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Uncle_bob
Sep 1, 2005, 09:29 PM
You know, there's nothing WRONG with being a few pounds overweight. But God damn, when you get so fucking HUGE that Uncle has to take a detour to get around you, that's fucking bad.

There's this...girl in Uncle's school whom he shall refer to as "Wesley". This girl must be well over 300 pounds in weight, and about twice as wide as the tallest, well-built males in the school. Oh GOD! When she's in the already crowded hallways, she literally takes up 1/3 of the hallway width-wise. Uncle literally has to cut through the onslaught of little 9th graders who won't fucking MOVE or he has to just go downstairs and go a different way to get to class.

There's really no excuse for getting this fucking big. Uncle eats the fattiest foods all day and he can't get past 170 pounds. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

This would have been in rants, but it's not really worth it.



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Wyndham
Sep 1, 2005, 09:34 PM
you must challenge her to...
SUDDEN.
DEATH.
BOGGLE!!!!
Mixfortune
Sep 1, 2005, 09:43 PM
Didn't you have something like this before?
Uncle_bob
Sep 1, 2005, 09:45 PM
Probably so. Uncle may have gotten so angered that his brain suffered damage.
Blitzkommando
Sep 1, 2005, 11:07 PM
Ehehehe, darn those 9th graders... They always cause problems. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

In any event, I am not sure whether I have more pity, or more disgust at things like that. Disgust in the parents allow it to happen, or cause it via poor diet and exercice, or pity that they have that happen because of that.
RicoRoyal
Sep 1, 2005, 11:21 PM
As a fat Bart Simpson once said, "I wash my back with a rag on a stick, hyuhuhuhu."

Classic.
PrinceBrightstar
Sep 1, 2005, 11:41 PM
I counter with a fat Peter Griffin on a fork lift Family Guy joke
Daikarin
Sep 2, 2005, 07:38 AM
http://images.google.pt/images?q=tbn:FCXtOjCJ4GIJ:perso.wanadoo.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif
Meh
Sep 2, 2005, 07:42 AM
On 2005-09-02 05:38, Even_Jin wrote:
http://images.google.pt/images?q=tbn:FCXtOjCJ4GIJ:perso.wanadoo.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif


It was pointing at your avatar http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Dana
Sep 2, 2005, 07:55 AM
There is a teacher at my school so big she got stuck when trying to get through double doors:O

I had to help her through...

:laught:

So funny

Yet Sad!
rena-ko
Sep 2, 2005, 02:21 PM
hand her a flyer for fat reductions, stomach shrinking operations, dieting programs whenever you meet her http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

or just give her a push and let her bowl the 9th graders away? whatever you desire.
Kuea
Sep 2, 2005, 02:32 PM
On 2005-09-02 05:42, Meh wrote:


On 2005-09-02 05:38, Even_Jin wrote:
http://images.google.pt/images?q=tbn:FCXtOjCJ4GIJ:perso.wanadoo.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif


It was pointing at your avatar http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


and now it's pointing at yours =3
Meh
Sep 2, 2005, 02:40 PM
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wet-trout.gif