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Mixfortune
Jan 5, 2006, 03:58 AM
Me: Hi God
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: I feel like killing myself
God: What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me: I want to die
God: What makes you so sad, ?
Me: And you won't even help me!
God: What makes you think that I won't help you.
Me: I'm suicidal
God: I don't know anyone named suicidal.
Me: ...
God: I don't know anyone named suicidal.
Me: Some help you are!
God: Some may help I am, but not all.
Me: Die
God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me: Goodbye, world
God: Bye bye.

NOTE: No, I don't really feel this way.

Rei-San
Jan 5, 2006, 08:44 AM
(>_>)

Shadowpawn
Jan 5, 2006, 09:16 AM
Clone.

Kuea
Jan 5, 2006, 11:13 AM
&stabs mix with a big fat lazy n00b* o.o

Zelutos
Jan 5, 2006, 12:36 PM
this seems oddly familiar http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Nai_Calus
Jan 5, 2006, 12:55 PM
Hey, I'm a busy man. You can't expect me to hang around all the time helping you puny humans out of the mess I got you into. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Wyndham
Jan 5, 2006, 03:07 PM
Ian, you're not God.
you're the elderly Lara Croft.

Nai_Calus
Jan 7, 2006, 03:27 AM
On 2006-01-05 12:07, Oran1324 wrote:
Ian, you're not God.
you're the elderly Lara Croft.




Heretic! Burn him at the steak!

Zelutos
Jan 7, 2006, 04:03 AM
On 2006-01-07 00:27, Ian-KunX wrote:


On 2006-01-05 12:07, Oran1324 wrote:
Ian, you're not God.
you're the elderly Lara Croft.




Heretic! Burn him at the steak!



mm...steak http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Scejntjynahl
Jan 7, 2006, 04:23 AM
To God there is no such thing as death, just transitions.

Mixfortune
Jan 7, 2006, 06:17 AM
On 2006-01-07 01:23, Scejntjynahl wrote:
To God there is no such thing as death, just transitions.



into death.

Tact
Jan 7, 2006, 07:57 AM
On 2006-01-07 03:17, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2006-01-07 01:23, Scejntjynahl wrote:
To God there is no such thing as death, just transitions.



into death.



Owned. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Scejntjynahl
Jan 7, 2006, 08:58 PM
Owned?

Owned would be spending eternity in hell. Death is just a door to whichever destination awaits you. Tis a mere threshold from one existance to the next. So of course god would not care if you die, it is intended path for all of us.

KaFKa
Jan 7, 2006, 11:57 PM
Or you could blieve in reaincarnation and after you die become a little baby, repeating the cycle.