Sagasu
May 1, 2005, 05:11 PM
Since the whores have been feeling frisky of late, one must hide their attention away lest their virgin minds be tempted.
To simplify this task, consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and begin to chant to oneself,
"I like being ignored.. I like being ignored.."
untill the desired level of shut uppance is aquired. For the citizens who feel that they are unable to comply, we wish for you to list all the reasons not to comit suicide. If you come up short, and do not have the stomach for the task, seek your designated assistant to recieve dosages of cyanide.
If you practice any religion other than shut uppance, report to the local walmart, which has suitably been converted to both a gas chamber complex and a cremation facility.
If you fail to comply your pornography and mp3 players will be siezed, and your body shall be forfiet to IRC lord wannabes.
Now excuse me while I go find my happy place.
To simplify this task, consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages and begin to chant to oneself,
"I like being ignored.. I like being ignored.."
untill the desired level of shut uppance is aquired. For the citizens who feel that they are unable to comply, we wish for you to list all the reasons not to comit suicide. If you come up short, and do not have the stomach for the task, seek your designated assistant to recieve dosages of cyanide.
If you practice any religion other than shut uppance, report to the local walmart, which has suitably been converted to both a gas chamber complex and a cremation facility.
If you fail to comply your pornography and mp3 players will be siezed, and your body shall be forfiet to IRC lord wannabes.
Now excuse me while I go find my happy place.