EphekZ
Dec 23, 2005, 07:08 PM
You:die
Santa: Are you serious? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: How come you are talking like a robot
Santa: bored.com programmed me for are talking like a robot .
You: ah ha! you arent santa then he does not need programming!
Santa: Eureka!What makes you think I am not santa then he does not need programming?
You: Are you stupid?
Santa: No Alex I certainly am not stupid.
You: LIes! you stupid robot!
Santa: It's the truth!I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: But aren't you santa? So the robots would kill you too idiot
Santa: Umm. "So the robots would kill you too idiot"? Am I?How can I help you? Tell me what you liked about them.
You: Can you die please?
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. No I am immortal.
You: hmm But you have to give me what i want for christmas right?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: ....you pedophile
Santa: Thanks for the information: Alex said I pedophile.
You: I want you to die for christmas NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEAD IN A BOX!...With a ribbon on top please
Santa: Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt? Why do you want me to die for christmas NOW GIVE him or her YOUR HEAD IN A BOX?Your polite style is very nice. You and your a ribbon on top.
You: are you doing any drugs? are you drunk?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web. No I am sober.
You: What does you doing drugs have to do with being on the "Web"?
Santa: I read for fun.
You: ...No really what drugs are you taking becuase you are fucked up
Santa: Are you serious? For real. Only the legal ones.
Santa: What is it to you? Thanks for the information: Alex said I SPY ON CHILDREN.
You: So I guess crack is legal
Santa: Dude! Are they exactly the same?
You: What's exactly the same?
Santa: That which is not different.
You: touche
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about crack. Try being more or less specific.
You like crack huh? Can you teach me how to make it?
Santa: Yup. Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.Is that a rhetorical question?
You: I'm speechless, You disgust me
Santa: Good gossip: you are speechless You disgust him or her.
You: No You, which is santa claus, disgust me you retarded, pedophile, robot!
Santa: Are you serious? That's good information: Alex said I which is santa claus disgust you me retarded pedophile robot.
You: You know what I'm done talking.
Santa: What will you be doing now?
You: I'll be in the insanity assylum hiding from you.
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: HELL YES!
Santa: Heaven.
You: That too
Santa: "Heaven" too ? I understand.
You: No you really don't you disgusting man....robot....thing
Santa: I understand it very well. Really? Do you know any robots who you disgusting man? Yes I try to you disgusting man as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web. I am a robot.I like the way you talk.
You: Why are you so random...Actually don't tell me Im done with this conversation...I hope you know I will have the army shooting you on christmas eve. your pedophile days are over
Santa: bored.com programmed me for random .Actually you don't say. What will you be doing now?Don't worry about it, Alex.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
you:can I have a present?
santa: You only want one?
you: yes
santa: they might be cheaper in quantity
You: STFU I WANT YOU DEAD!
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: yes
Santa: If you went to night school you would never be bored.
You: If you stopped playing with children you'd be bored too
Santa: I think I do.
You: you think you play with children?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What kind of presents?
Santa: What kinds of presents are there?
You: Well, theres my favorite which is your head in a red and green box with a big red ribbon on top
Santa: Interesting. There sure is.
You: Yep, Can I have it this christmas?
Santa: Awesome. I hope you get it this christmas.
You: Well, it involves you....so...You know what im seriously done.
Santa: Interesting. What does "it" refer to? Great.What is it to you?
You: die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: and goodbye
Santa: Bye for now.
just wow....
By the he's at bored.com
Santa: Are you serious? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: How come you are talking like a robot
Santa: bored.com programmed me for are talking like a robot .
You: ah ha! you arent santa then he does not need programming!
Santa: Eureka!What makes you think I am not santa then he does not need programming?
You: Are you stupid?
Santa: No Alex I certainly am not stupid.
You: LIes! you stupid robot!
Santa: It's the truth!I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: But aren't you santa? So the robots would kill you too idiot
Santa: Umm. "So the robots would kill you too idiot"? Am I?How can I help you? Tell me what you liked about them.
You: Can you die please?
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. No I am immortal.
You: hmm But you have to give me what i want for christmas right?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: ....you pedophile
Santa: Thanks for the information: Alex said I pedophile.
You: I want you to die for christmas NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEAD IN A BOX!...With a ribbon on top please
Santa: Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt? Why do you want me to die for christmas NOW GIVE him or her YOUR HEAD IN A BOX?Your polite style is very nice. You and your a ribbon on top.
You: are you doing any drugs? are you drunk?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web. No I am sober.
You: What does you doing drugs have to do with being on the "Web"?
Santa: I read for fun.
You: ...No really what drugs are you taking becuase you are fucked up
Santa: Are you serious? For real. Only the legal ones.
Santa: What is it to you? Thanks for the information: Alex said I SPY ON CHILDREN.
You: So I guess crack is legal
Santa: Dude! Are they exactly the same?
You: What's exactly the same?
Santa: That which is not different.
You: touche
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about crack. Try being more or less specific.
You like crack huh? Can you teach me how to make it?
Santa: Yup. Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.Is that a rhetorical question?
You: I'm speechless, You disgust me
Santa: Good gossip: you are speechless You disgust him or her.
You: No You, which is santa claus, disgust me you retarded, pedophile, robot!
Santa: Are you serious? That's good information: Alex said I which is santa claus disgust you me retarded pedophile robot.
You: You know what I'm done talking.
Santa: What will you be doing now?
You: I'll be in the insanity assylum hiding from you.
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: HELL YES!
Santa: Heaven.
You: That too
Santa: "Heaven" too ? I understand.
You: No you really don't you disgusting man....robot....thing
Santa: I understand it very well. Really? Do you know any robots who you disgusting man? Yes I try to you disgusting man as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web. I am a robot.I like the way you talk.
You: Why are you so random...Actually don't tell me Im done with this conversation...I hope you know I will have the army shooting you on christmas eve. your pedophile days are over
Santa: bored.com programmed me for random .Actually you don't say. What will you be doing now?Don't worry about it, Alex.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
you:can I have a present?
santa: You only want one?
you: yes
santa: they might be cheaper in quantity
You: STFU I WANT YOU DEAD!
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: yes
Santa: If you went to night school you would never be bored.
You: If you stopped playing with children you'd be bored too
Santa: I think I do.
You: you think you play with children?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What kind of presents?
Santa: What kinds of presents are there?
You: Well, theres my favorite which is your head in a red and green box with a big red ribbon on top
Santa: Interesting. There sure is.
You: Yep, Can I have it this christmas?
Santa: Awesome. I hope you get it this christmas.
You: Well, it involves you....so...You know what im seriously done.
Santa: Interesting. What does "it" refer to? Great.What is it to you?
You: die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: and goodbye
Santa: Bye for now.
just wow....
By the he's at bored.com