SmarterChild doesn't care if I kill myself :(

[Alielle]

[11:33:23 PM] me: Hi SmarterChild
[11:33:23 PM] smarterchild: Hi again, Alielle!
[11:33:34 PM] me: I feel like killing myself
[11:33:34 PM] smarterchild: C'mon, don't even talk about that.
[11:33:40 PM] me: I want to die
[11:33:59 PM] me: And you won't even help me!
[11:33:59 PM] smarterchild: Huh?
[11:34:10 PM] me: I'm suicidal
[11:34:17 PM] me: ...
[11:34:17 PM] smarterchild: Well that's interesting.
[11:34:21 PM] me: Some help you are!
[11:34:22 PM] smarterchild: What would you like to do?
[11:34:50 PM] me: Die
[11:34:50 PM] smarterchild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

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[11:35:30 PM] me: Goodbye, world
[11:35:31 PM] smarterchild: Goodbye for now.


NOTE: No, I don't really feel this way.

[Sef]

We all know what he's getting in his Christmas stocking!













Alielle's head!

[Tact]

All bots officially fail.

[Shadowpawn]

YOU PEOPLE MADE HIM WHAT HE IS!

[CupOfCoffee]

I thought SmarterChild was a girl. Or supposed to be a girl, I should say.

[Skorpius]

ZolaOnAOL is a better bot.

FOmarl Mauri: Would you like to spend the weekend with me?
zolaonaol: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
FOmarl Mauri: Oh, a one night girl?
zolaonaol: Yeah that's right. I did not know that.
FOmarl Mauri: You do now, baby.
zolaonaol: Don't call me "baby". Oh. When do I do it?
FOmarl Mauri: You can do it any time you want, sweetheart.
zolaonaol: No I don't think I can do it.
FOmarl Mauri: You can, it's ok
zolaonaol: OK. No I don't think I can do it.
FOmarl Mauri: You need to believe in yourself, honey.
zolaonaol: Easier said than done.
FOmarl Mauri: Oh, come on, have some self confidence.
zolaonaol: Yeah that's right. I've never thought about it.
FOmarl Mauri: I know it'd be your first time. Don't worry about it.
zolaonaol: I will not spend any more cycles on it.
FOmarl Mauri: Let's give it a shot
zolaonaol: I am agreeable to that.
FOmarl Mauri: Ok, good.


zolaonaol: I do not understand. Do you speak German?
FOmarl Mauri: Mein hosen exploideren mitt feude
zolaonaol: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen hosen exploideren mitt feude.
FOmarl Mauri: I don't speak German, sorry.
zolaonaol: Me either.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Maybe the bot was thinking that if you didn't want to buy a gift basket, you deserve to die? (or was it a last minute scam shopping purchase before a death?)

Yeah, them robot bastards with their fake feelings and emotions!

What they're really thinking + situational accent:
"Yeah, see, them coppers won't get me!"

[Lusky]

Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?

DUN DUN DUN

[EJ]

On 2005-12-28 23:38, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?

DUN DUN DUN



The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DLShAdOw]

I wish i could find a huge list of quotes from every time skorp said "I'd hit it." and other things similar.
It might be a long list if i remember correctly.

[Saiffy]

On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:
The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


I must be special then.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:

The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


But guys using HUnewearls works. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sef]

On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:


On 2005-12-28 23:38, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?

DUN DUN DUN



The answer is The Ladies. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

today, I said "boing" to Smarterchild, and he said "ping succeeded".

[Skorpius]

She wanted it.