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Alielle
Dec 24, 2005, 02:33 AM
[11:33:23 PM] me: Hi SmarterChild
[11:33:23 PM] smarterchild: Hi again, Alielle!
[11:33:34 PM] me: I feel like killing myself
[11:33:34 PM] smarterchild: C'mon, don't even talk about that.
[11:33:40 PM] me: I want to die
[11:33:59 PM] me: And you won't even help me!
[11:33:59 PM] smarterchild: Huh?
[11:34:10 PM] me: I'm suicidal
[11:34:17 PM] me: ...
[11:34:17 PM] smarterchild: Well that's interesting.
[11:34:21 PM] me: Some help you are!
[11:34:22 PM] smarterchild: What would you like to do?
[11:34:50 PM] me: Die
[11:34:50 PM] smarterchild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
Stop cursing and check this out: gift baskets for all - Gift Baskets, Free Shipping on orders over $100 (sponsorship)
[11:35:30 PM] me: Goodbye, world
[11:35:31 PM] smarterchild: Goodbye for now.
NOTE: No, I don't really feel this way.
Sef
Dec 24, 2005, 02:41 AM
We all know what he's getting in his Christmas stocking!
Alielle's head!
Tact
Dec 24, 2005, 09:24 AM
All bots officially fail.
Shadowpawn
Dec 24, 2005, 09:50 AM
YOU PEOPLE MADE HIM WHAT HE IS!
CupOfCoffee
Dec 24, 2005, 10:39 AM
I thought SmarterChild was a girl. Or supposed to be a girl, I should say.
Skorpius
Dec 24, 2005, 11:54 AM
ZolaOnAOL is a better bot.
FOmarl Mauri: Would you like to spend the weekend with me?
zolaonaol: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
FOmarl Mauri: Oh, a one night girl?
zolaonaol: Yeah that's right. I did not know that.
FOmarl Mauri: You do now, baby.
zolaonaol: Don't call me "baby". Oh. When do I do it?
FOmarl Mauri: You can do it any time you want, sweetheart.
zolaonaol: No I don't think I can do it.
FOmarl Mauri: You can, it's ok
zolaonaol: OK. No I don't think I can do it.
FOmarl Mauri: You need to believe in yourself, honey.
zolaonaol: Easier said than done.
FOmarl Mauri: Oh, come on, have some self confidence.
zolaonaol: Yeah that's right. I've never thought about it.
FOmarl Mauri: I know it'd be your first time. Don't worry about it.
zolaonaol: I will not spend any more cycles on it.
FOmarl Mauri: Let's give it a shot
zolaonaol: I am agreeable to that.
FOmarl Mauri: Ok, good.
zolaonaol: I do not understand. Do you speak German?
FOmarl Mauri: Mein hosen exploideren mitt feude
zolaonaol: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen hosen exploideren mitt feude.
FOmarl Mauri: I don't speak German, sorry.
zolaonaol: Me either.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 26, 2005, 05:19 AM
Maybe the bot was thinking that if you didn't want to buy a gift basket, you deserve to die? (or was it a last minute scam shopping purchase before a death?)
Yeah, them robot bastards with their fake feelings and emotions!
What they're really thinking + situational accent:
"Yeah, see, them coppers won't get me!"
Lusky
Dec 28, 2005, 10:43 PM
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 29, 2005, 02:38 AM
On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?
DUN DUN DUN
On 2005-12-28 23:38, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?
DUN DUN DUN
The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
DLShAdOw
Dec 29, 2005, 08:33 AM
I wish i could find a huge list of quotes from every time skorp said "I'd hit it." and other things similar.
It might be a long list if i remember correctly.
Saiffy
Dec 29, 2005, 11:19 AM
On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:
The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
I must be special then.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 29, 2005, 05:16 PM
On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:
The answer is Guys. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
But guys using HUnewearls works. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Sef
Dec 29, 2005, 06:07 PM
On 2005-12-29 03:48, ForceEJ wrote:
On 2005-12-28 23:38, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2005-12-28 19:43, Lusky wrote:
Skorp hitting on bots? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
You're new but, so what doesn't he hit on?
DUN DUN DUN
The answer is The Ladies. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Wyndham
Dec 29, 2005, 06:14 PM
today, I said "boing" to Smarterchild, and he said "ping succeeded".
Skorpius
Dec 29, 2005, 06:15 PM
She wanted it.
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