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Heygangsta213
Feb 23, 2006, 01:33 AM
*Billy starts running into the room*

(Billy:) SUUUUUUUUUUE!

*Billy trips in front of sue*

(sue:) can I help you?
(Billy:) I can't find my captain fathead!
(sue:) Raven's next door
*canned laughter*

(Billy:) no I mean my action figure...

*sues quiet*

(Billy:) the one I kept talking about over and over...

*sues still quiet*

(Billy:) the one I wanted so bad...

*sues still quiet*

(Billy:) I kept yanking out Kireeks wires until you went and bought
one...

*sues still quiet*

(Billy:) ah, you damned hunters, with your swords...and your attack
power...all bite and no brain...
(sue:) again, Raven's next door..
*canned laughter*
(Billy:) fine, maybe raven can help me look for it

*bill walks out door*
*while sues reading her book, a loud explosion occurs next door,
sues not startled at all, she just keeps reading*

(Billy:) *yells in distance* something tells me Raven doesn't like
male visitors!! *stronger canned laughter* well....seeing how the
whole house exploded....I don't think Raven's home anymore! *canned
laughter*

*Kireek walks into room bumping into walls*

(Kireek:) anyone in here?!
(sue:) something wrong Kireek?
(Kireek:) who said that?!

*Kireeks starts using his sonar vision*

(Kireek:) I'm detecting to large 'humps' on this persons
chest.....SUE!
*canned laughter*
(sue:) you ok?
(Kireek:) no I'm blind
(sue:) why's that may I ask?
(Kireek:) Billy put my head in the freezer, I never knew I was in
the freezer until it was too late....now I'm blind!
*canned laughter*
(sue:) what else is new?
*canned laughter*

*sue turns on T.v*

(some chick on TV:)-leaving thousands laughing to their
death...what a bunch of suckers. In other news: we are expecting a
deadly storm heading exactly where my perverted idiot ex-boyfriend
is.
(raven:) *in distance* I find that offensive!
*canned laughter*

(sue:) great...seeing as raven lives next door to us-
(Kireek:) yet raven still is still on his 'mission' to find you
*canned laughter*
(sue:) great to hear Kireek....*puts on lamp top to hide self*
*raven puts his face against their window*
(raven:) wheres sue!? oh, is that her? no that's just a lamp
*raven goes away*
(sue:) gets him every time..
*canned laughter*
(sue:)...anyway, I guess we're to have another storm
(kireek:) oh if its the storm of the century, im so gonna move to
another soap opra....
(sue:) look on the bright side...at least Billy'll die with his
good underwear
*canned laughter*
to be continued...

Bear
Feb 23, 2006, 06:02 PM
stop that

Atayin
Feb 23, 2006, 06:05 PM
On 2006-02-23 15:02, Bear wrote:
stop that



Seriously. Knock it off.

Balthor
Feb 23, 2006, 07:01 PM
What the shit?

Sef
Feb 23, 2006, 07:12 PM
This looks like a topic right outta FKL.

Atayin
Feb 23, 2006, 07:20 PM
I think this is Bear's opportunity to maul somebody.

Ketchup345
Feb 23, 2006, 08:35 PM
Welcome.

Spam goes in FKL.

Tact
Feb 23, 2006, 08:48 PM
As a supplement to Ketchup's welcome...

You regulars all know this is coming...




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