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Daikarin

Jun 30, 2005, 07:18 AM

1 ) Eating a caramel donut at the mall.

2 ) Group of 4-5 attractive girls sit by the table next to me.

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

4 ) One of the girls approaches me and asks:

5 ) "Hi, does that taste good?"

6 ) I give her my dreaded glare, turn over my head slowly, and say:

...

.......

..........

7 ) "YEA, WUN 2 TAYST!?11 I CAN GIB, lololololz!!1111"

8 ) After spitting all my caramel, and watching them stare back at me for 4 precise seconds, they get up and leave.

9 ) http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

10 ) They dig me.

[ This Message was edited by: Even_Jin on 2005-06-30 05:20 ]

Garm

Jun 30, 2005, 07:19 AM

Only one thing to say:

*prepare yourself!*

Lol http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact

Jun 30, 2005, 07:56 AM

*beats the living fuck out of Jin...'s donut* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Daikarin

Jun 30, 2005, 08:07 AM

On 2005-06-30 05:56, tactician7777 wrote:
*beats the living fuck out of Jin...'s donut* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Don't bully the weak.

Tact

Jun 30, 2005, 08:14 AM

But you ate the donut. Isn't that bullying?

Daikarin

Jun 30, 2005, 08:22 AM

Don't backtalk at me like that!

Sef

Jun 30, 2005, 03:19 PM

Get Ready!!

roygbiv

Jun 30, 2005, 06:49 PM

Wow even I don't have that much luck with girls (err chasing them away...)

I think i'll take some notes based on this.

TheAntagonist

Jun 30, 2005, 08:07 PM

ZOMG!!!111 THEY MAKE CARMEL DONUTZ,GIB!!!111

Heehee, some thing happened to me, only I frightened em off with my plastic lightsaber that I bought at the nearby toystore. I should get a gold medal.

EphekZ

Jun 30, 2005, 11:19 PM

wow, that was hilarious... I love you *approaches*

Zzzzzz

Jun 30, 2005, 11:37 PM

That actually gave me a good laugh. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Blitzkommando

Jun 30, 2005, 11:55 PM

The breakfast pastery in question is not work related I tell you!

Daikarin

Jul 1, 2005, 08:36 AM

On 2005-06-30 16:49, roygbiv wrote:

I think i'll take some notes based on this.

That's right son. Learn, for I won't last forever.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 1, 2005, 04:58 PM

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Daikarin

Jul 1, 2005, 05:03 PM

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 1, 2005, 05:08 PM

Sounds like a plan. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Do you talk to the donut as you're eating it, telling it how its "GOING DOWN, all the way DOWN!" ?

That would be my spin on it.

And next time Jin, buy like five donuts, and share with the ladies. Some might not want to share the one you're eating. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Daikarin

Jul 1, 2005, 05:09 PM

What, you think I'm some kind of gigolo?

And yeah, I threaten my donut. Sometimes I even let him have it, just for staring back at me.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 1, 2005, 05:21 PM

On 2005-07-01 15:09, Even_Jin wrote:
What, you think I'm some kind of gigolo?

Err, they just questioned how the donut was, next time you can be prepared and "share the wealth." No beyond friendly situations needed. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

And yeah, I threaten my donut. Sometimes I even let him have it, just for staring back at me.

Yeah, with his one eye. Cyclops donuts. Jerks. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Edit:
Heh qoute! I quothed you! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2005-07-01 15:23 ]

roygbiv

Jul 1, 2005, 05:43 PM

But honestly, the correct answer if you bought 5 donuts and somebody asked you how it was... is to shove all of the first one in your mouth, followed quickly by the second one, until all of the evidence is gone, and your audience is utterly disgusted.

PhotonDrop

Jul 1, 2005, 06:17 PM

On 2005-07-01 15:08, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Do you talk to the donut as you're eating it, telling it how its "GOING DOWN, all the way DOWN!" ?

"Remember when I said I'd eat you last?.. I lied."

Daikarin

Jul 1, 2005, 06:43 PM

On 2005-07-01 16:17, PhotonDrop wrote:

http://www.modjourn.brown.edu/mjp/Image/Flaxman/Cyclops.gif

"Remember when I said I'd eat you last?.. I lied."

FOAtHeart

Jul 1, 2005, 07:00 PM

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Daikarin

Jul 2, 2005, 02:49 PM

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

FOAtHeart

Jul 2, 2005, 08:02 PM

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Daikarin

Jul 2, 2005, 08:21 PM

On 2005-07-02 18:02, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

Then again, maybe not http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

But I'm feeling tempted to bring back a donut tomorrow and fiddle with the camera.

Wyndham

Jul 2, 2005, 08:26 PM

On 2005-07-02 18:21, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:02, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

Then again, maybe not http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

But I'm feeling tempted to bring back a donut tomorrow and fiddle with the camera.

Bagels are better.

FOAtHeart

Jul 2, 2005, 09:39 PM

On 2005-07-02 18:21, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:02, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

Then again, maybe not http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

But I'm going to bring back a donut tomorrow and fiddle with the camera.

*Bump* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Wyndham

Jul 2, 2005, 09:59 PM

On 2005-07-02 19:39, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:21, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:02, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

Then again, maybe not http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

But I'm going to bring back a donut tomorrow and fiddle with the camera.

*Bump* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

....
fsck this.
*watches topman eat dirt*

[ This Message was edited by: Oran1324 on 2005-07-02 20:02 ]

Mixfortune

Jul 2, 2005, 10:48 PM

Saiffy

Jul 2, 2005, 10:54 PM

On 2005-07-02 20:48, Mixfortune wrote:
Text here

Mixfortune

Jul 2, 2005, 11:01 PM

o rly?

PhotonDrop

Jul 2, 2005, 11:03 PM

On 2005-07-01 16:43, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 16:17, PhotonDrop wrote:

http://www.modjourn.brown.edu/mjp/Image/Flaxman/Cyclops.gif

"Remember when I said I'd eat you last?.. I lied."

bwahaha!

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 3, 2005, 04:18 AM

Why do I always seem to be in the middle of, and start, the damn hourglass thread posting!

Fsck you all. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rant.gif

Daikarin

Jul 3, 2005, 02:35 PM

On 2005-07-02 19:39, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:21, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-02 18:02, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-02 12:49, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 17:00, FOAtHeart wrote:

On 2005-07-01 15:03, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-01 14:58, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2005-06-30 05:18, Even_Jin wrote:

3 ) I eat my donut like a badass.

How do you do that?!
Details, details, please. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

1) Shape your glare and eyebrows with the "Do you want to die, son!?" look.

2) Stand casual, the other arm which isn't holding the donut resting over the back of the chair.

3) Slowly open your jaws and close them on the donut.

4) If you have caramel all over your mouth, wipe out with thumb as slowly as possible.

5) Chew with your mouth open. I'm not used to do it, but makes you look like a convict.

Oh, man.

That sounds so badass. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

You're forcing me to put up a picture to illustrate.

*Bump*

Really? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*Bump*

Then again, maybe not http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

But I'm going to bring back a donut tomorrow and fiddle with the camera.

*Bump* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

You want me to make a fool of myself, dontcha? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

FOAtHeart

Jul 3, 2005, 02:38 PM

On 2005-07-03 12:35, Even_Jin wrote:

You want me to make a fool of myself, dontcha? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
No! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

...

Yes... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Daikarin

Jul 3, 2005, 02:40 PM

On 2005-07-03 12:38, FOAtHeart wrote:

Yes... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8018/badass15tn.jpg http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3707/badass29fi.jpg

Everybody so NOT wanted to see this.

Garm

Jul 3, 2005, 02:44 PM

On 2005-07-03 12:40, Even_Jin wrote:

On 2005-07-03 12:38, FOAtHeart wrote:

Yes... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8018/badass15tn.jpg http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3707/badass29fi.jpg

Everybody so NOT wanted to see this.

You're right. I'm going to burn my eyes, brb http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Daikarin

Jul 3, 2005, 02:46 PM

I can take sarcastic comments, but don't you rearrange my pics like that.

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Jul 3, 2005, 07:51 PM

On 2005-07-03 12:46, Even_Jin wrote:
I can take sarcastic comments, but don't you rearrange my pics like that.

It got rearranged? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Probably just turned out that way when he quoted.
Another reason why 'hourglass posting' through major quoting- is frowned upon. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif