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Anubis_
Jun 24, 2005, 07:33 PM
There Was an Old lady that lived in a shoe..

The never Payed her any Mind.. But the made a good Stew...

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 25, 2005, 02:25 AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall-
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall-
All the king's horses and all the king's men-
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again!

The lesson kids, never trust horses.
They just laugh and spit in your face. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Sord
Jun 25, 2005, 06:44 PM
There one once a man name jack,
He would come to you wearing a tall striped hat.
He would then pull out a knife,
and thus end your life,
by stabbing straight through your heart,
then spliting your ribbcage apart.

He would then take your corpse,
to the trash heap downtown,
were he would rape your corpse all day,
while he layed around and made your brains into soufle.

Once he was full,
and his necrophilliac side pleased,
he would go out in search of more children,
to rape and to eat.

lesson, don't talk to strangers
:wackco:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jun 26, 2005, 04:15 AM
On 2005-06-25 16:44, Sord wrote:

:wackco:

That is the only part of the story that scared me.

Wack.co?!
A wack company?!

That's whack yo!
First poser mobile, now this! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Feelmirath
Jun 26, 2005, 06:36 AM
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a thousand volts shot up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon!

Tact
Jun 26, 2005, 07:25 AM
Jacko and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water...

Garm
Jun 26, 2005, 07:31 AM
On 2005-06-26 05:25, tactician7777 wrote:
Jacko and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water...



*Sniff* You almost made me cry... so deep yet simple.