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Wyndham
Jul 24, 2005, 09:11 PM
only problem is which mod would be the head of it? would they even do it at all? i say Wacko isn't the symbol. people might actually join.
...im just bored, i think ill read a book.

Sayara
Jul 24, 2005, 09:12 PM
Thread too wrong.
Read forum rules.

Nai_Calus
Jul 25, 2005, 12:05 AM
Pssht, everyone knows that the Great Light is god. Though, I'm not happy with the job it's doing, so let's vote it out of office. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sef
Jul 25, 2005, 01:36 AM
ogod

Zelutos
Jul 25, 2005, 02:11 AM
how about not. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Mixfortune
Jul 25, 2005, 03:14 AM
Didn't FKL already have religions?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jul 25, 2005, 04:07 AM
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Kinda complicated, too much work for little reward kinda thing.

See also, religion topics usually get locked due to spamming/flaming and misunderstandings or "overstandings".

"Religion misoverstood, its poison!" -random Nas lyric

See also Tingle's reply. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

space_butler
Jul 25, 2005, 05:26 AM
SPORK!

Sef
Jul 25, 2005, 01:36 PM
Besides, none of you would believe in it and just keep on being the atheists that you are. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

astuarlen
Jul 25, 2005, 02:46 PM
On 2005-07-25 11:36, Sef wrote:
Besides, none of you would believe in it and just keep on being the atheists that you are. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif



We could threaten to burn the heathens at the stake. Or hold an Inquisition. Fun and educational.
*sharpens knives*

Tact
Jul 25, 2005, 02:50 PM
On 2005-07-25 12:46, astuarlen wrote:
We could threaten to burn the heathens at the stake. Or hold an Inquisition. Fun and educational.
*sharpens knives*



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Ketchup345
Jul 25, 2005, 03:23 PM
On 2005-07-25 01:14, Mixfortune wrote:
Didn't FKL already have religions?

Yes, the official religions are Spork and Spoon, both of which Kiz and D-Scyth said they wanted to get rid of!

Traitors! >_>

Kizaragu
Jul 25, 2005, 03:26 PM
On 2005-07-25 13:23, Ketchup345 wrote:
Yes, the official religions are Spork and Spoon, both of which Kiz and D-Scyth said they wanted to get rid of!

Traitors! >_>
Slander! Awf with his 'ed!

space_butler
Jul 25, 2005, 03:28 PM
On 2005-07-25 13:26, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2005-07-25 13:23, Ketchup345 wrote:
Yes, the official religions are Spork and Spoon, both of which Kiz and D-Scyth said they wanted to get rid of!

Traitors! >_>
Slander! Awf with his 'ed!



*finds the wacko axe*

death to the condiments!

Deathscythealpha
Jul 25, 2005, 03:32 PM
On 2005-07-25 13:23, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2005-07-25 01:14, Mixfortune wrote:
Didn't FKL already have religions?

Yes, the official religions are Spork and Spoon, both of which Kiz and D-Scyth said they wanted to get rid of!

Traitors! >_>



Ah, we voted to keep Spork and Spoon, but opened the floor to new religeons. One was the 'Religeon of the Tiger Striped Cat', which Kiz seems to be over seeing. Probably has something to do with Cats, but thats just a wild guess.

Ketchup345
Jul 25, 2005, 03:50 PM
On 2005-07-25 13:32, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Ah, we voted to keep Spork and Spoon, but opened the floor to new religeons. One was the 'Religeon of the Tiger Striped Cat', which Kiz seems to be over seeing. Probably has something to do with Cats, but thats just a wild guess.

Not according to these top secret documents that were found in the garbage can right outside your house (thanks to Tact for finding them for me). You planned to ban Spork and Spoon, and make the Tiger Striped Cat religion the official one.

Little do the people of FKL know that the Tiger Striped Cat Religion promotes cannibalism and is against sacrificing people at the steak.

This political and religious slander was brought to you by the Faux Broadcasting News Station of Newark.
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kizaragu
Jul 25, 2005, 03:54 PM
Don't make me smite you.
Would you prefer a happy god or an angry god? I'm leaning towards the latter! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2005-07-25 13:55 ]</font>

roygbiv
Jul 25, 2005, 04:03 PM
I hate it when somebody walks in while I am having dinner and ties a goddamn witch to my meal and then proceeds to turn the whole goddamn thing into a bonfire. And the bastards don't even have the balls to bring non-gelatin-Marshmallows.

Ketchup345
Jul 25, 2005, 04:10 PM
On 2005-07-25 14:03, roygbiv wrote:
I hate it when somebody walks in while I am having dinner and ties a goddamn witch to my meal and then proceeds to turn the whole goddamn thing into a bonfire. And the bastards don't even have the balls to bring non-gelatin-Marshmallows.

Every time someone is burned at the Steak in FKL, it is done around 10 AM Saturday Morning. Tis a weekly gathering of all the FKL townspeople.

roygbiv
Jul 25, 2005, 05:00 PM
On 2005-07-25 14:10, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2005-07-25 14:03, roygbiv wrote:
I hate it when somebody walks in while I am having dinner and ties a goddamn witch to my meal and then proceeds to turn the whole goddamn thing into a bonfire. And the bastards don't even have the balls to bring non-gelatin-Marshmallows.

Every time someone is burned at the Steak in FKL, it is done around 10 AM Saturday Morning. Tis a weekly gathering of all the FKL townspeople.




hawt. steak for breakfast!

FOAtHeart
Jul 25, 2005, 05:03 PM
On 2005-07-25 15:00, roygbiv wrote:

hawt. steak for breakfast!



I always like a side of heathen with my steak. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

astuarlen
Jul 25, 2005, 05:45 PM
On 2005-07-25 12:50, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2005-07-25 12:46, astuarlen wrote:
We could threaten to burn the heathens at the stake. Or hold an Inquisition. Fun and educational.
*sharpens knives*



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



Speak English much? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*pours A1 on a stake* Aww, look, now I've gone and confused myself.

roygbiv
Jul 25, 2005, 06:19 PM
repent or face death by meat?

astuarlen
Jul 25, 2005, 07:48 PM
On 2005-07-25 16:19, roygbiv wrote:
repent or face death by meat?



E colied

space_butler
Jul 26, 2005, 03:26 AM
not just any meat, RECTAL MEAT!

Nai_Calus
Jul 26, 2005, 04:31 AM
<Fluffy> I just thought you all should know that the Great Light does not approve of this thread at all. ~_~ ...And while I'm here delivering that message, does anyone have any Dimates I could have? n.n

kskott
Jul 26, 2005, 04:32 AM
Do these religions practice tolerance? What about vegatarian members?

space_butler
Jul 26, 2005, 04:42 AM
On 2005-07-26 02:32, kskott wrote:
Do these religions practice tolerance? What about vegatarian members?



I eat them. they make quite a nice side dish with children or brains

Kuea
Jul 26, 2005, 05:22 AM
*gives fluffy lotsa Dimates* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Scrub
Jul 26, 2005, 05:24 AM
All hail the Mana Goddess. <___>