

weird...

[Ness]

Update tomorrow.

[Ness]

[Ness and the others are talking]

Ness: Urk Falz? What the hell is that?

PD: It's what gave birth to Dark Falz. It's larger, stronger, and nastier than her child.

Sef: Oh man, if that thing is unleashed on PSOW, that place in finished.

Outrider: To say the least. They may even try taking over 4D space with it, and who knows how much trouble that will cause.

TOH: Either way, we will be dead.

Tact: All I know is that we better to there as soon as we possibly can.

Everyone: Right!

[Ness and the others start running]

[Meanwhile Mix and his buddies were fighting Dimenians]

Dimenian #1: Ha! Ha! You hurt me! Ha! Ha!

Dimenian #2: My voice makes me sound arrogant! Ha! Ha!

Dimenian #3: Whoa, I am dead!

[Dimenian #3 dies]

Sagasu: One down, two to go!

[10 more Dimenians appear]

Dimenians: Ha! We proved you wrong! Ha!

Mix: You just had to open your damn mouth, didn't you?

Sagasu: Sorry.

Oran: Eanae and I will take care of these guys!

Eanae: Everyone else should head for the other end of the room!

Dimenians: Ha! You can't possibly take all of us! ha!

Oran: We'll see about that.

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[PhotonDrop]

<.<

>.>

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/genesis/ps4/images/Monsterpics/profounddarkness3.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-19 14:37, PhotonDrop wrote:
<.<

>.>

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/genesis/ps4/images/Monsterpics/profounddarkness3.gif



And that everyone, is what PD looks like upon orgasm.









http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

On 2005-05-19 14:37, PhotonDrop wrote:
<.<

>.>

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/genesis/ps4/images/Monsterpics/profounddarkness3.gif



zomg! Urk Falz!

[Hrigg]

*evil laugh*

Urk falz is my sister......

<.<

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 15:07, TheOneHero wrote:

And that everyone, is what PD looks like upon orgasm.



WTF are you talking about?!

[PhotonDrop]

well, ToH, I'd like to see you be a horrible destroyer of worlds and keep your disguise when that happens! >(

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 16:17, PhotonDrop wrote:
well, ToH, I'd like to see you be a horrible destroyer of worlds and keep your disguise when that happens! >(



WTF are you talking about?!

[PhotonDrop]

grown up stuff, don't worry about it

[Scrub]

HOW DO U ORGASM

[PhotonDrop]

by pressing ctrl alt and delete

[Scrub]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/GreyPhantasm/skeet.jpg

[PhotonDrop]

bad Scrub! stay outta my music! >(

[Ness]

Is that a pic of PD?

Anyway....

I didn't even know that monster pic existed, but it does work.

[Scrub]

If you insist.

[PhotonDrop]

On 2005-05-19 16:30, Ness wrote:
Is that a pic of PD?

Anyway....

I didn't even know that monster pic existed, but it does work.



It's the Profound Darkness

or if you mean Scrub's pic, no thats not me either O.o

[Scrub]

:3 It is me with bad hair day, no glasses, and only t-shirt!

[PhotonDrop]

you look girly =3

[Scrub]

Yesterday, Scrub said to all of his friends at school:

If I was any more girly, Id probably be having sex with guys.


:3

[PhotonDrop]

thats just strange >.>

[Ness]

But funny.

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 16:39, PhotonDrop wrote:
thats just strange >.>



bUt TrUe!

[Tact]

For the record, that picture is of Oran.

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 16:43, tactician7777 wrote:
For the record, that picture is of Oran.



Which one?=o

[PhotonDrop]

Scrub and Oran are twins?! D:

[Scrub]

...yea, sure. Except for the fact that he looks cooler.:3

[PhotonDrop]

sorta like me and LightFall http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Tact]

Self-Owned!

[Scrub]

I have inspirations for a drawing.

Oh well I'm already in the middle of one.<_<

[PhotonDrop]

take your time, dear =3

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 16:53, PhotonDrop wrote:
take your time, dear =3



If I didn't take my time and actually sat down and drew continuously, I could have like 10 pages up an hour.XD

[Tact]

DRAW IT NOW! I WANT MORE NVOLUME!

Edit: http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2005-05-19 16:55 ]</font>

[PhotonDrop]

well if thats the case, hurry your ass up! >o





... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Hrigg]

*wants more voiceover stuff*

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-19 16:51, GreyPhantasm wrote:
...yea, sure. Except for the fact that he looks cooler.:3



who does exactly?
*holds rubber band gun up*

[Ness]

On 2005-05-19 19:24, Hrigg wrote:
*wants more voiceover stuff*



Updates coming tomorrow.

[Scrub]

On 2005-05-19 19:34, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-19 16:51, GreyPhantasm wrote:
...yea, sure. Except for the fact that he looks cooler.:3



who does exactly?
*holds rubber band gun up*



If you needed me to point that out, your negative IQ is taking points off of your coolness.

[Tact]

Pwned.

[Ness]

[Oran and Eanae are surrounded]

Dimenians: Ha! We have you surrounded! Ha!

Oran: Separately, we are weak.....

Eanae: ....but together we are invincible!

Oran and Eanae: Cooperation!

[Oran and Eanae start glowing and there was a birhgt flash of light. In an instant all the Dimenians were destroyed.]

Mix: That was one powerful attack.

C-Bringers: Those guys were pushovers, now you have to deal with us.

Indi Beltras: And us.

Beltras: And us.

Arlans: HA! And us! HA!

D-Gunners: And us!

Joe: Ooooh snap!

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Tact]

Will they get out alive? Will anyone need a new pair of underpants? Find out next time on...FKHELLLLLLLLL!

[Wyndham]

On 2005-05-20 03:49, GreyPhantasm wrote:


On 2005-05-19 19:34, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-19 16:51, GreyPhantasm wrote:
...yea, sure. Except for the fact that he looks cooler.:3



who does exactly?
*holds rubber band gun up*



If you needed me to point that out, your negative IQ is taking points off of your coolness.



I simply perfer NOT to assume.
you know what they say abouty asses.

[Ness]

Updates coming soon, quit bitching.

[Scrub]

Shut the fuck up Ness.

[Ness]

Why are you so hurtful? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

*cries tears like melons*

[space_butler]

*bitches at ness*

[agenevil]

*nesses at bitch*

[Ness]

Sagasu: I want my mommy!

Space: Shut up and fight!

[Space pulls out a Justy and stsrts shooting Arlans]

Arlans: HA! You are weak! HA! Your weapon does not work on us! HA!

[The Arlans start beating Space down]

Space: Ahhhh!!!

[A-Man and Gray come to Sapce's aid]

[A-man summons 5 Al Rappies]

[The Arlans stop and walk towards the Al Rappies]

Arlan #1: Well aren't these the cutest little-

[An Al Rappy pecks Arlan #1 in the face]

Arlan #1: Oh god, my eye!

Arlan #2: We have eyes?

Arlan #3: Apparently.

Arlan #1: Kill them all!

[The Al Rappies hold their own for awhile, but it eventually becomes clear that the Arlans have the upper hand]

A-Man: My army is losing!

Gray: Don't worry I've got this one in the bag.

[Gray uses Rabarta on the Arlans and freezes them]

[Space uses the hard attack on the Justy and kills all the Arlans]

Space: Thanks guys, I thought I was finished.

C-Bringer #1: Oh, but you are!

[The C-Bringer rams into A-Man and Space, injuring them both and causing them to become confused]

A-man: I can't regulate my movements!

Space: Which way is up?

[Sagasu finds himself surrounded by Darkgunners]

Sagasu: I can't be afraid! No, I won't be afraid! I will not stand by and let the other fight!

[Sagasu pulls out a giant hammer]

Sagasu: It's hammer time!

[Sagasu nailed one of the darkgunners and even though it was supposed to be invinicble, it was destroyed]

Darkgunner: Uh-oh!

[The darkgunners start fleeing and Sagasu chases after them]

FKHELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Hrigg]

*laughs*

[Ness]

[Mix sees Sagasu beating down the darkgunners]

Mix: Well it looks like he was good for something after all.

[Mix gets hit by a C-bringer]

Mix: Guh!

Joe: These guys are too strong.

Mix: I know.

Eclair: There are too many of them!

C-Bringer #2: Gather them all in a circle so we can use our ultimate attack!

[Gray used grants to kill a Dark Beltra]

Gray: Okay, that's the last of the Dark Beltras

[Gray is hit by a flying arm of a different kind]

Gray: Ahhhhh!!!

Indi Beltras: That's what you get for forgetting about us!

[A-man summons two hildeblues]

[The two hildeblues start duking ut out with the Indi Beltras. They were winning until the C-Bringers stepped in.]

A-man: Noooo!!!!

C-Bringer #4: It's time for you to join the rest of your friends in the circle.

FKHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!

[Wyndham]

oooohh, suspenseful.

[PhotonDrop]

w00

[Ness]

Updates coming soon.

[Tact]

On 2005-05-24 20:22, PhotonDrop wrote:
w00



We 0wned 0urselves?

[PhotonDrop]

Yes you did.

[Tact]

Since when am I plural?

[PhotonDrop]

Since when did you have to be singular?

[Tact]

Because there's only one me. Unless someone in FKL has made unapproved clones of me...

[PhotonDrop]

or it could just be that when I said "you" I wasn't targetting only you and more of "your group"

[Tact]

Well, that too.

[PhotonDrop]

:3

[Ness]

[The C-Bringers have managed to get everyone in a circle]

C-Bringers: Now it's time we use our most powerful attack!

Mix: Oh shit, if all of them use it at the same time, we're finished!

[Sagasu starts crying]

Oran: We have to use our attak again.

Eanae: But we don't ahve time.

Oran: That doesn't matter, if we don't try it then we are definitely finshed.

Eanae: right.

[Oran and Eanae hold hands]

Oran: Separately, we are weak.....

Eanae: ....but together we are invincible!

Oran and Eanae: Cooperation!

[Oran and Eane start glowing, but it's too late, the C-Bringers fire their blasters.]

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

FKHELLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Tact]

Well, if everyone who fought the C-Bringers died (but they're in hell...where do they go if they die in hell?), that means Ness, TOH, Sef, and I are FKL's only hope. Unless Frink shows up and mods everything to death.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-05-26 11:41, tactician7777 wrote:
Well, if everyone who fought the C-Bringers died (but they're in hell...where do they go if they die in hell?), that means Ness, TOH, Sef, and I are FKL's only hope. Unless Frink shows up and mods everything to death.



Or...

eRupt comes! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

And some Yoshi. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Or, another possibility: Shuri comes down to hell and helps save FKL.