Sonic Adv.2 Outakes and bloopers(fans only)

[InfinityXXX]

yes, I've uncovered outakes, bloopers and behind the scenes coverage of the making of the hit video game. Sonic Adventures 2

Be warned, you must have played the game to get these jokes

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Scene when Amy thinks Shadow is Sonic

Amy:Oh, Sonic I missed you!
Shadow:Cut! Can we get a better actor, she sucks
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In Rouge's Dressing room
Rouge:Honest Knuckles, does my butt look big
Knuckles:Ummm..I dunno
Rouge:(god hes so slow) *sigh* feel it
Knuckles:k
Sonic:Knuckles, we need you to.....I KNEW it!!!!
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Scene after biolizard's first form, with the chaos emeralds

Sonic:HAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Shadow:HAAAHHH
Sonic:Papa needs a new pair of sneakers
*tosses dice*
Biolizard:hahah, snake eyes
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Behind Set

Director: Ok, I called this meeting because theres been alot of controversy over Tails getting paid less than all the other cast member. So we're gonna act like adults and...

Tails:I am outraged and apalled by these wages. Dammit! i have senority over all you b******s!

Shadow:Boooooo, sit your ass down!

Tails: Have I become this low!!! To stoop down to....flying a god damn airplane!

Sonic:*Polishing diamond watch*

Rouge: Dammit, listen, no one cares about you anymore

Tails:Well, if its gonna be like that...I QUIT!!!!

Knuckles: Good, we were thinking of replacing you with Big anyways.

Tails: GO ahead and make fun of me!!! But one day, all of you will pay! Every single one of YOU!!! There will be the day, the day of Tails! All will worship me and BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!!!!!*runs out room*

Knuckles:....

Rouge:....

Shadow:....

Sonic:*polishing diamond watch*

Director: So, uummm, heres the script and we start taping around 9 a.m

Big the Cat:*Reading from scrpit* cylone, transform....
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Behind Set

Amy:Hes doing it again
Shadow:What?
Amy:Eggman is running around naked
Shadow:OH,GOD, not again

*In Eggmans dressing room*
Eggman:Go ahead, knuckles, touch my belly, you know you want to http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Knuckles:Umm, I think I'll pass
Eggman:GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
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Scene with Maria and Shadow

Maria:I'm sorry shadow, but do it for them! Do it for the world!Do it to bring peace. To be happy!!

Shadow:*laughing hysterically*

Maria: What?

Shadow:You can't act....
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In Sonic Dressing room(Which is way bigger than everyone elses)

(Sonic is in his Huge chair made of gold)

Amy:Umm, Sonic, there something I need to tell you....

Sonic:(impatiently) *Sigh* What do you want?

Amy: Umm well, we've been acting for years and...

Sonic:(Looking impatient)

Amy: Well, you know, I ummm, well, I...I LOVE YOU SONIC!

Sonic:*grins*

Amy:(looking enlightened)

Sonic:Heh, I love me too

Amy:UGH. YOU JERK! (runs out crying)

Sonic: tsk tsk tsk...anywho...B***h get me a sanwich!

Tails: Yes daddy


I'll add more later but feel free to add on.

[Shadowpawn]

*drinks a bottle of GOD*

o.O

...

*drinks more*

[Monomate]

*blink*






*blink*

[InfinityXXX]

Heh..heh...My air conditioner broke and the cpu is in the coolest room in the house so I'm stuck and............I'M BORED GOSH DARN IT!!!

[Skuda]

Tails: GO ahead and make fun of me!!! But one day, all of you will pay! Every single one of YOU!!! There will be the day, the day of Tails! All will worship me and BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!!!!!*runs out room*

hehehe, already happened. total suckage. poor tails.

these are really awesome. gave me a good laugh while I'm waiting for food...

[Satokataoa]

These are pretty good IF you like weirdness LIKE ME

[BlueCrystal]

*In Eggmans dressing room*
Eggman:Go ahead, knuckles, touch my belly, you know you want to
Knuckles:Umm, I think I'll pass
Eggman:GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

*spews milk through nose on computer screen from laughing, pulls out windshield wiper and cleans screen while taking another chug of milk, and repeats*

[Uncle_bob]

Biggest blooper ever:

Sonic Team: *Puts SA2 on the market*

[InfinityXXX]

Scene with Sonic streetboarding through the city

Eggman:Like, I totally could've done that,totally

Knuckles:Sure....
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Scene when Sonic and Shadow first meet

Shadow: My name is Shadow. I am the ultimate lifeform but-theres no time for games, Chaos Control!!!!

*crystal short circuits*

Shadow:damn
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Deleted Scene

Tails: There he is, that black hedgehog!

Sonic: Come back here black hedgehog

Amy:Kick his black hedgehog ass!!!

Shadow: Thats IT!!! I've had it up to here! I am Black and RED god dammit!!!

Sonci:.....

Tails:.....

Amy:....I'm...so sorry, you have my apologies

Tails:Yes, we're....very sorry if we offended you

Eggman: Calling all robots, calling all robots, we got a black hedgehog located in Green Forest. Suspect is armed and very dangerous.
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Behind Set

Knuckles: Yo, directo', thiz song fo da sountrak be off da chain! I like be holloin' at all my echindas, tellin them to slap this track down on da soundtrak'. Holla at yo echinda!

*walks off*

Direct:(to shadow) Ok, what the hell did he just say?

Shadow: I have no idea.....I have no idea....
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In Rouges dressing room

Rouge: Oh my god, so I like, got to dig in the dirt, I totally, just got my nails done

Director:But it was in the description for the character you signed up for

Rougue:No, No, No, I'm not gonna do it and I'm tired of this outfit. It makes me look hookerish

Director:*shakes head* Egos...you and sonic's
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On the red carpet for the premiere of SA2.

*Out comes Sonic*

Crowd:OMG, OMG, Its Sonic the Hedgehog!!!!!!

Some unknown woman: Can you have my baby!!

Another woman:*lifts shirt up* I love you Sonic

Some other woman: OMG, he is like the biggest sex symbol of the world right now.

Eggman:Hes soooo hott!!!!

*Tails comes onto the red carpet next smiling and waving*

Tails:Hi everybody

Crowd:............

Some unknown woman:.....

Another woman:....

Some other woman:....

Eggman:.....

Tails:Aww, come on!!!!
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In Shadows dressing room

(alone by himself)

Shadow:I wonder whats under here

*looks under glove*

Shadow:WOAH!!!!!
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Well I'm a bit sleepy so I'll try to add some more tommorow. But I have a question, am I spelling Rouge's name right?


Edit:I had to do this one before i forget
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On top of Radical Highway

Tails:*holding a gun to his head* I'll do it! I'll end it all!*hysterical laughter*

Director:*in megaphone* Tails, please get down from there! Put the gun down!

Rouge: Like, who cares, his contract was gonna end after Sonic Heroes anyways

Eggman:Shh

Tails: You all took me for granted. Used me! Abused Me! Didn't think i'll do it but now I'll end it all! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Shadows:*snatches megaphone from director* Look, tails, get down there. Look, I know we mistreated you....

Tails:.....?

Shadows:We've called you names, beat you up, made you our sex slave, but.....well, your our friend and your very important to us. Without you, well, we really couldn't go on. I dunno if its to late to say this but we're sorry. We really do like you Tails

Tails:*wipes tears* Really?

Shadow:No.





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[anwserman]

Walking outside her changing room?
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Rouge: Why do you guys stare at me? Have you guys NEVER seen a jiggly bust before?

...

Nevermind.