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HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 16, 2005, 08:59 PM
PS3(saw some pics online today)?
XBOX 360?
Blah! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Nintendo's next gen system needs to be a real life 6 feet tall Super Mario robot, to stand a chance! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

That's an entirely new way to play games. Fun for everyone!

Anyone else care to invent a rumor based on the next generation of console hardware?

TheOneHero
May 16, 2005, 09:00 PM
Xbox 360 is a giant, ugly, black box shaped like an 'X'.

RicoRoyal
May 16, 2005, 09:02 PM
PS3 eats babies.

geewj
May 16, 2005, 09:04 PM
PS3 is babies

PhotonDrop
May 16, 2005, 09:04 PM
I heard that the next Nintendo system will play any disk!

TheOneHero
May 16, 2005, 09:06 PM
On 2005-05-16 19:04, PhotonDrop wrote:
I heard that the next Nintendo system will play any disk!



Not to mention you!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 16, 2005, 09:11 PM
'24 the game' has a time limit of 24 hours to beat, or else your console explodes.

Deathscythealpha
May 16, 2005, 09:15 PM
The Nintendo Revolutions controller is a device that can only be used with ones stomach muscles!

Wyndham
May 16, 2005, 09:30 PM
On 2005-05-16 19:11, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
'24 the game' has a time limit of 24 hours to beat, or else your console explodes.



I think that show is pretty bad.
Nintendo Revolution is made of legos.

PhotonDrop
May 16, 2005, 09:51 PM
In the next Legend of Zelda, Link has to team up with Ganondorf to fight the Triforce itself!

Solstis
May 16, 2005, 09:59 PM
On 2005-05-16 19:51, PhotonDrop wrote:
In the next Legend of Zelda, Link has to team up with Ganondorf to fight the Triforce itself!



And the Triforce has taken Zelda hostage!

The PS3 is made out of anthrax cultures.

RicoRoyal
May 16, 2005, 10:15 PM
PS3 is a tribe of cannibalistic babies

Saiffy
May 16, 2005, 10:19 PM
All next gen systems are your mom. OOoh burn!

RicoRoyal
May 16, 2005, 10:25 PM
On 2005-05-16 20:19, Saiffwin wrote:
All next gen systems are in your mom.


OOoh burn!

Wyndham
May 16, 2005, 10:26 PM
On 2005-05-16 20:25, RicoRoyal wrote:


On 2005-05-16 20:19, Saiffwin wrote:
All next gen systems are from your mom.


OOoh burn!



oohhh, ICEBURN!

RicoRoyal
May 16, 2005, 10:28 PM
On 2005-05-16 20:26, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-16 20:25, RicoRoyal wrote:


On 2005-05-16 20:19, Saiffwin wrote:
All next gen systems are from your mom.


OOoh burn!



oohhh, ICEBURN!



Melts in your mom, not in your hands.

Nai_Calus
May 16, 2005, 10:59 PM
The PS3 will come with a built-in hottub!

PhotonDrop
May 16, 2005, 11:06 PM
X-Box 360 will come with Halo 3 built right in

_Ted_
May 16, 2005, 11:19 PM
PS3 is the object of supreme evil that rests in the Ark of the Covenant, killing any who would dare to look upon it.

Saiffy
May 16, 2005, 11:20 PM
On 2005-05-16 21:19, _Ted_ wrote:
PS3 is the object of supreme evil that rests in the Ark of the Covenant, killing any who would dare to look upon it.


Even Outrider?

Solstis
May 16, 2005, 11:26 PM
On 2005-05-16 21:20, Saiffwin wrote:


On 2005-05-16 21:19, _Ted_ wrote:
PS3 is the object of supreme evil that rests in the Ark of the Covenant, killing any who would dare to look upon it.


Even Outrider?



Outrider IS the Ark of the Covenant.

Sagasu
May 16, 2005, 11:27 PM
On 2005-05-16 21:20, Saiffwin wrote:


On 2005-05-16 21:19, _Ted_ wrote:
PS3 is the object of supreme evil that rests in the Ark of the Covenant, killing any who would dare to look upon it.


Even Outrider?



Outrider is a zombie,

so it really wont make much of a difference. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wyndham
May 16, 2005, 11:31 PM
Outriders the resident zombie, and im the resident Vampyr.

Tact
May 17, 2005, 05:11 AM
On 2005-05-16 18:59, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Nintendo's next gen system needs to be a real life 6 feet tall Super Mario robot, to stand a chance! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Where the fuck would you stick the discs and stuff?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 17, 2005, 05:16 AM
On 2005-05-17 03:11, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-05-16 18:59, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Nintendo's next gen system needs to be a real life 6 feet tall Super Mario robot, to stand a chance! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Where the fuck would you stick the discs and stuff?


Why would you need discs my man?! And why the serious look?!

This is the Revolution! The Revolution we all need!

Kids can do kid things with Mario, and adults can do adult things. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

There's already female show tour guide attendant androids in Japan you know. They speak phrases in a multitude of languages. Nintendo's secret plan? Play games in an entirely new way? C'mon. Have an imagination!

Tact
May 17, 2005, 05:31 AM
Maybe you stick the cords and stuff up his ass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 17, 2005, 05:59 AM
On 2005-05-17 03:31, tactician7777 wrote:
Maybe you stick the cords and stuff up his ass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


So you're the former and would do those kinds of "adult" things to him, see, everybody wins!

I know you're being practical about this, but can you not EVER imagine a Mario robot without power cords, TV connection, game discs, self sufficient battery power-solar/hybrid etc. ?!

Just do it. - So says the Nike Commercials of my youth.

SquashDemon
May 17, 2005, 02:20 PM
according to aincient scrolls, the Nintendo Revolution is the chosen one that will for once and for all rid the world of X box and its expensive plauge...SEROUSLY! have you seen how much one would have to spend just to play ONE online game?!?

X box's costs:
new: 169.99
used/refurbished: 149.99
game price: usually around $30
X box live: 1 human kidney every month

to sum it up, Xbox is evil and must either lower its prices and join us here at minmum wage jobs...or DIIIIEE!!!

Outrider
May 17, 2005, 07:03 PM
My question is: how did Saiffwin, Solstis and Sagasu almost turn this topic into an Outrider thread?

Keep up the good work, men.

Nintendo's Revolution is actually a codename for the resurrection of Lenin's body, which has up until now been preserved in a public square in Russia. He will lead the new Revolution, and destroy the heathens of Sony and Microsoft.

Xbox 360 is actually the 360th version of the X-Box that Microsoft got from the future.

I am the Nintendo Revolution.

The Playstation 3 CELL technology can regenerate any lost body parts and can only be destroyed so long as you destroy every bit of its body with a large enough ki blast.

In reality, the PS3, X360, and Revolution are all the same shape-shifting system, that will eventually lead to the destruction of all versions of Earth in all the many dimensions of the multi-verse just to get at one unfortunate British man who would very much like a cup of tea.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Outrider on 2005-05-17 17:03 ]</font>

Sagasu
May 17, 2005, 07:49 PM
On 2005-05-17 17:03, Outrider wrote:


I am the Nintendo Revolution.


soo cool~

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wyndham
May 17, 2005, 07:50 PM
On 2005-05-17 17:49, Sagasu wrote:


On 2005-05-17 17:03, Outrider wrote:


your mom am the Nintendo Revolution.


soo cool~

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif





dudezorz, wut teh fucx?

Solstis
May 17, 2005, 09:32 PM
On 2005-05-17 17:03, Outrider wrote:
My question is: how did Saiffwin, Solstis and Sagasu almost turn this topic into an Outrider thread?

Keep up the good work, men.

Outrider's Revolution is actually a codename for the resurrection of Outrider's body, which has up until now been preserved in a public square in Navi's Closet. He will lead the new Revolution, and destroy the heathens of Ony and Outsoft.

Outrider 360 is actually the 360th version of the O-Box that Outsoft got from the future.

I am the Outrider Revolution.

The Outstation 3 OUTR technology can regenerate any lost body parts and can only be destroyed so long as you destroy every bit of its body with a large enough ki blast.

In reality, the OR3, O360, and Outarution are all the same shape-shifting system, that will eventually lead to the destruction of all versions of Earth in all the many dimensions of the multi-verse just to get at one unfortunate Outrider who would very much like a cup of tea.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Outrider on 2005-05-17 17:03 ]</font>

navci
May 17, 2005, 09:33 PM
On 2005-05-17 19:32, Solstis wrote:


On 2005-05-17 17:03, Outrider wrote:
My question is: how did Saiffwin, Solstis and Sagasu almost turn this topic into an Outrider thread?

Keep up the good work, men.

Outrider's Revolution is actually a codename for the resurrection of Outrider's body, which has up until now been preserved in a public square in Navi's Closet. He will lead the new Revolution, and destroy the heathens of Ony and Outsoft.

Outrider 360 is actually the 360th version of the O-Box that Outsoft got from the future.

I am the Outrider Revolution.

The Outstation 3 OUTR technology can regenerate any lost body parts and can only be destroyed so long as you destroy every bit of its body with a large enough ki blast.

In reality, the OR3, O360, and Outarution are all the same shape-shifting system, that will eventually lead to the destruction of all versions of Earth in all the many dimensions of the multi-verse just to get at one unfortunate Outrider who would very much like a cup of tea.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Outrider on 2005-05-17 17:03 ]</font>




I love my little brothers.

Outrider
May 17, 2005, 10:02 PM
This made me giggle.

Wyndham
May 17, 2005, 10:06 PM
On 2005-05-17 20:02, Outrider wrote:
This made me giggle.



are you really Outrider?
really?
huh?
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Solstis
May 17, 2005, 10:44 PM
:3

Wyndham
May 17, 2005, 10:46 PM
On 2005-05-17 20:44, Solstis wrote:
:3



what does that even MEAN?? *head explodes*

Solstis
May 17, 2005, 10:58 PM
On 2005-05-17 20:46, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2005-05-17 20:44, Solstis wrote:
:3



what does that even MEAN?? *head explodes*



Instructions To Follow When You Don't Know What's Going On:

1. Don't post.
2. Repeat ad infinitum.

Outrider
May 18, 2005, 12:37 AM
On 2005-05-17 20:58, Solstis wrote:
Instructions To Follow When You Don't Know What's Going On:

1. Repeat ad infinitum.
2. Don't post.



I don't get it.

Wyndham
May 18, 2005, 01:38 AM
On 2005-05-17 22:37, Outrider wrote:


On 2005-05-17 20:58, Solstis wrote:
Instructions To Follow When You Don't Know What's Going On:

1. Repeat ad infinitum.
2. Don't post.



I don't get it.



you stole my catchphrase.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
May 18, 2005, 03:48 AM
This topic is soo Outrider's, not that there's anything wrong with that, but how about parallel posting! Err. Two seperate subjects going, at the same time! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Yep, I know, it has never happened before. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Nintendo's next gen killer app is the online version of Pokemon- retrofitted with Need For Speed racing, Halo 2 FPS shooting, and Grand Theft Auto styled mission based progression.

It will skyrocket their profits. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Instead of the Pikachu VW Beetle, Nintendo outfits a spaceship to orbit the world, ("like Major League Baseball") monitoring everyone and everything game related.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2005-05-18 01:50 ]</font>

Outrider
May 18, 2005, 09:28 AM
Playstation 3 is powered by magical little gnomes living within the console's casing. The reason for the convex shape is because they wanted a "dome roof."

XBox360 got its codename as a result of the 360 virgins that needed to be sacrificed to the unholy nethergods in order to raise J. Allard from his accursed grave.

Halo 3 and Perfect Dark Zero are the same game. This is why there has been so little of PDZ shown at this year's E3 and so little information on Halo 3.

The plot of Mario 128 involves Mario going through 128 total dimensions (including his own) gathering up his alternate selves in a last ditch effort to defeat Bowser. Expect Time and Space to become completely irrelevant!

The new Revolution Zelda title will be a remake of the original Legend of Zelda but with hyper-realistic graphics. The top-down, essentially grid-based gameplay will remain exactly the same.

Metroid Prime 3 introduces the baby Metroid from Metroid II/Super Metroid as a wise-crackin', street-talkin', wacky sidekick for everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Watch as the two have wild misadventures and get into crazy situations on their quest to have some fun and make sure Samus' dad doesn't find out they crashed the space ship. No co-op play, of course.

On the other hand, Metroid Prime 3 could also be another game combined into Halo Dark Zero 3, so keep an eye on that.

The Killzone trailer was indeed not rendered on the PS3's hardware. Instead, it was actual footage of a ferocious battle on a far off, wartorn planet. All of those men died valiantly.

Solstis
May 18, 2005, 04:39 PM
On 2005-05-18 07:28, Outrider wrote:
Playstation 3 is powered by magical little gnomes living within the console's casing. The reason for the convex shape is because they wanted a "dome roof."

XBox360 got its codename as a result of the 360 virgins that needed to be sacrificed to the unholy nethergods in order to raise J. Allard from his accursed grave.

Halo 3 and Perfect Dark Zero are the same game. This is why there has been so little of PDZ shown at this year's E3 and so little information on Halo 3.

The plot of Mario 128 involves Mario going through 128 total dimensions (including his own) gathering up his alternate selves in a last ditch effort to defeat Bowser. Expect Time and Space to become completely irrelevant!

The new Revolution Zelda title will be a remake of the original Legend of Zelda but with hyper-realistic graphics. The top-down, essentially grid-based gameplay will remain exactly the same.

Metroid Prime 3 introduces the baby Metroid from Metroid II/Super Metroid as a wise-crackin', street-talkin', wacky sidekick for everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Watch as the two have wild misadventures and get into crazy situations on their quest to have some fun and make sure Samus' dad doesn't find out they crashed the space ship. No co-op play, of course.

On the other hand, Metroid Prime 3 could also be another game combined into Halo Dark Zero 3, so keep an eye on that.

The Killzone trailer was indeed not rendered on the PS3's hardware. Instead, it was actual footage of a ferocious battle on a far off, wartorn planet. All of those men died valiantly.



That's WAY too long.

geewj
May 18, 2005, 04:49 PM
On 2005-05-18 14:39, Solstis wrote:


On 2005-05-18 07:28, Outrider wrote:
Playstation 3 is powered by magical little gnomes living within the console's casing. The reason for the convex shape is because they wanted a "dome roof."

XBox360 got its codename as a result of the 360 virgins that needed to be sacrificed to the unholy nethergods in order to raise J. Allard from his accursed grave.

Halo 3 and Perfect Dark Zero are the same game. This is why there has been so little of PDZ shown at this year's E3 and so little information on Halo 3.

The plot of Mario 128 involves Mario going through 128 total dimensions (including his own) gathering up his alternate selves in a last ditch effort to defeat Bowser. Expect Time and Space to become completely irrelevant!

The new Revolution Zelda title will be a remake of the original Legend of Zelda but with hyper-realistic graphics. The top-down, essentially grid-based gameplay will remain exactly the same.

Metroid Prime 3 introduces the baby Metroid from Metroid II/Super Metroid as a wise-crackin', street-talkin', wacky sidekick for everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Watch as the two have wild misadventures and get into crazy situations on their quest to have some fun and make sure Samus' dad doesn't find out they crashed the space ship. No co-op play, of course.

On the other hand, Metroid Prime 3 could also be another game combined into Halo Dark Zero 3, so keep an eye on that.

The Killzone trailer was indeed not rendered on the PS3's hardware. Instead, it was actual footage of a ferocious battle on a far off, wartorn planet. All of those men died valiantly.



That's WAY too long.



I agree.

Let's do this one instead.

The PS3 is WAY too long.

Hrigg
May 18, 2005, 05:34 PM
The PS3 is actually powered by our good friend, Sef. He operates every PS3 out there, and he gets paid well, too.

Xbox 360 is really named for the attempts that Microsoft had to finally make a successful non-computer item.

The new Mario game will involve gangsta Mario, who will ownzinate us all.

Ketchup345
May 18, 2005, 05:53 PM
XBox 360 will be running either Linux, or an OS designed by Apple.

The PS3 will have no DREs (disk read errors) (I should really get my PS2's DRE fixed soon...).

The Revolution will notneed an add-on to play Nintendo's handheld games.