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geewj
Oct 3, 2005, 12:16 AM
Some of us have noticed how unleet all of our training is, so we are going to all start on a leet training program.
Now, the key to leet training is to punch ice and to bloody the knuckles.
If you're just starting out, ice cubes will work.
Get a bunch of ice cubes and put them in a bucket. It needs to be something durable enough to withstand the immense force of your awesome blows. You also need to have enough ice in the bucket so that your fists meet a solid wall of ice cubes, and not the bottom of a bucket.
Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Sef_V2/leettraining.jpg) is an example of Sef doing it to it. Rather than waste time by constantly filling buckets, Sef is just punching the ice while it's still in the freezer.
Now the point here is to make as much contact with the ice as possible. You know you're doing it right when you start to bloody the knuckles. Once you feel comfortable with that you can work up to something a little bigger. What exactly, is up to you. Just remember, if you knuckles aren't getting bloody, then you aren't punching tough enough ice.
Once we get the basics down we can move onto something a little leeter.
Mixfortune
Oct 3, 2005, 12:20 AM
http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/615/moblog_2f0f215d62218.jpg
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Mixfortune
Oct 3, 2005, 12:21 AM
http://static.flickr.com/2/3721975_2456eeb4d8.jpg (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=104210&forum=14)
I have trouble deciding.
geewj
Oct 3, 2005, 12:23 AM
The basics are the basics, no matter who you are.
And mix, if you're gonna use snow cones don't use any red flavors or else we won't be able to see the effects of your bloodied knuckles.
HUnewearl_Meira
Oct 3, 2005, 01:19 AM
I would punch trees as an exercise, back in High School. In the off-season, I'd use a can of compressed air to freeze my knuckles. It's been a while since I've done these things, however, and I'm afraid that my knuckles have gone soft... They used to be nicely caloused, though.
And no, I'm not joking about that.
Cynric
Oct 3, 2005, 06:45 AM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8140/iced5tt.jpg
^Good enough?
Daikarin
Oct 3, 2005, 06:46 AM
Who do you think that made up the North Pole? Feh.
Skorpius
Oct 3, 2005, 11:25 AM
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Tact
Oct 3, 2005, 02:32 PM
Holy hell, how long did that take?
Scrub
Oct 3, 2005, 02:49 PM
<TomahawkMan> FUCK
<TomahawkMan> I punched Ice I put in a bowl
<TomahawkMan> And it came up and cracked me in the face.
<TomahawkMan> Clearly I need more training
<Tinsle> XD
Solstis
Oct 3, 2005, 02:56 PM
I once punched ice so hard that it turned into water several hours later.
Tact
Oct 3, 2005, 04:38 PM
On 2005-10-03 12:56, Solstis wrote:
I once punched ice so hard that it turned into water several hours later.
If you had to wait that long for the ice to disassemble, then you fail.
Hrigg
Oct 3, 2005, 04:38 PM
On 2005-10-03 12:56, Solstis wrote:
I once punched ice so hard that it turned into water several hours later.
LIE
Skorpius
Oct 3, 2005, 05:52 PM
On 2005-10-03 12:32, Tact wrote:
Holy hell, how long did that take?
Split second. I have more leet training than Frink.
navci
Oct 3, 2005, 05:59 PM
On 2005-10-03 12:32, Tact wrote:
Holy hell, how long did that take?
You completely failed the internet, Tact.
And Solly. XD
Cynric
Oct 3, 2005, 06:02 PM
On 2005-10-03 12:32, Tact wrote:
Holy hell, how long did that take?
Most likely at least 20 hours. That kind of thing can only be done by hand using complex algorithms that most calculators can't understand, which means Skorpius probably used an abacus. (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=102450&forum=14&13)
Tact
Oct 3, 2005, 06:02 PM
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Skorpius
Oct 3, 2005, 07:39 PM
Who fails more?
Tact, who missed it.
Cynric, who actually hunted my topic down.
Cynric
Oct 3, 2005, 09:30 PM
Started at page 25 and worked my way up. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Qrrrbrbirbel
Oct 3, 2005, 09:47 PM
Everyone phails at everything.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 4, 2005, 03:30 AM
I gotta watch that DVD sitting on my shelf.
Dragon:The Bruce Lee Story.
He punches ice, and it explodes. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
There is nobody leeter than that kids.
Please, do take notes.
It isn't the same if he doesn't get bloody knuckles.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 5, 2005, 01:10 AM
On 2005-10-04 15:13, Sef wrote:
It isn't the same if he doesn't get bloody knuckles.
He has obviously trained enough with punching ice that he can literally destroy it now without getting his knuckles bloody. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
On 2005-10-04 23:10, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2005-10-04 15:13, Sef wrote:
It isn't the same if he doesn't get bloody knuckles.
He has obviously trained enough with punching ice that he can literally destroy it now without getting his knuckles bloody. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
It isn't the same if he doesn't get bloody knuckles.
Wyndham
Oct 5, 2005, 06:50 PM
you know, its sad, but my cousin could probably type that faster than you, Skorp.
his name is l33t man. >_>
Tact
Oct 5, 2005, 07:06 PM
On 2005-10-05 16:50, Oran1324 wrote:
you know, its sad, but my cousin could probably type that faster than you, Skorp.
his name is 1337 m4n. >_>
You forgot some numbers. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Wyndham
Oct 5, 2005, 07:11 PM
hes new l33t.
he uses some weird combinations. contriversial, but effective. >_>
see how i can sound more intelligent without reading "l33t" when im really being stupid? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 5, 2005, 07:25 PM
On 2005-10-05 16:50, Oran1324 wrote:
you know, its sad, but my cousin could probably type that faster than you, Skorp.
his name is l33t man. >_>
He's faster than a program that makes sentences entered to look like that?
Wyndham
Oct 5, 2005, 07:32 PM
On 2005-10-05 17:25, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2005-10-05 16:50, Oran1324 wrote:
you know, its sad, but my cousin could probably type that faster than you, Skorp.
his name is l33t man. >_>
He's faster than a program that makes sentences entered to look like that?
i said in my post "MY COUSIN COULD PROBABLY TYPE THAT FADTER THAN YOU, SKORP".
i said nothing about freaking programs here.
On 2005-10-05 17:32, Oran1324 wrote:
i said in my post "MY COUSIN COULD PROBABLY TYPE THAT FADTER THAN YOU, SKORP".
i said nothing about freaking programs here.
I bet he could type fadter.
Wyndham
Oct 5, 2005, 07:59 PM
On 2005-10-05 17:55, Sef wrote:
On 2005-10-05 17:32, Oran1324 wrote:
i said in my post "MY COUSIN COULD PROBABLY TYPE THAT FADTER THAN YOU, SKORP".
i said nothing about freaking programs here.
I bet he could type fadter.
if you get the message, i think theres nothing wrong.
i tried to spell it the right way, but im too damn shaky.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 5, 2005, 10:09 PM
On 2005-10-05 17:32, Oran1324 wrote:
i said in my post "MY COUSIN COULD PROBABLY TYPE THAT FADTER THAN YOU, SKORP".
i said nothing about freaking programs here.
Skorp is using a freaking program, to spell it out for you. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
I was talking about Skorp, who uses a program to do that.
So while Skorp is using a program, your cousin is typing.
The race of the century for sure, I'm putting my bets down now, mr hostile! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
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