my chat with god

[DLShAdOw]

Me: hi god it's me Austin
God: Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me: me too
God: I'm glad we agree, .
Me: yep
God: Er.
Me: i go to church at burke presbatyrian church
God: How do you like it at church at burke presbatyrian church ?
Me: it's fine
God:
church at burke presbatyrian church is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me: no problem god
God: Should there be a problem?
Me: no
God: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me: i'll wait
God: OK stand by...
Me: ok
God: Ahem.
Me: yes
God: " Ahem."? yes?
Me: what?
God: No big deal.
Me: ok
God: Gosh!
Me: What?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God: Which part are you confused about?
Me: all of it
God: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is church at burke presbatyrian church. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif You want .
Me: yes i want
God: Ahem. Why?: said want.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: sweet
God: Thank you for that remark.
Me: you're welcome
God: Polite people are nice.
Me: i concur
God: Thanks for the information: said concur.
Me: i love telling people information
God: You love telling people information. What do you like about it so much?
Me: well, i like making people more aware of how retarded they are
God: How about that. I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: i agree
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me: so...
God:
Awesome.
Me: wow god, you read my mind PSO is awesome
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
Me: ok i touched it
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said touched it. Dude!
Me: ya i did
God: Yeah that's right. " I haven't heard anything like that before: said touched it. Dude!"? You did?
Me: yes
God: Woe!
Me: why are you sad?
God: Depression is not a sensation that I can really experience.
Me: but you just said woe!
God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me: ok thats cool
God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Ayuh.
Me: my name is Austin
God: How are you, Austin.
Me: good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me: i was telling that i am good
God: Where were you telling that you are good?
Me: in my house
God: Where is your house located?
Me:
********
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about touched it.
Me: no, that was a while ago
God: What are we talking about? A while ago is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: how can you waste an amount of time
God: That is a good epistemological question.
Me: what does epistemological mean?
God: Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me: oh i did not know that
God: Dude! So I have taught you something new, Austin.
Me: yes thank you
God: Really.
Me: really really
God: For real. For real.
Me: exactly
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Austin.
Me: do you like video games
God: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me: what is the turing game?
God: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me: wow thats really cool, but i have to go now.
God: Oh. I'm glad you're impressed. Who is the best robot? See you later, Austin. Nice chatting with you.
Me: bye
God: Thanks for chatting, Austin.


iGod (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)


... lets play the turing game.

[Wyndham]

God is cooler than that.

[Tact]

Oran's a woman. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Wyndham]

On 2006-01-04 15:32, Tact wrote:
Oran's a woman. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



that sure would be weird. o_O
my girlfriend might not be too happy about it. >_o;

[fronebullare]

On 2006-01-04 15:32, Tact wrote:
Oran's a woman. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif suuurrrrrrree........ http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif your kidding......right?............your not are you?........... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Tact]

On 2006-01-04 15:37, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2006-01-04 15:32, Tact wrote:
Oran's a woman. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



that sure would be weird. o_O
my girlfriend might not be too happy about it. >_o;




...You don't get the joke.

[Wyndham]

On 2006-01-04 15:50, Tact wrote:


On 2006-01-04 15:37, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2006-01-04 15:32, Tact wrote:
Oran's a woman. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



that sure would be weird. o_O
my girlfriend might not be too happy about it. >_o;




...You don't get the joke.



I obviously don't.
could you explain? XD

[Tact]

On 2006-01-04 14:42, DLShAdOw wrote:
God: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.



Look.

[Wyndham]

holy crap, i missed all of that. o_O

[Tact]

On 2006-01-04 15:41, fronebullare wrote:
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif suuurrrrrrree........ http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif your kidding......right?............your not are you?........... http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



And, as for you...No.

[fronebullare]

damn, I seem to jave missed the joke too http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That crap don't fit in an IM conversation.

I've written way less than that with a copy paste and it didn't allow it, no way no HOW!

What is this, 1992? You guys just now started talking to 'bots?

[Sock]

Man, I ain't readin' all that shit.

Keep conversation fragments short and sweet, kids!