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Sagasu
May 1, 2005, 05:11 PM
Since the whores have been feeling frisky of late, one must hide their attention away lest their virgin minds be tempted.

To simplify this task, consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and begin to chant to oneself,

"I like being ignored.. I like being ignored.."

untill the desired level of shut uppance is aquired. For the citizens who feel that they are unable to comply, we wish for you to list all the reasons not to comit suicide. If you come up short, and do not have the stomach for the task, seek your designated assistant to recieve dosages of cyanide.

If you practice any religion other than shut uppance, report to the local walmart, which has suitably been converted to both a gas chamber complex and a cremation facility.

If you fail to comply your pornography and mp3 players will be siezed, and your body shall be forfiet to IRC lord wannabes.

Now excuse me while I go find my happy place.
Saiffy
May 1, 2005, 05:13 PM
I love you too.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 1, 2005, 05:15 PM
What about the people so are soo hardcore they will sit in their room in darkness. They won't do anything, just sit there and think until they go insane.

Is that the ultimate emo?
You're shutting out everybody and everything.
You don't need anyone or anything.
Your nothingness, etc. blahbabbidy blah blah
Adult diapers optional
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Sagasu
May 1, 2005, 05:17 PM
If you have any questions, please take them up with the firing squad.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 1, 2005, 05:21 PM
On 2005-05-01 15:17, Sagasu wrote:
If you have any questions, please take them up with the firing squad.


I want pepperoni on my Tombstone.

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Mixfortune
May 1, 2005, 05:49 PM
Oh snap! Abdur's Law!
Daikarin
May 1, 2005, 05:50 PM
Aaahh, screw the damn system!
Scrub
May 1, 2005, 06:10 PM
On 2005-05-01 15:50, Even_Jin wrote:
Aaahh, screw the damn system!



Oh snap! Abdur's Law!
Tact
May 1, 2005, 06:11 PM
Abdur's Law? Is that like Murphy's Law?
Sef
May 1, 2005, 07:01 PM
On 2005-05-01 16:11, tactician7777 wrote:
Abdur's Law? Is that like Murphy's Law?


Yeah.

The only difference is that it's completely different and called "Abdur's Law".
Tact
May 1, 2005, 07:07 PM
So, what does Abdur's Law state?
ViewtifulJoe
May 2, 2005, 12:51 AM
That you're neither as smart or as cool as Abdur
Outrider
May 2, 2005, 12:54 AM
It states that as much as Sagasu might dislike his followers, he still has to let them have fun in FKL.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 2, 2005, 02:21 AM
Sagasu might have a hard chocolate outer shell, but his insides are a pure caramel goodness is what you're saying? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I've seen him much tamer than this in the past. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
What prompted this? One can only guess.
Wyndham
May 2, 2005, 04:37 AM
I think it was that burrito.