Time for a new sport

[Akdov]

Baseball, football, and soccer are all great but I think it's time we try something new. We need a new twist on these games. How does soccer in an ice rink using a 16lbs bowling ball sound? Or how about tennis in a swimming pool filled with sharks, piranhas, and the greatest monsters ever to inhabit the sea...tuna fish? On top of that monkeys with bazookas will surround the pool and the contestants will be expected to engage in gladiatorial combat. Or how about NASCAR mixed with jousting? Does anyone else have any suggestions?

[Tact]

The 12-pound geoduck toss.

[-Z]

The hundred meter catgirl mash. First one to pummel 100m of catgirl flesh into the ground with a firepoker wins.



I'm going for the record, ma!

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[Kuea]

how about no zi? D:

[Rion772]

How about basketball but when you get the ball giant, evil, flying butt-raping cats chase after you and nibble on your nipples while raging, bloody cow-spider-monkeys throw javelins at you from the top of the hoop. During the gameplay angry fans with pee squirting water guns shoot you in the eyes... The ref. will wear a pink bunny suit and hump the coachs legs and eat their arm pit hairs then after the ref. will throw sharp objects around and screaming random words of hate.

[Neith]

On 2005-12-12 15:05, -Z wrote:
The hundred meter catgirl mash. First one to pummel 100m of catgirl flesh into the ground with a firepoker wins.


*looks at sig* Feck. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

*glomps Uriko*

we can stop him!

[EJ]

On 2005-12-12 15:05, -Z wrote:
The hundred meter catgirl mash. First one to pummel 100m of catgirl flesh into the ground with a firepoker wins.


Sounds fun.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2005-12-12 15:54, Rion772 wrote:
How about basketball but when you get the ball giant, evil, flying butt-raping cats chase after you and nibble on your nipples while raging, bloody cow-spider-monkeys throw javelins at you from the top of the hoop. During the gameplay angry fans with pee squirting water guns shoot you in the eyes... The ref. will wear a pink bunny suit and hump the coachs legs and eat their arm pit hairs then after the ref. will throw sharp objects around and screaming random words of hate.


We're talking about sports, not your sexual fantasies.

[Neith]

On 2005-12-12 16:21, Kuea wrote:
*glomps Uriko*

we can stop him!



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

You got some kind of plan to save all kitteh girl-kind?

When will the killing end? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2005-12-12 17:40, UrikoBB3 wrote:


On 2005-12-12 16:21, Kuea wrote:
*glomps Uriko*

we can stop him!



http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

You got some kind of plan to save all kitteh girl-kind?

When will the killing end? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I'll be the brains of this job, Kuea will be the hot-headed protagonist, and youll sacrifice yourself to the cause in the first ten minutes!
funfun!

[Skuda]

I'm afraid I'm with Zi on this one.

*readies his firepoker*

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Kuea]

On 2005-12-12 17:40, UrikoBB3 wrote:

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

You got some kind of plan to save all kitteh girl-kind?

When will the killing end? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


o.o nah no plan~

but I do have confidance in the fact Zi has yet to kill me o.o

[-Z]

On 2005-12-12 17:40, UrikoBB3 wrote:
You got some kind of plan to save all kitteh girl-kind?

I've got a plan (and an organization) bent solely against that =D



On 2005-12-12 18:01, Scott_Kuda wrote:
I'm afraid I'm with Zi on this one.

*readies his firepoker*

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

I think I might be able to make an olympic event out of this http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2005-12-12 18:43, -Z wrote:


On 2005-12-12 17:40, UrikoBB3 wrote:
You got some kind of plan to save all kitteh girl-kind?

I've got a plan (and an organization) bent solely against that =D



On 2005-12-12 18:01, Scott_Kuda wrote:
I'm afraid I'm with Zi on this one.

*readies his firepoker*

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

I think I might be able to make an olympic event out of this http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


do you know how hard that is?
and do you have any idea how lazy people are? itd take years!

[Kuea]

On 2005-12-12 18:43, -Z wrote:
might be able to make an olympic event out of this http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Not if I can help it http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



On 2005-12-12 18:01, Scott_Kuda wrote:
I'm afraid I'm with Zi on this one.

*readies his firepoker*

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif


You've betrayed Eccy!!! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

[HUnewearl_Meira]

I always thought Soccer would be more interesting if the field weren't flat. Give it obstacles. Rises, falls, maybe some sand pits, varied grass heights, etc. Like a golf course.

[Wyndham]

well, what about blurnsball? futurama has some great ideas.

[Rion772]

On 2005-12-12 16:58, Norvekh wrote:


On 2005-12-12 15:54, Rion772 wrote:
How about basketball but when you get the ball giant, evil, flying butt-raping cats chase after you and nibble on your nipples while raging, bloody cow-spider-monkeys throw javelins at you from the top of the hoop. During the gameplay angry fans with pee squirting water guns shoot you in the eyes... The ref. will wear a pink bunny suit and hump the coachs legs and eat their arm pit hairs then after the ref. will throw sharp objects around and screaming random words of hate.


We're talking about sports, not your sexual fantasies.


Yeah I know...

If that sports not good enough how about tackling in baseball or something. When you run to first base you can tackle the first baseman out of your way...or just bring that bat with you and swing it at him.

[Neith]

On 2005-12-12 19:05, Oran1324 wrote:
well, what about blurnsball? futurama has some great ideas.




MULTIBALL! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2005-12-13 07:01, UrikoBB3 wrote:


On 2005-12-12 19:05, Oran1324 wrote:
well, what about blurnsball? futurama has some great ideas.




MULTIBALL! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



XD
MULTIBALL! MULTIBALLL!!!!!!
see? we NEED blurnsball to survive.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-12-13 03:17, Rion772 wrote:

Yeah I know...

If that sports not good enough how about tackling in baseball or something. When you run to first base you can tackle the first baseman out of your way...or just bring that bat with you and swing it at him.


That was in some weird Midway Baseball game. Ever wanted to smack Barry Bonds? Now's your chance!

(Actually he might have had his 'not in any videogame without paying him money clause' in effect when that game was made so I dunno)

What BASEKETBALL and AND 1 Tennis/Baseball/Bowling not enough for you?

IT IS FOR ME!

Time to play defense in bowling. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[space_butler]

why not play rollerball? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

the origional version, not the shitty one with the jumps...