Open Letter to Hasbro

[Deathscythealpha]

Dear Habro Toys Ltd,
I am writing to complain about your Darth Vader Talking Helmet product. My younger brother bought this toy earlier today and I have two complaints with the product.

1) Did you realise how annoying a small child would be running around with the device turned on? If im not being told 'I Am Weak' by Darth im probably being 'Breath' Noise SFX-ed or hearing a child shreik while running aorund trying to be Darth.

2) Its not made for adult heads!!! How embaressing it could be for someone of 20 years of age to get their head stuck in the toy. Not that that happened to me, nope. I didnt try to put the toy on my head in an attempt to qoute Duke Nukem as Darth Vader.

Im not immature enough to think 'Shake It Baby' would be funny coming from the lips of a Sith Lord.

Please consider these two complaints for future products (Where is the General Grevious Helmet set?).

Yours Sincerely

D-Alpha

[Reenee]

Can we get one for The Thing's plastic knuckles? That's fucking annoying too.

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-07-24 09:20, Reenee wrote:
Can we get one for The Thing's plastic knuckles? That's fucking annoying too.



Aw, but along with Hulk Hands, where would we get the hilarious warning labels like 'Do Not Hit Small Animals with Hulk/Thing Hands, You May Damage Them'.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Good thing he didn't get a matching red lightsaber toy to smack you with then eh DeathScytheAlpha? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif @ 'not' putting it on. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif