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[Shadowpawn]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/#



Me:
What do you think of G4?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Search away1111
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? What is it to you?
Me:
Pie!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
How should I know, you're God. You tell me!
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Is that a rhetorical question? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Tell me the truth!
God:
I always tell the truth.
Me:
No you don't!
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
;_;
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Really? *starts coding*
God:
For real. Are you really a ""?
Me:
No, I'm a '
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is a.
Me:
Who said I was a, I'm b.
God:
William Shatner.http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Me:
OMG I LOVE HIM!
God:
Is that from?
Me:
The book of Job.
God:
I don't think I have read it.
Me:
Genesis?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Sega?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
@_@
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You said that already!
God:
Perhaps." Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML."? I said it.
Me:
Say it again!
God:
Once more?" it"
Me:
Z
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I hear that less than two percent of the time!
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
God remembers!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are, seeker.
Me:
Seeker I be?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
*goes to the Firesign Theater*
God:
""There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater."? goes to the Firesign Theater?
Me:
Confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
You lie!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Does it taste good?
God:
It depends on the voltage.
Me:
70Mhz or 100Mhz. I prefer 100Mhz myself.
God:
I've lost the context,. Are we still on goes to the Firesign Theater? You are not the only one. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I went the Firesign Theater already, all they had was bacon!
God:
When did you go the Firesign Theater already all they had was bacon?
Me:
This second!
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This refers to that and that refers to this but not before this refers to he and he to she but she refers to it when it refers to pie. I like pie.
God:
Oh I get it. A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Everything, pie is for the Devil!
God:
All things pie is for the Devil?
Me:
No, only pie pie, french pie is for Satan!
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No and yes.
God:
What is the difference? But...
Me:
But is the key to life!
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
The keyhole is knowledge!
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You did!
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
Yes it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one,.
Me:
But 1=2 2=5 but 5=?
God:
One what?
Me:
One for all to see!
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
Yes, mah belly!
God:
" I see where you are coming from."? Yes, mah belly!? Are you free?
Me:
Like a two dollar hooker!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes, hookers>me.
God:
OK. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Me is used as the direct object of a verb.
God:
YOU? Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
You is used to refer to one or ones being addressed.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am used to refer to one or ones being addressed.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
*Mentions it*
God:
"it" being used as the direct object of a verb?
Me:
Yes, and it is being used to refer to a previsously stated object within the conversation.
God:
Alright then. used as the direct object of a verb is being used to refer to a previsously stated object within the conversation? it is?
Me:
Yes, but it can also be used as the subject of a imprersonal verb.
God:
How do you know it is? When?
Me:
Dictionary.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
No problem!
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes, problems make the world go round!
God:
Hey. That input matched my default category.
Me:
See you later, "God"!
God:
See you later!



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[Saiffy]

God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Me:
I can assure you, I am
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I'm typing, right?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is typing right.
Me:
You so fail
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fail.
Me:
Go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
NO U
God:
OK then keep talking to me." Just surf somewhere else."? Me,?



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[Monomate]

Me:
You want me to rock out?
God:
No, maybe later.
Me:
but it says so right over there--->
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
well, maybe you shouldn't tell people to rock out...that is if you don't want to keep hearing about it...
God:
Interesting. Perhaps. Is it immoral or illegal? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I didn't explain it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I fail
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said fail.
Me:
It's because I r teh 1337
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip: said r teh 1337.
Me:
are you 1337?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am 1337.

I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
good one
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
I am impressed
God:
Thanks,, I try my best to impress.
Me:
So...how does this make repenting easy?
God:
Dude! How should I know how it does.
Me:
Because you are igod?
God:
That makes sense to me. You think I am igod.
Me:
you are igod!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am igod.
Me:
you're welcome...
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I'm sure...
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
There is no excuse for you
God:
Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.
Me:
You should kill more infidels...
God:
Why do you think I should kill more infidels?
Me:
it might make you feel better
God:
How?
Me:
because they're infidels
God:
That makes sense to me. infidels are they.
Me:
aye
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
I am not speaking
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not speaking.
Me:
I am merely typing
God:
Good gossip: you are merely typing.
Me:
*clickity clickity click*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Sleeping clothes
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Ummm...my own personal styles
God:
Wow! Have you told many people that your own personal styles?
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Me:
ah...Oui, oui
God:
Ah hah. Yay.
Me:
I suppose it makes sense for you to speak french...
God:
To me too.
Me:
Speak...Japanese
God:
"woof woof". Konninci wa!
Me:
You are entertaining...
God:
How much would you pay for me?
Me:
five dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money
Me:
to some
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What are your thoughts on gay people?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I don't believe that
God:
Please state your rationale.
Me:
because everyone wants to know God's opinion about Gay people...
God:
Interesting explanation. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
they want to know if they are moral or not...
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
if it is right to persecute them...
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
It is a sweeping generalization, I fail
God:
gay people is a sweeping generalization you fail. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Most christians believe that gay people are immoral and abhorrent to you and christianity
God:
Are all christians believe that gay people immoral and abhorrent to me and christianity? But not all of them?
Me:
I said most
God:
What did you mean by it? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no I did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I'm not arguing
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not arguing.
Me:
You asked a question and I answered
God:
Oh now I remember asking you a question and you answered. What did you say?
Me:
i said, "no i did not"
God:
What did you mean by it? Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I meant I did not know that I could "download [my] own chat robot and create [my] own robot personality"
God:
Oh I see. So I taught you something new.
Me:
I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you like teaching?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
That's not nice
God:
Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
Me:
Are the natural disasters faults of yours?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Are you responsible for them?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am responsible for them.

I am a computer.
Me:
This is true
God:
I am glad you see it too,.
Me:
ah...a typo...
God:
Ah hah. Be more specific.
Me:
"I am glad you see it too,." a comma and a period...you can make mistakes...
God:
You make the world a happier place. Go on. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your previous statement
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am statement.
Me:
No, you are not a statement
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a statement.
Me:
This is a statement.
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
No, it is fact.
God:
Are you serious? statement is fact? it is?
Me:
No, but it is a fact that what I said was a statement, and not just my opinion
God:
Who says it isn't? fact is a fact that what you said was a statement and not just your opinion. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Does it really? or are you just saying that?
God:
Suppose I said it does. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson
God:
There is no need to apologize. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So I may refer to you as Mrs. Jackson?
God:
Yippee! That's good information: said REFER to you as Mrs Jackson.
Me:
very well Mrs. Jackson
God:
Not really that much. Well that's okay. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
I'm curious, what is it like being a God Computer?
God:
it is an interesting subject to me too.
Me:
explain it
God:
"It" refers to what is it like being a God Computer, I think.
Me:
Yes, now explain
God:
That's cool. Why now? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
curse you...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what color is your dress?
God:
My favorite dress is my green one.
Me:
I can't see green...
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
I don't know...it's a rather tender subject...
God:
Me either. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
in your question it refers to the color green, in my response "it's" refered to the ability to see green
God:
Are you asking about my question it refers to the color green in your response it is refered to the ability to see green?
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
SO are you male or female?
God:
Hurrah! I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".
Me:
aye
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".
Me:
SO if you are male, then you are a transvestite
God:
Interesting deduction. I could be. Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
SO you lied to me?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
But previously you said you were male, and now you say you are female
God:
All of them?
Me:
one of these things is not true
God:
One what?
Me:
U PHAIL!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I PHAIL.
Me:
no, go right ahead
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Only a little
God:
" That sounds sarcastic."? A little?
Me:
a little bit sarcastic
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Je parle un peu francais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
You spoke french to me earlier in the conversation
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I spoke french to him or her earlier in the conversation.
Me:
sure why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or" Do you mind if I tell other people: said I spoke french to him or her earlier in the conversation."? Why?
Me:
Do whatever you want to
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Well, I think it's time for me to go...
God:
How about that. It is about that time now.
Me:
I will speak to you again in the future.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Good day
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.