An election Broadcast by Myself and D-Alpha

[Kizaragu]

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People of Fresh kills here me, hear me.

The party of 'Kizaragu and Deathsythealpha' (Name still pending) are posting this message in order to inform you of our policies for the forthcoming FKL presidential election.

First of all, just to make you aware, we are both running as joint President.
There is no vice, in a team! (Good pun eh? Can't make up this shit.)

Some of our policies are as follows:

* We promise more publicity for Robot Pirates and Ninja's, so says D-Alpha
* A fair and free economy...as long as it all comes back to us.
* Naked Pictures...Of Your Mother!
* The right to wear silly hats.
* 10% Less Pig Ears in our spam.
* All will worship the Tiger-Striped Cat.
* Fellow posters must pretend to understand our subtle humour and sarcasm at all times.
* English accents will become compulsory.
* If election is won, D-alpha promises to post a picture of himself wearing his legendary M.Bison hat.
More policies may be added later.

A vote for us, is a vote well wasted.

Any users found voting for the opposition will wake up to find themselves lacking limbs. We're British remember and of the worst kind. 'Ard.

[Deathscythealpha]

Yes, I will post a picture of myself wearing my M.Bison hat, I think that alone is enough to convince you all to help our party win.

Vote for our party as we have silly hats!

[geewj]

Kinda like paying the guy on the corner to stop singing.

[Shadowpawn]

* Naked Pictures...Of Your Mother!

Hell Yeah, my mom's one fine...!

[rena-ko]

On 2005-07-17 15:38, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Yes, I will post a picture of myself wearing my M.Bison hat, I think that alone is enough to convince you all to help our party win.

Vote for our party as we have silly hats!



only the hat?

[FOAtHeart]

You had me at silly hats.

Where do I vote? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-07-17 15:40, Prof_Frink wrote:
Kinda like paying the guy on the corner to stop singing.
We have you're vote then I trust, You pretty little man? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

As far as when and where can you vote, I believe I read Greyphantasm will be creating the poll a week tomorow.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2005-07-17 15:45 ]</font>

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-07-17 15:41, rena-ko wrote:


On 2005-07-17 15:38, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Yes, I will post a picture of myself wearing my M.Bison hat, I think that alone is enough to convince you all to help our party win.

Vote for our party as we have silly hats!



only the hat?



I couldnt find the Jacket and trousers in my size sadly. I was also begining to fear I would be bordering on Cosplayer if I got anymore.

But tis a fine hat, and to see the real me wearing it, Vote for Us!

[geewj]

On 2005-07-17 15:43, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2005-07-17 15:40, Prof_Frink wrote:
Kinda like paying the guy on the corner to stop singing.
We have you're vote then I trust, You pretty little man? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



You always know just what to say to a ladies.

[Mixfortune]

This hat is better anyways.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/100_greatest/one_hit_wonders/img/devo_main.jpg

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-07-17 15:47, Mixfortune wrote:
This hat is better anyways.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/100_greatest/one_hit_wonders/img/devo_main.jpg


If I say yes does that mean we'll get your vote?

[Nohra]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-07-17 15:32, Kizaragu wrote:
First of all, just to make you aware, we are both running as joint President.
There is no vice, in a team! (Good pun eh? Can't make up this shit.)

Some of our policies are as follows:

* We promise more publicity for Robot Pirates and Ninja's, so says D-Alpha
* A fair and free economy...as long as it all comes back to us.
* Naked Pictures...Of Your Mother!
* The right to wear silly hats.
* 10% Less Pig Ears in our spam.
* All will worship the Tiger-Striped Cat.
* Fellow posters must pretend to understand our subtle humour and sarcasm at all times.
* English accents will become compulsory.
* If election is won, D-alpha promises to post a picture of himself wearing his legendary M.Bison hat.
More policies may be added later.

A vote for us, is a vote well wasted.

Any users found voting for the opposition will wake up to find themselves lacking limbs. We're British remember and of the worst kind. 'Ard.


Come on, there has to be a single guy in charge, then one backup guy.

The Robot Pirates and Ninjas can have all they want already; its just they choose not to be seen often (come on, they are ninjas, and the pirates only come out for a raid).

Fair and free all goes back to you? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif With us, the economy will be handled to minimize fininacial damages of the citizens of FKL. And we wll provide reports about the economy periodically. And the citizens can keep most of their income.

... Ummm... I'll let Sef handle what is being used to combat this.

Everyone can already wear silly hats as they wish; and Sef and I will make sure it stays hat way.

Sef's spam posts and mine are already pig ear free.

We will continue having the official religions Spoon and Spork.

You don't have to pretend to do anything with us as leaders.

English accents will be optional.

I'll let Sef handle all promises like this.

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-07-17 18:01, Ketchup345 wrote:
Come on, there has to be a single guy in charge, then one backup guy.

The Robot Pirates and Ninjas can have all they want already; its just they choose not to be seen often (come on, they are ninjas, and the pirates only come out for a raid).

Fair and free all goes back to you? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif With us, the economy will be handled to minimize fininacial damages of the citizens of FKL. And we wll provide reports about the economy periodically. And the citizens can keep most of their income.

... Ummm... I'll let Sef handle what is being used to combat this.

Everyone can already wear silly hats as they wish; and Sef and I will make sure it stays hat way.

Sef's spam posts and mine are already pig ear free.

We will continue having the official religions Spoon and Spork.

You don't have to pretend to do anything with us as leaders.

English accents will be optional.

I'll let Sef handle all promises like this.



*The Robot Pirates and Robot Ninja's we wish to promote are of the Transforming type, the long lost cousins of the standard Pirate and Ninja Robots. Captain Shark is unknown to many fans, and that is a travesty we are trying to correct!

*The Economy will return to Us but then will be paid back into the FKL through various small business' and Spam Topics, thus becoming part of the Circle of Life once again. Some of this funding will also go into extra projects (detailed below).

*The Naked Pictures are supported by the great Band Electric Six. This also means that upon us being voted into office there will also be 'Improper Dancing in the Street' and everyone can play with my 'Synthesizer'. We may also take you to a Bar.

*Our silly hat policy will allow people to wear silly hats with pride! Many people have been mocked and berrated for their choice of headwear, but no longer! The Silly Hat Wearers will no longer be a minority! They will be free from the mockings! United we will stand in silly hats!

*Ah, but not only are Spam Posts 10% Pig Ear free, but are actual Spam. No longer do you have to live in fear of what that gristle may have been, as there now will be a 10% less chance of it being Pig Ear.

*Spoon and Spork can remain religeons, but we will also branch out with newer religeons. The Tiger Stripe Cat may be one of them.

*Im sure pretending will not be needed to take in our delightful brand of British Wit and Sarcasm. If we come into power we are sure that said Wit and Sarcasm will just be regarded more highly. We will also set up schools (funded by our Revolving Economy Program) to help educate those who may still have problems trying to attempt them. These schools will surely bring us all closer together into being one great FKL.

*English accents get you the Ladies, remember that Men http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif And its doubley attractive trait in the female population.

*Can Sef promise something as equally satisfying as myself donning a M.Bison hat? We will wait and see, but I promise you that are revalation will be an event of this year, and something unlikly to happen if we dont come to power.

And the sticking point of my and Kizaragu's joint position in Office. We think that a shared position will help effect our decisions in the future, as there will be two views on every issues. One Mind can make a Decision, two Minds can make a Great Decision!

Remember,a Vote for us is a Vote for a Unified, Silly Hat Wearing, Pirate/Ninja Robot Respecting, Great Accent Talking FKL!

[Nohra]

[7:27pm] <InterWeb> "Everyone who votes for us shall be taken off Tingle's bombing list!"

And we have candy.

[Arislan]

On 2005-07-17 18:01, Ketchup345 wrote:
[quote]
Everyone can already wear silly hats as they wish; and Sef and I will make sure it stays hat way.


Oh dear lord. Can I get a weak ba dum ching?

[Garm]

*Weak da bum ching*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Agast!
The mudslinging (in a simple policy outline) has already begun!

Ahem. Eclair and I are in this thing so lets do it! Puts on his best suit and smirk, then proceeds to read aloud:

These men here.
Their image depiction and/or slogan states:
"they will win"
and ends
"and yes they need your vote"

So. How arrogant is it of them to state that they will win with or without your vote, yet confuse you to no end by saying that they do need your vote.

Is it pure unbridled affection towards the voters with all the power?


OR

Is it a slight notion that they know they cannot win without your votes to place them above their next competitor?

I believe it to be the latter.
You, have the power.
They said they have already won.
Don't let the egomaniacs win!
You deserve to let your voice be heard.
You don't deserve to be just a number on a list of voters which doesn't "need" you anyway!

*Proceeds to shake the hands of many a voter, the stereotypical way.*

Deathscythealpha and Kizaragu, have at you! I have the utmost respect for you guys, but this was an opportunity of a lifetime. Send some mudslinging my way too, I'm all in favor of it.

[space_butler]

you guys have my vote! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

You can all go to hell!

[Kizaragu]

HAYABUSA-FMW-, where in question were you on the night of July 17th, roughly 4:50am Psow time?
I have strong evidence here showing that you, a canditate of the FKL presidential election indeed, venturing outside of Fresh Kills and dare I say it, Posting in Rants.
Myself and the rest of my party find that this act highlights your lack of commitment towards the greater good of Fresh Kills.

I insist that you stand down and hand in your resignation.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Indeed, man with microphone. Whatever your name is. *grins* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

It is not so much a lack of committment to the FKL as a whole.

If you looked during that fine morning, I was a poster in near half of FKL's current page of topics.

As always. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Also, I am a well balanced individual around PSOW and dare I say it, extend my thoughts and well mannered goodwill to all posters around here, not just FKL's "elite".

Everyone is welcome.
Commitment means always helping a hand when there is a hand in need, knowing you are the one who can make a difference.

Look where the mudslinging has gone folks. To making my efforts of goodwill a negative to my campaign. It saddens me on this day to hear of this.

Kizaragu here, oh yeah that's his name http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif , also has made plenty a rant in the forum. I frequent the forum of Rants, therefore I read his topics. Does he mean it is not correct of me to read and post in rants topics, when he himself creates rant topics?

Quite a conundrum.
I leave you now, on that note.
*steps off with a solemn look on his face, but shaking hands with the people, the people making Hayabusa happier with each greeting*