Oh boohoo my brother/sister/cousin/niece/dog/toilet/sink

[Balthor]

So yeah, as per usual I was cleaning out my bookmarks, and found this place again. Hoorah.

And I decided to take a look in rants, hoping to see amusing to shoot down. Well well, what do I see? Oh noooo my brother is being mean, my parents are being mean, oh noo my dog farted!

You think anyone is gonna give a fuck about how your brother wears your boxers, or how your parents won't let you go to a Slipknot concert? No, I don't fucking think so.

Asshole: *sniff* my sister is so mean k what 2 do oh my she is a pig and wont clean up stuff ew *wahhh*

Asshole 2: WTF I H8 LIFE MY PARENTS WONT LET ME DYE MY HAIRE RED I WISH THEY WOUDL DYE

Asshole 79: My sink is broke. I hate life.

Asshole 891: I'm gonna go listen to linkin park now, because hot topic closed when I got there.

Do you get my drift? NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR PRE-TEEN WHINY ANGST! Every day I wish the next loser that came into the morgue, was some loser in bondage pants and red and black hair. But noooo.

In general. Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your sibling quarrels, or problems at home, if people wanted to see that shit, they'd turn on the TV and watch Cops or Maury Povich.

There is much worse in the world than your fucking toilet plugging, or how your brother farts in the same bed as you, and pulls the sheets over. No need to cry and whine about it. Just live with the rest of your pitiful teenage life the way it is, because there isn't a damn thing you can do.

Yeah I'm still a asshole, what did you expect?

[Sayara]

Sometimes, its best to ignore the weenie rants and just focus on the big suckers.

Yeah it has been a bit dry but yeesh?

[Sef]

On 2005-12-09 15:30, Balthor_The_Defiled wrote:
In general. Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your sibling quarrels, or problems at home, if people wanted to see that shit, they'd turn on the TV and watch Cops or Maury Povich.

So... What do you suggest goes in here?

[rena-ko]

get used to the internet? its being ruled by those with too much time at their hands. three guesses who that might be.

[KaFKa]

I smiled a little on the inside.

I think what hes saying is, shut the fuck up and learn to deal with that life throws at you, instead of hanging on to every little bad thing that happens as if it were the end of it all.

In all seriousness, I think some kids need to learn what its really like to have it even semi-hard.

But hey, as rena said. Those that do understand how the world works dont post in online forums about every little thing that happens.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-12-09 15:30, Balthor_The_Defiled wrote:

And I decided to take a look in rants, hoping to see amusing to shoot down.

Wrong place.

You know damn well the best places for that are Xanga and MySpace.

I don't know what to think when I see a MySpace CD in stores or a commercial for a TV show killer advertising his MySPace profile website URL.

But hey, even more fun is to make a blog about people making blogs to post crap and then nobody will read any of it!

Heh, in any case, the most serious stuff concerning family or death or things like that aren't always talked about in a public Rants forum.

But hey, even in Rants I've heard about this same rant being made before:

Everyone's papercut little problems being nothing on the grand scale of human suffering yadda yadda blah blah Hot Topic marketing, red hair dye, teenie something, etc. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[KodiaX987]

As much as I love you man, I can't agree with you, seeing as I happen to be Rants' best customer. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Skorpius]

Yet you posted a rant in Rants. The irony of life continues.

[PJ]

EDIT: I don't pick up irony, Solstis http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Solstis]

On 2005-12-10 06:33, PJ wrote:


On 2005-12-10 06:20, Skorpius wrote:
Yet you posted a rant in Rants. The irony of life continues.



I was gonna say >_>;;;

This is dumb. This is a rants forum, meaning we're allowed to rant about whatever we like. Not for whatever will entertain you.

Then again, this is valid too, since it's a rant... on rants.

Wacky? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



There's such a thing as intended irony. Unless that was... whatever.

[Skorpius]

A better argument would be well thought out rants are acceptable, while relationship crap should be left private. I was damn near close to ranting about relationship rants, how I don't care about your girl or guy being whatever. It's not my problem, or anyone else's, and I doubt your partner would enjoy knowing that your relationship is being shared with several hundred users on some video game forum.

[SirAri]

On 2005-12-09 15:49, Sef wrote:


On 2005-12-09 15:30, Balthor_The_Defiled wrote:
In general. Shut the fuck up, no one cares about your sibling quarrels, or problems at home, if people wanted to see that shit, they'd turn on the TV and watch Cops or Maury Povich.

So... What do you suggest goes in here?



Absolutly nothing, I supposed.

We should all just live life like him.

Pissed about how everyone and everything in current pop culuture and all of existence sucks.

Because... You know... Thats just as original and productive as bitching about every tiny little problem in our lives.

(Sarcasm is a wonderful vessel for rhetoric. ^_^)

[navci]

On 2005-12-10 05:59, KodiaX987 wrote:
As much as I love you man, I can't agree with you, seeing as I happen to be Rants' best customer. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



OMG MY MOM IS ANNOYING!

But ya. While I often feel the same way you do. I care too little to actually make a rant about it.

[Balthor]

On 2005-12-10 05:59, KodiaX987 wrote:
As much as I love you man, I can't agree with you, seeing as I happen to be Rants' best customer. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



Actully I enjoy your rants comrade. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

There is a difference between being a well thought out asshole, and a whiny bitch.

I find it hilarious how people try to be serious, and pity-whoring when it comes to the typical rant. I.E. A thought out whine about how your sister likes to leave toothpaste all over the bathroom sink. Whereas people would laugh at a comedic rant about how horrible the internet is.



On 2005-12-10 6:20, Jackass wrote
Yet you posted a rant in Rants. The irony of life continues.



No shit Nancy Drew, I sure did post a rant in rants! You win a lollipop!

And you're complaining about me complaining, it's a fucking paradox, wipe your tears already.



On 2005-12-10 11:19, navinator wrote:
But ya. While I often feel the same way you do. I care too little to actually make a rant about it.



You know me, I just like to anger people. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Anyway, my intent actully fell through with his one, haha. >_>

[rena-ko]

out of shape?

[Skorpius]

On 2005-12-10 14:38, Balthor_The_Defiled wrote:
No shit Nancy Drew, I sure did post a rant in rants! You win a lollipop!

And you're complaining about me complaining, it's a fucking paradox, wipe your tears already.

I'm glad you noticed that I pointed out the obvious. I bet you feel special now.

[InfinityXXX]

Hmmmmmm well heres what I think....

I don't care what no one says, if I'm mad, and I'm near the computer or have no other way to exert my anger, I'm gonna post in Rants.

All my posts in rants are always made right after something that ticked me off in real life, so for personal reasons, I use false names.(exept my own)But last time I checked this is what the rants section was made for. I mean, I can kinda understand if its a post about, example, I tripped over my shoe lace and fell, but its nothing to get serious over....but to each its own.



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[CupOfCoffee]

Haha... no one does the Internet like Balthor. Sometimes I wish Phalanx would randomly come back and start being a douche again just so I could watch him and Balthor, perhaps the greatest pair of rival titans this forum has ever seen, battle it out Godzilla style one more time.



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[Scrub]

I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS THREAD MY BITCH.

[Sef]

On 2005-12-10 19:32, Scrub wrote:
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS THREAD MY BITCH.


I HEREBY PROCLAIM SCRUB MY BITCH.

THEREFORE GRANTING THE THREAD TO ME.

GTFO.

[Wyndham]

On 2005-12-10 19:35, Sef wrote:


On 2005-12-10 19:32, Scrub wrote:
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS THREAD MY BITCH.


I HEREBY PROCLAIM SCRUB MY BITCH.

THEREFORE GRANTING THE THREAD TO ME.

GTFO.


I KILLED JAY ARR.
man in some pants: oh YEAH!

[Scrub]

On 2005-12-10 19:35, Sef wrote:


On 2005-12-10 19:32, Scrub wrote:
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS THREAD MY BITCH.


I HEREBY PROCLAIM SCRUB MY BITCH.

THEREFORE GRANTING THE THREAD TO ME.

GTFO.



WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY A BITCH SO YOU CANT HAVE A BITCH

BUR

[Sef]

But you're still a bitch anyways.

[KodiaX987]

On 2005-12-10 16:02, CupOfCoffee wrote:
Sometimes I wish Phalanx would randomly come back and start being a douche again just so I could watch him and Balthor, perhaps the greatest pair of rival titans this forum has ever seen, battle it out Godzilla style one more time.


Ha! You should've seen Gally001 and I back in the day. We did more collateral damage together than cluster bombs stuffed inside a cluster bomb.

[Scrub]

But Im less of a bitch than you.

I guess that means something.

[Sef]

On 2005-12-10 19:39, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2005-12-10 16:02, CupOfCoffee wrote:
Sometimes I wish Phalanx would randomly come back and start being a douche again just so I could watch him and Balthor, perhaps the greatest pair of rival titans this forum has ever seen, battle it out Godzilla style one more time.


Ha! You should've seen Gally001 and I back in the day. We did more collateral damage together than cluster bombs stuffed inside a cluster bomb.


So... A cluster bomb.

[Sayara]

On 2005-12-10 19:40, Sef wrote:


On 2005-12-10 19:39, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2005-12-10 16:02, CupOfCoffee wrote:
Sometimes I wish Phalanx would randomly come back and start being a douche again just so I could watch him and Balthor, perhaps the greatest pair of rival titans this forum has ever seen, battle it out Godzilla style one more time.


Ha! You should've seen Gally001 and I back in the day. We did more collateral damage together than cluster bombs stuffed inside a cluster bomb.


So... A cluster bomb.


Cluster Bomb...SQUARED

[RicoRoyal]

On 2005-12-10 19:57, Tingle wrote:


On 2005-12-10 19:40, Sef wrote:


On 2005-12-10 19:39, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2005-12-10 16:02, CupOfCoffee wrote:
Sometimes I wish Phalanx would randomly come back and start being a douche again just so I could watch him and Balthor, perhaps the greatest pair of rival titans this forum has ever seen, battle it out Godzilla style one more time.


Ha! You should've seen Gally001 and I back in the day. We did more collateral damage together than cluster bombs stuffed inside a cluster bomb.


So... A cluster bomb.


Cluster Bomb...SQUARED



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Mighty fine work there, tingle.

[Blitzkommando]

Ah yes, good points. Most things worth ranting about should be kept private I agree. Anyway, I'm sorry you found this place again.

[Qrrrbrbirbel]

On 2005-12-10 20:34, Norvekh wrote:
Anyway, I'm sorry you found this place again.

[Sef]

On 2005-12-10 19:39, Scrub wrote:
But Im less of a bitch than you.

I guess that means something.


It means you're a bitch.