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Danger_Girl
09-03-2002, 01:57 AM
Ever wonder what things could have been like had the world been just a little bit different? There has been something troubling me for at least the past 45 minutes. It all started when I was watching some horrid television show (I think it was Jenny Jones), there was this woman with enormous "proportions". Well anyway it got me thinking about milk. I don't think thats much of a leap for my mind to make, but whats troubling me isn't that large breasts would get me thinking about milk. It’s the consumption of cow’s milk.
Why cows milk? Don't you think that’s more than a little odd to be drinking bodily fluids from another species? Who was the first person to try it? He must have been a twisted bastard to crawl under a cow and wrap his/her lips around an utter. Now think, if the world would have been just a little bit different, would it be possible that we could be going to the store to buy a carton of human milk? Is that any more odd than drinking cows milk? I imagine it would take a lot of women to brew that much milk (is brew the right word for that?).
Anyway, I went to some random internet chat room and asked the question, why cows milk, and not dogs milk for example. Someone said that dog’s milk doesn't taste good! "Sick bastard!" How the hell would he know that!?!
I think its also important for me to mention that I normally wouldn't be caught dead watching Jenny Jones. Nor would I typically confess to doing so without the use of a rack, thumb screws, branding irons, leather whips, iron maidens, and similar devices (although I'm not going to deny I wouldn't enjoy those things either, although to be honest I would really much rather be using them on you).
SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko
09-03-2002, 01:59 AM
Hmmm meow...
I'd be selling milk and producing children without heads as spare body parts. Erm =>.>=
neko-chan
09-03-2002, 02:07 AM
The fact is that cows have bigger tits than any other species (if compared to the body proportion, except for Jenna Jameson, but this is another story).
Plus, they are easy to raise, friendly, and after you squeeze them for milk you can eventually kill'em to make steaks.
Cows are a great deal! O_o;;;
Hail to the cows, baby!
How many people do you think would just si around producing milk all day just for it to be sold in markets (or sit in markets until it expires)? Sure, it's possible that some people would do it, but those willing would have to go through drug screenings, testing, etc. which would lower the amount of womanpower possible to be behind the industry. And then, of course, they'd have to be paid.
Maybe it'd be some kind of "milk bank" setup, I don't know.
And besides, you don't have to pay cows to make milk, and you can turn them into steaks or burgers later. Not to mention more mentally stable than humans.
ABDUR101
09-03-2002, 03:03 AM
Kent doubts the breasts of the women of the world! Beat Him!
Danger_Girl
09-03-2002, 03:30 AM
Pessimists!
What do you mean drugscreening, testing ect...? As is milk is already loaded with BGH and a variety of other steriods and drugs. You see farmers used to wake up at dawn and milk the cows. Now the farmers wake up in the morning and inject them with chemical hormones. As for impurities, be it bacterial, viral ect, thats what pasterization is for.
Now if I can be serious for the first time in the thread for a moment, I find the idea of drinking human milk out of a bottle disturbing to say the least. Hell I wont even kiss 50% of the population. Well okay maybe like 20% of the population...10%....
....anyway, I find drinking the milk of a woman I've never even seen or spoken to before at least as odd as drinking the milk of a cow I've certainly never spoken to before.
That is why I drink water. And beer.
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BlackRose
09-03-2002, 09:56 AM
The reason we use cows' milk is because cows are big, and produce a whole lot of milk. Since cows don't need to move much, farmers can get them really fat; and supposedly milk and meat from fat cows tastes better. They don't need to be fed, they graze. Blah, blah blah...
*shuts up*
ginko990
09-03-2002, 10:15 AM
Bottom line, it tastes good.
Especially with chocolate or pastries.
Daikarin
09-03-2002, 10:17 AM
You might wanna ask a farmer that question. I think that when they saw veals drinking milk from the cows in ancient times, they thought that, if they eat the cow, they might as well drink her milk.
neko-chan
09-03-2002, 10:23 AM
On 2002-09-03 08:15, ginko990 wrote:
Bottom line, it tastes good.
Especially with chocolate or pastries.
ginko990 for president! ^_^
*yawns and rubs eyes*
Sheesh. Right when I'm getting ready to renew my stranglehold of power over POSW who has to show up again? DG! The absolute last person I expected to see back.
*shrug*
At least we don't drink dog, cat, rat, mouse, or platimapus milk.
Darrin
09-03-2002, 10:59 AM
This may be off topic but a Band Member from "Green Day", Got Milk from a pregnant dog to put in his coffe (sp?)
Robert_Garcia
09-03-2002, 11:18 AM
On 2002-09-03 08:15, ginko990 wrote:
Bottom line, it tastes good.
Especially with chocolate or pastries.
AMEN, BROTHER!
*Holds chocolate milk in one hand, and a pastry in the other, with a large steak sitting on a dinner plate in front of him*
TedEdFred
09-03-2002, 12:14 PM
yes, those are very good questions... but where did cows come from?
ginko990
09-03-2002, 01:37 PM
Cows came from Cowsville. No ones ever been there bedore except cows.
Danger_Girl
09-03-2002, 01:49 PM
On 2002-09-03 08:40, Spy wrote:
*yawns and rubs eyes*
Sheesh. Right when I'm getting ready to renew my stranglehold of power over POSW who has to show up again? DG! The absolute last person I expected to see back.
*shrug*
At least we don't drink dog, cat, rat, mouse, or platimapus milk.
What do you have against cats milk!?!?
On 2002-09-03 11:49, Danger_Girl wrote:
What do you have against cats milk!?!?
I have something against anything that comes out of a creature that licks it's own asshole.
Danger_Girl
09-03-2002, 09:21 PM
On 2002-09-03 18:19, Spy wrote:
On 2002-09-03 11:49, Danger_Girl wrote:
What do you have against cats milk!?!?
I have something against anything that comes out of a creature that licks it's own asshole.
I know you would if you could. don't even try and deny it!
On 2002-09-03 19:21, Danger_Girl wrote:
I know you would if you could. don't even try and deny it!
Well... here I go... um... Hell no!
Robert_Garcia
09-04-2002, 11:24 AM
Not to sound off topic or anything but...
Is it just me or do you guys argue in almost every thread? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
Danger_Girl
09-04-2002, 12:31 PM
Don't worry Robert. I started this thread, and you can go off topic in my threads any time you want. The thing is Spy and I sort of have a history. We were sort of like the dynamic duo of PSOW back about a year or so ago. I would have been the beauty of the operation, so I guess that would have to make him the brains.
So to answer the question, no we don't argue in every thread. Sometimes it comes to blows.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go milk my cat.
Robert_Garcia
09-04-2002, 01:05 PM
Alrighty then... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
IceBlink
09-04-2002, 04:41 PM
Well... be glad we aren't all drinking elephant milk. ^_^
... No! I have no idea what it tastes like before you ask, nor do I wanna know! >_<
BWS-1
09-04-2002, 05:16 PM
On 2002-09-04 10:31, Danger_Girl wrote:
I started this thread, and you can go off topic in my threads any time you want.
Woohoo! *comes in with beers and attempts to turn this thread into an "openhouse party at DG's place!" thread.
I got beer! Who wants beer? Anyone huh, got milk?
On 2002-09-04 10:31, Danger_Girl wrote:
Sometimes it comes to blows.
I wish. Oops, did I say that out loud?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go milk my cat.
Milk me. Oops, did I say that out loud too?
Robert_Garcia
09-05-2002, 12:49 AM
Ok...Spy & DG, since one of you told me youre the dynamic duo of PSOW, I have a question:
Which one of you is the straight man/woman and which one of you is the wacky sidekick?
On 2002-09-04 22:49, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Which one of you is the straight man/woman and which one of you is the wacky sidekick?
I'm usually, the serious, no-nonsense one. Thats always subject to change, however.
Danger_Girl
09-05-2002, 01:12 AM
Spy! I'm shocked! Another blantant sexist remark like that and I go LAPD on your ass! Men always thinking with the wrong head, Every worthless one of them. Sexist pigs.
Ah! Thats not a bad idea BWS-1. Its been awhile since I had a party. I think the last one was when I still had the pub. Ahh...the memories.
Anyway lets get wasted. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And maybe after I get good and drunk, we can play strip twister or something. I suppose we have to keep this thread somewhat on topic, so we'll have to make some White Russians. They have milk in 'em. I don't think it matters what kind of milk . . .its the Vodika thats important.
Oh and Robert, Spy would be like the brains or straight laced part of the operation, and I would be the beauty and the muscle. I also happen to be the raging alcholic and bi-polar, manic one of the group. Spy would be the cold calculating psychopath. Don't let him scare you though, behind all that cold hearted, psycho, massochist, twisted ploting, and destruction, he really is just a big huggable teddy bear.
On 2002-09-04 23:12, Danger_Girl wrote:
Spy! I'm shocked! Another blantant sexist remark like that and I go LAPD on your ass! Men always thinking with the wrong head, Every worthless one of them. Sexist pigs.
You couldn't go LAPD on my ass if I were knocked out on a hotel bed. And I've got more brains in any one of my heads than you do in yours http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Ah! Thats not a bad idea BWS-1. Its been awhile since I had a party. I think the last one was when I still had the pub. Ahh...the memories.
Yes... bad memories.
Anyway lets get wasted. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And maybe after I get good and drunk, we can play strip twister or something. I suppose we have to keep this thread somewhat on topic, so we'll have to make some White Russians. They have milk in 'em. I don't think it matters what kind of milk . . .its the Vodika thats important.
Alcohol sucks. Strip twister sucks. I think I'm ready to blow this taco stand.
Oh and Robert, Spy would be like the brains or straight laced part of the operation, and I would be the beauty and the muscle. I also happen to be the raging alcholic and bi-polar, manic one of the group. Spy would be the cold calculating psychopath. Don't let him scare you though, behind all that cold hearted, psycho, massochist, twisted ploting, and destruction, he really is just a big huggable teddy bear.
I've got enough muscle. And I'm no teddy bear. There's no fluffy stuffing in me... only blood and organs... lots of organs.
Robert_Garcia
09-05-2002, 01:35 AM
On 2002-09-04 23:12, Danger_Girl wrote:
Spy! I'm shocked! Another blantant sexist remark like that and I go LAPD on your ass! Men always thinking with the wrong head, Every worthless one of them. Sexist pigs.
I resent that! I happen to be gentleman thank you very much... http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/Smilies_klein_1_1/bored1aa.gif
Ah! Thats not a bad idea BWS-1. Its been awhile since I had a party. I think the last one was when I still had the pub. Ahh...the memories.
Party? Am I invited? http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/asian.gif
Anyway lets get wasted. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And maybe after I get good and drunk, we can play strip twister or something. I suppose we have to keep this thread somewhat on topic, so we'll have to make some White Russians. They have milk in 'em. I don't think it matters what kind of milk . . .its the Vodika thats important.
Oh and Robert, Spy would be like the brains or straight laced part of the operation, and I would be the beauty and the muscle. I also happen to be the raging alcholic and bi-polar, manic one of the group. Spy would be the cold calculating psychopath. Don't let him scare you though, behind all that cold hearted, psycho, massochist, twisted ploting, and destruction, he really is just a big huggable teddy bear.
Who said I was scared of the guy? Im pretty much a combination of you two put together...all except the alchoholic bi-polar part...
With that said, lets all drink and be merry!http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/all_coholic.gif
Danger_Girl
09-05-2002, 01:51 AM
Spy I'm going to do you a favor and ignore you.
Oh hell ya you're invited Robert. When Danger Girl throughs a party, everyone is invited. Even if you are a gentleman Robert, I wont hold that against you. And gentlemen are much more fun to seduce.
Robert_Garcia
09-05-2002, 01:59 AM
Where exactly are you getting at... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
On 2002-09-04 23:51, Danger_Girl wrote:
Spy I'm going to do you a favor and ignore you.
Awe. No fist fight to the death tonight?
*tucks his sawed-off 10 gauge back into the folds of his coat*
Just as well. I need to get back to my writting anyways.
Abaddon
09-05-2002, 07:04 AM
Dogs milk? somehow that reminded me of red dwarf...
heralded as long-life milk, for the sole reason that 'no bugger'll drink it!' ^_^
*steals the beer and runs away giggling*
SS_Death
09-05-2002, 07:45 AM
Hmmm...
*Reads above posts*
er...
*Thinks*
Ok we drink cows milk because we need calcium. We can't get it from women because they only produce it when they are about to bear children. Cattle are a simple choice because they produce a large quantity and can be used for other things besides. Of course I do believe you can get Goats milk?
As far as the party goes sounds good. However I don't drink (as a friend told me once, I don't need to be drunk to let loose, but this way I remember it afterwards).
Strip Twister sounds fun...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif
(Go on lads, for once lets prove em right and let the second head do the thinking!!!)
HOLD ON!!!!
Red Dwarf?! OMG!!!
*Has idea*
"Chastity Cheat"
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Robert_Garcia
09-05-2002, 10:55 PM
On 2002-09-04 23:51, Danger_Girl wrote:
Even if you are a gentleman Robert, I wont hold that against you. And gentlemen are much more fun to seduce.
You can try...But you'll find that Im not such easy prey... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
On 2002-09-05 20:55, Robert_Garcia wrote:
You can try...But you'll find that Im not such easy prey... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
She's all yours Robert. Ima go be D7Peacemaker's bitxh now.
*heart skips at the thought of D7*
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 12:18 AM
On 2002-09-05 21:42, Spy wrote:
She's all yours Robert. Ima go be D7Peacemaker's bitxh now.
*heart skips at the thought of D7*
Why me...?
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/andy-scratchhead.gif
On 2002-09-05 22:18, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Why me...?
Well, I would like to give you some lengthy, positive, rewarding response but that just can't be. It boils down to this: You're flirting with DG, but more importantly, you're just there. Lots of DG's victims... er, lovers, had the exact same circumstances, so there's no real shame to be had.
Enjoy!
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 12:57 AM
Great...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/rock5.gif
Hey wait! I wasnt trying to flirt with her!!!
On 2002-09-05 22:57, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Great...
Hey wait! I wasnt trying to flirt with her!!!
Good. She likes it when you try to play hard to get.
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 01:23 AM
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/bao-taunting.gif
Hey Wait a minute!!! You cant just leave me with her!!!
On 2002-09-05 23:23, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Hey Wait a minute!!! You cant just leave me with her!!!
I never would have guessed you were the threesome type. But oh well. I can assure you I am not.
Good luck!
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 01:36 AM
On 2002-09-05 23:29, Spy wrote:
I never would have guessed you were the threesome type. But oh well. I can assure you I am not.
Good luck!
...What the hell did I get myself into...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/krizalid-coolcool-intro.gif
On 2002-09-05 23:36, Robert_Garcia wrote:
...What the hell did I get myself into...
Depends on DG's latest fetish I s'pose. Let me tell you, I've heard some stories...
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 01:48 AM
On 2002-09-05 23:42, Spy wrote:
Depends on DG's latest fetish I s'pose. Let me tell you, I've heard some stories...
...holy s***...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/krizalid-nutz.gif
On 2002-09-05 23:48, Robert_Garcia wrote:
...holy s***...
Holy Sobe indeed.
Robert_Garcia
09-06-2002, 02:02 AM
On 2002-09-05 23:53, Spy wrote:
Holy Sobe indeed.
It looks like Im on my own on this one...
OK DG, Bring it on! Im ready!
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/igniz-flp5.gif
On 2002-09-03 08:15, ginko990 wrote:
Bottom line, it tastes good.
Especially with chocolate or pastries.
I agree, and who wants to drink human milk anyway.
ABDUR101
09-06-2002, 06:43 PM
On 2002-09-06 16:38, Ness wrote:
I agree, and who wants to drink human milk anyway.
Ever been breast-fed?
Danger_Girl
09-07-2002, 01:54 AM
Spy is exaderating Robert. My sex life isn't that unusual. I was in a very normal lesbian polygamy style marrige once. They divorced me though. I was heartbroken, but don't worry I'm over it.
Anyway, currently I'm into this whole domination thing. I like to make sure a man is properly broken. I want him crawling like a worm before me. I want to make sure he knows who his mistress is. After I cause a man enough pain and humiliation, perhaps I will let him kiss my feet.
So our first date will go something like this. You ring the doorbell to my shack in the poineer2 slums. I open the door and tazer you with my M-series devestator. Then I drag your limp body into my basement and chain you upsidedown in my closet for a few hours. After that I'll start training you in how to respect your mistress. This is done with whips, barbed wire, plires, battery acid, high doeses of powerful drugs, knives, safteypins, wire clothshangers, broken glass, tabasco sauce, and jalepenio peppers.
Oh and if you even think about trying to escape Robert, well . . . they don't call me a hunter for nothing.
On 2002-09-06 23:54, Danger_Girl wrote:
Anyway, currently I'm into this whole domination thing. I like to make sure a man is properly broken. I want him crawling like a worm before me. I want to make sure he knows who his mistress is. After I cause a man enough pain and humiliation, perhaps I will let him kiss my feet.
So our first date will go something like this. You ring the doorbell to my shack in the poineer2 slums. I open the door and tazer you with my M-series devestator. Then I drag your limp body into my basement and chain you upsidedown in my closet for a few hours. After that I'll start training you in how to respect your mistress. This is done with whips, barbed wire, plires, battery acid, high doeses of powerful drugs, knives, safteypins, wire clothshangers, broken glass, tabasco sauce, and jalepenio peppers.
Oh and if you even think about trying to escape Robert, well . . . they don't call me a hunter for nothing.
That's my DG. *wink*
Now, to go find Peacemaker!
Robert_Garcia
09-07-2002, 04:08 AM
On 2002-09-06 23:54, Danger_Girl wrote:
Spy is exaderating Robert. My sex life isn't that unusual. I was in a very normal lesbian polygamy style marrige once. They divorced me though. I was heartbroken, but don't worry I'm over it.
Anyway, currently I'm into this whole domination thing. I like to make sure a man is properly broken. I want him crawling like a worm before me. I want to make sure he knows who his mistress is. After I cause a man enough pain and humiliation, perhaps I will let him kiss my feet.
So our first date will go something like this. You ring the doorbell to my shack in the poineer2 slums. I open the door and tazer you with my M-series devestator. Then I drag your limp body into my basement and chain you upsidedown in my closet for a few hours. After that I'll start training you in how to respect your mistress. This is done with whips, barbed wire, plires, battery acid, high doeses of powerful drugs, knives, safteypins, wire clothshangers, broken glass, tabasco sauce, and jalepenio peppers.
Oh and if you even think about trying to escape Robert, well . . . they don't call me a hunter for nothing.
Then once you pull out the tazer and make your move, I'll dodge and counter with my specialty Genei-Kyaku, causing you great pain. Then while youre unconcious, I'll run!
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/snk-robert88.gif
You forget I am also a hunter who is a blackbelt in Kyokugenryu Karate... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
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On 2002-09-06 16:43, ABDUR101 wrote:
On 2002-09-06 16:38, Ness wrote:
I agree, and who wants to drink human milk anyway.
Ever been breast-fed?
Yes, but that's different.
Danger_Girl
09-07-2002, 01:27 PM
I love it when they try and run. Its just not as fun when they don't put up a fight.
On 2002-09-07 11:27, Danger_Girl wrote:
I love it when they try and run. Its just not as fun when they don't put up a fight.
man-rape is't fun either. in fact, it's estimated that 1 out of every 3 men is raped by either a man or a woman at least once in their lives. Thats frigteningly higher than the 1 in 4 of women raped.
Robert_Garcia
09-09-2002, 12:33 AM
On 2002-09-07 11:27, Danger_Girl wrote:
I love it when they try and run. Its just not as fun when they don't put up a fight.
Ha...just be glad I wont use my Kyokugen special techniques... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
On 2002-09-08 22:33, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Ha...just be glad I wont use my Kyokugen special techniques... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
You may not know this, but I do occasionally offer my services as a body guard. For the low price of 2,000,000 meseta I can make sure that DG doesn't lay a finger on you. And if I'm wrong, she'll kill me before she gets to you, in which case you can keep your money, not that you'll have much use for it.
Robert_Garcia
09-09-2002, 02:33 AM
On 2002-09-08 23:44, Spy wrote:
You may not know this, but I do occasionally offer my services as a body guard. For the low price of 2,000,000 meseta I can make sure that DG doesn't lay a finger on you. And if I'm wrong, she'll kill me before she gets to you, in which case you can keep your money, not that you'll have much use for it.
Thats okay, I can take care of myself...
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/snk-rock.gif
On 2002-09-09 00:33, Robert_Garcia wrote:
Thats okay, I can take care of myself...
In that case... nice knowin' ya!
Danger_Girl
09-09-2002, 11:17 AM
Its too late for your services Spy. The soduim pentathal dart that I shot Ricard with when he was walking up to my door should be taking effect right about now. See the trouble with karate is it has no real practical use verses fire arms, rocket launchers, soduim pentathal darts, and a veterain street fighter like myself. You see, karate is something Holywood invented cause it looks good in movies. And little Japonesse and Chinese dudes capitolized on to make a buck off of Americans.
Well times up. Robert is out like a light.
*Danger Girl carries Robert down into her basement and chains him upsidedown in her closet.*
On 2002-09-09 09:17, Danger_Girl wrote:
Its too late for your services Spy.
Meh. I could still save him. But what fun would that be? He should have payed the 2 million. Oh, the path not taken.
Well. Durn. Another one bites the dust.
Robert_Garcia
09-09-2002, 01:13 PM
*Has a flie hidden in his sleeve. Takes it out and uses it to get free. Once free, grabs a small smoke bomb from his pocket and tosses it outside the closet door. While the smoke covers the room, Makes a break for it by climbing out through the small basement window. Then gives DG's pad a Haou Shoh Koh Ken.*
http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/robert-fireball-super.gif
Ha! Dont mess with a Kyokugenryu master!
*runs*
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gunome
09-09-2002, 05:59 PM
you fumble then tumble
when you rumble
if u dare,
smellin just like lumber
but my Baby dont care.
they fought up town,
down town-everywhere between,
there was so much spilled milk
they could have had a factory....
rbf2000
09-09-2002, 06:51 PM
I like milk.
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