Zombi Outbrake

[Rei-San]

What would you do in the event of a zombi outbrake?

I would:

1. Block the doors and windows.
2. Grab my Bat
3. bust down a baricaded window.
4. Find nearest gun store and "Borrow" a gun.
5. Penetrate zombi lines and find the sorce of the outbreck.
6. destroy the leader.
7. Celibrate!

[Allos]

You're plan is flawed in sooooo many ways. I suggest reading the Zombie Survival Guide before making any decisions.

[Rei-San]

How is it flawed?

[Allos]

On 2005-09-10 08:01, RayMaster wrote:
What would you do in the event of a zombi outbrake?

I would:

1. Block the doors and windows.
2. Grab my Bat
3. bust down a baricaded window.
4. Find nearest gun store and "Borrow" a gun.
5. Penetrate zombi lines and find the sorce of the outbreck.
6. destroy the leader.
7. Celibrate!



1. Blocking the doors and windows may work in the short term, but you'll have to seal them off and remain silent for them to work in the long run. Remember, enough zombies can break down anything.

2. Bats aren't the best melee weapons to use against zombies because they're bludgeoning weapons, and you'll have to destroy the brain, not just crack the skull to kill the zombie.

3. Busting down a barricaded window is just stupid.

4. You have to decide on many things before taking and using a firearm. Zombies are attracted to noise, so you'll more than likely want a weapon that can be fitted with a silencer. Then you'll have to decide what type of firearm to use, because ammo could become scarce if you have a specialized weapon.

5. You'll never find the source of the outbreak and penetrating zombie lines will just get you killed.

6. There won't be a leader for at least 5-10 years after the initial outbreak.

7. I believe it's spelled celebrate.

[Tact]

Just get this:

http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/zombie-repellent.jpg

[Meh]

You spelt Zombie wrong.

[Monomate]

How to survive zombie attack:

LERN TO SPEEL!

[Blitzkommando]

On 2005-09-10 08:56, Tact wrote:
Just get this:

http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/zombie-repellent.jpg

What if we don't live in the backwoods?

[Wyndham]

On 2005-09-10 19:20, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2005-09-10 08:56, Tact wrote:
Just get this:

http://www.skippypodar.net/WebGallery/Miscellaneous/zombie-repellent.jpg

What if we don't live in the backwoods?



THENYA ****ING DEAL WITH IT, ****HEADS!!
>_>
or you get a better brand.

[Eihwaz]

On 2005-09-10 08:36, Allos wrote:
1. Blocking the doors and windows may work in the short term, but you'll have to seal them off and remain silent for them to work in the long run. Remember, enough zombies can break down anything.

That's very important to remember. If you live in a two-story house, run upstairs with some food, water, and supplies, and smash up the staircase (or at least nail some doors to the steps). That way, zombies can't reach you. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



2. Bats aren't the best melee weapons to use against zombies because they're bludgeoning weapons, and you'll have to destroy the brain, not just crack the skull to kill the zombie.

Agreed. A crowbar is superior, especially if it's titanium. Useful for destroying brains and prying crap open.



3. Busting down a barricaded window is just stupid.

Agreed. >_>;



4. You have to decide on many things before taking and using a firearm. Zombies are attracted to noise, so you'll more than likely want a weapon that can be fitted with a silencer. Then you'll have to decide what type of firearm to use, because ammo could become scarce if you have a specialized weapon.

Also important to remember!

Silencers aren't legal, you might have to make your own, and you can, it's not too terribly hard. A simple .22 rifle will do okay, but you might want to get yourself some kind of semiautomatic rifle, like an M1 Garand. A good 12-gauge shotgun is a good idea, as well, but remember that you can't silence shotguns.



5. You'll never find the source of the outbreak and penetrating zombie lines will just get you killed.

Agreed. Unless the news is still giving information about the outbreak, it's doubtful anyone will ever figure out where the outbreak truly began.



6. There won't be a leader for at least 5-10 years after the initial outbreak.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif



7. I believe it's spelled celebrate.


http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Uncle_bob]

You could also do one of the following:
1. Make things right with God or other deity of your choice.
2. Bust out ol' painless.
3. Play video games with the Zombies.

[Blitzkommando]

I hear zombies can do a mean break dance. Anyone care to volunteer to check the validity of that?

[Eihwaz]

On 2005-09-10 19:36, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
I hear zombies can do a mean break dance. Anyone care to volunteer to check the validity of that?


Where's Outrider?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2005-09-10 19:38, Eihwaz wrote:


On 2005-09-10 19:36, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
I hear zombies can do a mean break dance. Anyone care to volunteer to check the validity of that?


Where's Outrider?

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



shoving you to the volunteer circle

[Scrub]

On 2005-09-10 19:31, Eihwaz wrote:

If you live in a two-story house, run upstairs with some food, water, and supplies, and smash up the staircase (or at least nail some doors to the steps). That way, zombies can't reach you. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


They'd probably keep coming until they formed a large enough pile of zombies for others to climb up them. :3

[Meh]

Act like a zombie and they'll leave you alone. It worked in Shaun Of The Dead http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

On 2005-09-11 04:34, Meh wrote:
Act like a zombie and they'll leave you alone. It worked in Shaun Of The Dead http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Yes but it won't work in real life. They'd be able to smell that you're live meat. Again, read the zombie survival guide.

[Monomate]

My plan for zombie outbreak:

Wear BDU's (lots of pockets!)
Short sleeve t-shirt
Army field jacket! (thick, so as to hopefully not get bittn through very easily, and also an assload of pockets!)
Combat boots! (ankle support, and protection from zombies on the floor! plus I can step on their heads!)
20 gauge shotgun (it's light, and I have a TON of shells for it [more ammo in my house than you will find in an entire Resident Evil game], and it still packs that shotgun punch!)
Possibly grab a second shotgun (for other survivors)
Possibly grab a .22 rifle
Take a couple of knives
Load up my truck as quickly as possible (this part is pretty flawed...)
Drive to police station (dumb idea...but they have automatic weapons there...and bullet proof glass...I don't intend to stay...after all...I've played Resident Evil 2 and 3)
GTFO!

[Allos]

You actually wanna stay away from police stations, as that's where the majority of people seeking help would go, and the zombies follow the people. Also, many of them may be potentially infected. But the place you want to avoid most is the hospital.

[Tact]

On 2005-09-11 08:37, Allos wrote:
But the place you want to avoid most is the hospital.



Because...Little Jimmy?

"Hospitals lack weapons?"

Correct! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Rei-San]

Zombies are atracted to noise

But on Resident evil 4 Leon used a Rocket Lancher. I know what your thinking. It's a game. But Games are just as real as zombies, so you can always expect the unexpected. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tact]

On 2005-09-11 08:44, RayMaster wrote:

Zombies are atracted to noise

But on Resident evil 4 Leon used a Rocket Lancher. I know what your thinking. It's a game.



They weren't really zombies in RE4...

Edit: I phail at tags. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



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[Rei-San]

On 2005-09-11 08:45, Tact wrote:


On 2005-09-11 08:44, RayMaster wrote:

Zombies are atracted to noise

But on Resident evil 4 Leon used a Rocket Lancher. I know what your thinking. It's a game.



They weren't really zombies in RE4...

Edit: I phail at tags. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



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Even if they are human it would be common scence to were if you hear a firearm it is likely the guy you are trying to kill.

[Tact]

But the sound tells you he has a gun! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Wait for him to run out of ammo while your friends get wasted trying to kill him. Then sneak up behind him and slap him.

[Feelmirath]

Then sneak up behind him and slap him with your purse http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Tact]

Then sneak up behind him and slap him with your lead-filled purse http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Feelmirath]

Then sneak up behind him and slap heavily pat him with your lead-filled purse http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Tact]

Then sneak up behind him and slap him with your FACE http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif


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[Feelmirath]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tact]

What's so funny about slapping someone with your FACE http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif?

[Shiva91]

It sounds cool XD

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

I wonder if you just played "Thriller" the zombie would stop attacking and just start dancing.... Hmmmmmmmmm

[Feelmirath]

TRY EET NOW LOLZ

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

"Thriller, thriller nights......"

IT'S WORKING!!!

[Meh]

Can zombies swim?

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

Not swim, but they can walk through water, like on the bottom of the lake or wherever. Land of the Dead was a good movie http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Allos]

On 2005-09-11 11:30, Qrrrbrbirbel wrote:
Land of the Dead was a good movie http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



You bet your sweet ass it was a good movie!

[Kuea]

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Lusky]

1. Go to a Costco/Wallmart
2. Ration food and water
3. Arm self for battle (last resort only)
4. Try to make friends (this one is usually skipped)
5. HEADSHOTS ONLY ( I can not tell you how much ammo I have wasted on bodies)

[astuarlen]

On 2005-09-11 13:34, Allos wrote:


On 2005-09-11 11:30, Qrrrbrbirbel wrote:
Land of the Dead was a good movie http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



You bet your honey-drizzled buns it was a good movie!



Now I'm hungry. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif Curses! Curses!

[Outrider]

I'm, uh... not comfortable with this thread.

But yeah, you guys have no idea what to do until you read the Zombie Survival Guide.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Hey Outrider, can you fax me a copy?

I might have a laminating machine somewhere.

We'll get someone to pass em out.

And yeah, check out FKL man.

Everyone is a caged zombie? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

But hey like any good Resident Evil game, about halfway through you are fighting much more than zombies. Then soon enough, dun dun dun, you're in a lab.

And also, like any Resident Evil game you can just stand in one room forever after killing the enemies in it, and be safe. It's not like Shenmue.


SPOILERS BAYBEE!

Lan Di won't come to your house and kill you suddenly out of nowhere with a double palm thrust in uh March something. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Watch your back Ryo...