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InfinityXXX
Oct 27, 2005, 09:24 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/FictionXX/viking.jpg

In English 3 AP we're reading Beawulf and for fun we got to do this worksheet. It was so stupid that it was funny so I thought i'll share it with yall.

What you do is take a word from each column and combine them.

Example

You are a: [shaggy-haired] [fly covered] [foot licker]


Do you get it?

ALright, well I wanna see what insults you guys can come up with.

Nai_Calus
Oct 28, 2005, 09:35 AM
I've seen this sort of thing before, except that one was 'Shakespearian insults'.

I came up with 'Yeasty sheep-biting scut'.

Tact
Oct 28, 2005, 01:52 PM
I love those.

You flap-eared, eye-offending gnat. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

astuarlen
Oct 28, 2005, 01:59 PM
Don't you post this trash in here, you rank, sodden-witted malignancy. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Stan
Oct 28, 2005, 02:02 PM
64! Now's the time to show up!

HUnewearl_Meira
Oct 28, 2005, 02:36 PM
I prefer to insult a person's bodily functions, instead of their person, itself.

For example, I've found that few things shut someone up more quickly, than explaining to them that they are having great difficulty with anal discontency.

geewj
Oct 28, 2005, 02:37 PM
On 2005-10-28 12:36, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
I prefer to insult a person's bodily functions, instead of their person, itself.

For example, I've found that few things shut someone up more quickly, than explaining to them that they are having great difficulty with anal discontency.



Yeah, poop is great.

Tact
Oct 28, 2005, 06:22 PM
My dad looked at that worksheet, and he made a program to give a random viking insult (using the words on the worksheet) whenever you clicked a box on your desktop. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Blitzkommando
Oct 28, 2005, 08:43 PM
Your dad is awesome.

InfinityXXX
Oct 28, 2005, 11:39 PM
On 2005-10-28 18:43, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
Your dad is awesome.



*nods*

When my class got the worksheet we thought it was gonna be stupid but we got really into it. If you look at the worksheet, you can see my insult written down lightly.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 29, 2005, 01:46 AM
Slug toad fool!

Its funny because you won't use it, EVER. Gahaha.

Feelmirath
Oct 29, 2005, 03:48 AM
Well you're a weak-armed, clay-brained rabbit-sucker. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Split
Oct 30, 2005, 09:20 PM
On 2005-10-27 19:24, InfinityXXX wrote:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/FictionXX/viking.jpg

In English 3 AP we're reading Beawulf and for fun we got to do this worksheet. It was so stupid that it was funny so I thought i'll share it with yall.

What you do is take a word from each column and combine them.

Example

You are a: [shaggy-haired] [fly covered] [foot licker]


Do you get it?

ALright, well I wanna see what insults you guys can come up with.

.....U PHAIL

Qrrrbrbirbel
Oct 30, 2005, 09:36 PM
On 2005-10-30 18:20, Split wrote:


On 2005-10-27 19:24, InfinityXXX wrote:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/FictionXX/viking.jpg

In English 3 AP we're reading Beawulf and for fun we got to do this worksheet. It was so stupid that it was funny so I thought i'll share it with yall.

What you do is take a word from each column and combine them.

Example

You are a: [shaggy-haired] [fly covered] [foot licker]


Do you get it?

ALright, well I wanna see what insults you guys can come up with.

.....U PHAIL



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif