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dude3282
Aug 10, 2005, 10:06 PM
And it smells. You didn't know Boa Constrictors could poop that much, did you? Well, they poop a lot. And it smells.

It smells pretty bad.
Ancient
Aug 10, 2005, 10:21 PM
Dude snake crap is the most vile form of poop there is. But you cant really blame them, your crap wouldnt smell like roses if you ate rats whole. I mean the rat prolly took a healthy shat in the snake when it died too, so your getting some re-fried turds in the deal too. Whats not to love?
Eihwaz
Aug 10, 2005, 10:25 PM
*utterly terrified*
Sef
Aug 10, 2005, 10:27 PM
On 2005-08-10 20:25, Eihwaz wrote:
*utterly engrossed in the awesome detail of poop*
Wyndham
Aug 10, 2005, 10:43 PM
...what? ....dude, WHAT?
astuarlen
Aug 11, 2005, 12:05 AM
Ladies and gentlemonkeys, I give you "Snack or Scat?" (http://www.modestypanel.com/snackorscat/)



I hope poop isn't against the forum rules. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Skuda
Aug 11, 2005, 12:36 AM
what about bat guano? I heard that's toxic. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Ancient
Aug 11, 2005, 01:58 AM
nah bat guano is used a fertilizer and even as a spice in in curtain cultures...although that doesnt mean it smells like saphron...

Lord why am I so knowledgable about poop? I could just see me on Jepardy, "I'll take Fecal Factoids for 1000 Alex..." http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Skuda
Aug 11, 2005, 02:03 AM
On 2005-08-10 23:58, Ancient wrote:
Whoa there, you are... Ancient! Are you full of wisdom or full of crap?



looks like you're full of wisdom that is about crap.



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Daikarin
Aug 11, 2005, 03:50 AM
Where does it poop FROM?
Feelmirath
Aug 11, 2005, 04:25 AM
Ladies and gentlemonkeys, I give you "Snack or Scat?"

I was physically sick at number 5...
dude3282
Aug 11, 2005, 07:45 PM
On 2005-08-11 01:50, Even_Jin wrote:
Where does it poop FROM?



It's called a cloaca, an opening between the scales. It poops from there, but its sexual organs are also inside. This is a crappy picture of a sick kingsnake that's got some sort of infection but it's the best I could google up without getting all sorts of nastiness.

http://www.hiltonpond.org/ images/KingsnakeCommon06.jpg