Presidential Elections!

[Scrub]

It's Monday, and it's time for you guyz to vote, lol!

:3

[Dana]

hmmm, GO Sef and Ketchup345!!!!!
WOOO

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

*Votes for Kiz and D.Scythe Alpha.*
Take that secret ballot! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Also I'll be voting once a day, for the rest of the election for Kiz and D.Scythe Alpha. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Fudge, Eclair. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

[space_butler]

go kiz!

[roygbiv]

where the hell is my bribe!!!

[space_butler]

On 2005-07-25 04:06, roygbiv wrote:
where the hell is my bribe!!!



in the bin of course!

[Kizaragu]

Mwahahahahaha! Thanks Kiz fans and Gentleman the world over for your vote.
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9339/laurelhardythumbsupb9jt.jpg
Image provided courtesy of Even_Jin.

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-07-25 04:06, roygbiv wrote:
where the hell is my bribe!!!


Woah woah woah.
Grey stop the election!
Bribes have been given out! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[space_butler]

On 2005-07-25 04:13, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2005-07-25 04:06, roygbiv wrote:
where the hell is my bribe!!!


Woah woah woah.
Grey stop the election!
Bribes have been given out! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



bribes paid in spam that is http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[astuarlen]

I am very disappointed in all the candidates; thus, I shall not endorse a single one.


http://geribar.home.comcast.net/sefdisapprove.gif

[Allos]

I have that sinking feeling again...

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-07-25 04:13, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2005-07-25 04:06, roygbiv wrote:
where the hell is my bribe!!!

Woah woah woah.
Grey stop the election!
Bribes have been given out! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Bribes are a necessary part of FKL government, and are what makes it work so effectively.

And an extra weeks salary to anyone who votes for Sef and myself.

[Allos]

On 2005-07-25 08:52, Ketchup345 wrote:


And an extra weeks salary to anyone who votes for Sef and myself.



Lies. The DTPA hired Sef as a sleeper for the last election and when the time came he failed under pressure! Do you want someone like that in the Wacko House? And Ketchup! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-07-25 10:05, Allos wrote:
Lies. The DTPA hired Sef as a sleeper for the last election and when the time came he failed under pressure! Do you want someone like that in the Wacko House? And Ketchup! HAHAHAHAHA!

If not for me: then the Duck Party would actually have been a political party in FKL; people would still be living without pay; and noone would have jobs that they don't do anyways (yet they still get paid for it)!

[-Z]

Here's always a fun game to play: why shouldn't I vote for the other guy?

[Tact]

They don't punch ice. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kizaragu]

We get paid? Since when? And if someone brings up the nonscence that is that '@' salary again, heads will roll.
As previousely stated, @ is not gonna get me a CD off amazon.com, or any other website for that matter.
I've had to find other means of purchasing the latest Backstreet Boys release.

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[Sef]

So Kiz, after you become President(looks like you just might)... Whatcha gonna do?

Take another break from FKL?

[Tact]

D-Apla. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[space_butler]

KIZ! can I be your secetary?

[Sef]

Vote for the man who can bring you nothing!

Mainly because you all want nothing!

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-07-25 11:28, Sef wrote:
So Kiz, after you become President(looks like you just might)... Whatcha gonna do?
Take another break from FKL?
I apologise for my life outside of Fresh Kills. It is very rude of me to let things like that get in the way. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Owned!

This elections getting dirty and I like it. No one fights dirtier than the brits though! History will help prove that.


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[Sef]

On 2005-07-25 11:37, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2005-07-25 11:28, Sef wrote:
So Kiz, after you become President(looks like you just might)... Whatcha gonna do?
Take another break from FKL?
I apologise for my life outside of Fresh Kills. It is very rude of me to let things like that get in the way. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Owned!


Owned? Good sir, all I asked was what you were going to do.

And you avoided the question.

Is this the man you want as President?!

[Kizaragu]

On 2005-07-25 11:39, Sef wrote:
Is this the man you want as President?!
Yesh.

[Sef]

On 2005-07-25 11:41, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2005-07-25 11:39, Sef wrote:
Is this the man you want as President?!
Yesh.


Well of course you do. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Sef_V2/sefdisapprove.gif

[Kizaragu]

Changing the subject slightly, just when does the poll close? My mum wants me in bed before dark.

[Sef]

Hmm... Didn't Scrub mention it in the other thread he made? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Blitzkommando]

Manhacks!

Er.. um... Right, interresting election results thus far. Open ballots are always fun to watch.

[Sef]

On 2005-07-25 12:11, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
Manhacks!

Er.. um... Right, interresting election results thus far. Open ballots are always fun to watch.


Haha, yeah.

[Deathscythealpha]

On 2005-07-25 11:28, Sef wrote:
So Kiz, after you become President(looks like you just might)... Whatcha gonna do?


He will be taking a picture of me sporting my M.Bison hat.

We intend to keep all our election promise's, thats why you must vote for us!

[Scrub]

Oh right, I should say when it ends.>_>;

I guess I'll close it off.....Tuesday night at 8:00 PM EST. If I'm not around I'm trusting a neutral party to take a snapshot of the results and post it here, for proof who won.

>_> I haven't voted yet, by the way, and I don't think I will.

[Tact]

D:< But it's your duty as an FKL citizen to vote! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[astuarlen]

If Sef and Ketchup win, I'll post nude pics




























of my cat. Orange fur is so sexy.



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[Sef]

On 2005-07-25 12:30, Deathscythealpha wrote:
We intend to keep all our election promise's, thats why you must vote for us!


So do I.

Remember what I promised?

[FOAtHeart]

I vote for Nohra and Tingle.

Gotta love the underdogs. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sef]

You don't HAVE to... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Logical2u]

Yay for the GroupFic master.

(Shifty Eyes)

[roygbiv]

Wait... you can only vote once???

wtf.
yeah... THAT's fair...

[Solstis]

On 2005-07-25 17:42, Logical2u wrote:
Yay for the GroupFic master.

(Shifty Eyes)



<.< >.>

[EphekZ]

go allos!

[Allos]

On 2005-07-25 19:18, darkgunner wrote:
go allos!



Why thank you.

[PhotonDrop]

Why must you silly humans insist on fighting, the winner will just be assassinated... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Blitzkommando]

On 2005-07-25 19:44, PhotonDrop wrote:
Why must you silly humans insist on fighting, the winner will just be assassinated... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


But what if the winner is already dead?

[Scrub]

On 2005-07-25 19:44, PhotonDrop wrote:
Why must you silly humans insist on fighting, the winner will just be assassinated... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



>_____> ::stuffs PD into a closet and locks it:: You be quiet now.

[EphekZ]

Why thank you.



anytime http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif




>_____> ::stuffs PD into a closet and locks it:: You be quiet now.



XD XD that made me laugh so hard for some reason...

[Sef]

All the better then!

Vote for me!

You all know you want me dead. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[astuarlen]

On 2005-07-25 20:41, Sef wrote:
All the better then!

Vote for me!

You all know you want me dead. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



If elected, Sef will be deader than a coffee-dunked doughnut in the powdery hands of a pastry afficionato--this I promise you. Dare I say he will be promptly "whackoed"?

[Sayara]

Looks like we're failing your politics guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Interweb/Tingle 05. We fuck up the election!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-07-25 17:50, roygbiv wrote:
Wait... you can only vote once???

wtf.
yeah... THAT's fair...


Yeah, unless you're eRUPT and uh, rig the election in your favor. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Also that nullifies my previous post saying I would vote every day. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif Sad face.

[Daikarin]

All I need to do is a couple of phonecalls and...

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-07-26 04:40, Even_Jin wrote:
All I need to do is a couple of phonecalls and...


... and your friend that owes you that favor gets on the line and computerizes the landslide vote for the next American Idol/Conan O'Brien as one of the "sexiest men alive"/etc.

Or at least that's how I heard it goes down here in crazy America-land. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Daikarin]

Just thinking about giving some assistance to my colleagues http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

And Hayabusa, I'm not American. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Scrub]

Just posting to point out the fact that somebody keeps making new usernames and voting in the polls. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Tact]

On 2005-07-26 04:51, Even_Jin wrote:
And Hayabusa, I'm not American. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif





Joined: May 09, 2002
Posts: 1987
From: Portugal
Status: active
Team: UForce
Mood: Hmm...



Right there.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-07-26 04:51, Even_Jin wrote:
Just thinking about giving some assistance to my colleagues http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

And Hayabusa, I'm not American. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


No, way! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
I knew that.
I said it since I'm not sure if the references to crappy American pop culture would uh be known to you or something.

Like if you didn't know what American Idol is or who Conan O' Brien is. Yeah, being that they aren't worldwide phenomenons.

That someone Grey, needs to be banned then. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif
If you know who it is, use Mod Alerts. Like this thing isn't soo important to be banned over.

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[Daikarin]

We have channels here that broadcast late night show, and Jay Leno talks his load about American Idol too, with his habit of inviting the losers to his show.

[Scrub]

Goddamnit, it was a pretty close race between Sef/Ketchup and Kiz/Death, too. >=/

Guess I'll request a lock on this and try again or something.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-07-26 05:06, Even_Jin wrote:
We have channels here that broadcast late night show, and Jay Leno talks his load about American Idol too, with his habit of inviting the losers to his show.


Cool. So you got my crap-pop culture references. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Conan is a funny guy. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

tact, forshame. You have no idea why I said that America-land part do you? You totally misunderstood. I've known that "From" part of Even_Jin's profile for some time now.

Damns, Grey. How crappy. How did you find this out,that someone was making new usernames just to vote? And are there ways to safeguard against this kinda thing when you restart the voting in a new topic?

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-07-26 05:12, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Damns, Grey. How crappy. How did you find this out,that someone was making new usernames just to vote? And are there ways to safeguard against this kinda thing when you restart the voting in a new topic?

There are not 41 FKLers, that's how he knows.

And the best safeguard is to get rid of anonymous polling. Don't bother with the poll, just make every member post their vote in the thread.

[Sef]

Yeah, sheesh. 22 to 12?

What the hell?

[Sagasu]

On 2005-07-26 07:56, Ketchup345 wrote:

And the best safeguard is to get rid of anonymous polling. Don't bother with the poll, just make every member post their vote in the thread.



Most would consider this as an invasion of privacy.

[Sef]

Shampoo and Conditioner will win anyways.

[Ketchup345]

On 2005-07-26 08:03, Sagasu wrote:
Most would consider this as an invasion of privacy.

Since when did FKL care about privacy?
And what does it really matter in an election like this? We are electing a freaking http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif forum president!

Last I knew, the FKL uard and Police had the ability to do things that makes the Patriot Act seem weak. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


In the next election thread, should we knock out all but the top 2 parties? Use this as like an election to narrow down the final choices?

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[Sagasu]

You care enough to change the voting system to double check unfavorable results.

[space_butler]

just leave it as it is, no-one really gives a shit about this anyway

[Deathscythealpha]

*Sigh*

Well, I promise you all that I have not signed up any new accounts in an attempt to win this, I was quite chuffed that some people were actually voting for Kiz and Me anyway (mostly voting for Kiz though).

I would like to win fair and square.

[roygbiv]

On 2005-07-26 08:24, space_butler wrote:
just leave it as it is, no-one really gives a shit about this anyway



yeah... as long as I get my bribe everything is cool.
man............

[TheOneHero]

I am totally sending my Oreo Assassins after all of you.

[Tact]

o: Really? You mean the ones Scrub killed in Volume 2 of his FKL comic?

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-07-26 09:39, tactician7777 wrote:
o: Really? You mean the ones Scrub killed in Volume 2 of his FKL comic?



Nah,

The much smaller and deadlier ones. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[PhotonDrop]

The lock on that closet sucks, Scrub <.<;

*sits back at her Desk and files nails with the "secretary" tag*

[Solstis]

On 2005-07-26 09:23, Deathscythealpha wrote:
*Sigh*

Well, I promise you all that I have not signed up any new accounts in an attempt to win this, I was quite chuffed that some people were actually voting for Kiz and Me anyway (mostly voting for Kiz though).

I would like to win fair and square.



Who is this guy?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Even if you took all the "third party" votes and added them to Ketchup + Sef's, it'd be 22 to 20.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Sef]

I haven't voted yet. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Solstis]

On 2005-07-26 10:52, Sef wrote:
I haven't voted yet. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



OH SHI-

[Kizaragu]

This sucks large ones. I come home from work expecting a result, only to see it's been rigged.

Who needs a president anyway? Like Space Butler said, no one really cares.

[Scrub]

It was all close, too, before it got screwed over. Like 11 to 12. <_>;



I guess what I COULD do is have everyone PM their vote to somebody that everybody trusts. >_>; I'd say me, but eh, you guys probably don't trust me.

[Allos]

I'm sure everyone trusts me, what with the blonde hair and evil grin on my face making me look like a Nazi.

[Ryna]

If you guys want to have someone that will tally up vote via PM, I'll do that.

It might also make sense to restrict votes to people that have been members of the forum for at least a month.

[Blitzkommando]

I demand a recount! OH SHI-

[Deathscythealpha]

So what will be happening here? Recount? Re-vote?

I think the PM voting scheme sounds like the safest route to go, it should all be fair that way and cause no problems.

Or all the votes could just be posted here, most people gave away who they voted for anyway, no real need for privacy if people give it away anyway.

[TheOneHero]

On 2005-07-26 13:11, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
I demand a hand recount! Because I claim to invent the internet. OH SHI-



Fixed it for you.

[Dhylec]

<Scrub> Oh right. That election topic should be locked.>_>
> oh ya?
<Scrub> "ya"
> "is that your final answer?"
<Scrub> Yep.:3

you heard it folks~