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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2006, 10:29 PM
A DVD section of the store solely portioned out to a Steven Seagal section, Jackie Chan section, and for the real gangstas(I mean internet nerds with crushes on him by referencing him everywhere) Chuck Norris.

That would really narrow down my DVD shelf browsing time considerably.

All in favor say "I".

Atayin
Feb 24, 2006, 10:32 PM
Chuck Norris will refuse to be put on the same shelf as Steven Segal and Jackie Chan. When you wake up the next morning and open your eyes, you will be met by a swift roundhouse kick to the face by your Chuck Norris DVD.

EDIT: Err... I mean, "I"

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washuguy
Feb 24, 2006, 10:32 PM
pIe!!!!!!!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2006, 10:42 PM
On 2006-02-24 19:32, Atayin wrote:
Chuck Norris will refuse to be put on the same shelf as Steven Segal and Jackie Chan. When you wake up the next morning and open your eyes, you will be met by a swift roundhouse kick to the face by your Chuck Norris DVD.

EDIT: Err... I mean, "I"

Chuck Norris only shelf/section you nerdy nerdo man crush on Chuck.

Jackie Chan only shelf

Sammo Hung, Bruce Lee & Leeroy, David Carridine only,
Etc.

Blitzkommando
Feb 24, 2006, 11:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/pcstuff/40b13b42.jpg

вепр!

Atayin
Feb 24, 2006, 11:16 PM
On 2006-02-24 19:42, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2006-02-24 19:32, Atayin wrote:
Chuck Norris will refuse to be put on the same shelf as Steven Segal and Jackie Chan. When you wake up the next morning and open your eyes, you will be met by a swift roundhouse kick to the face by your Chuck Norris DVD.

EDIT: Err... I mean, "I"

Chuck Norris only shelf/section you wonderful wonderful man crush on Jessica Biel.

Jackie Chan only shelf

Sammo Hung, Bruce Lee & Leeroy, David Carridine only,
Etc.




Seriously, Samo is the man. He had a show where there was a whole fight scene with him in a chicken suit. How is that guy so big after all that hard work?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 24, 2006, 11:19 PM
Even still, dude being heavy set can kick a hell of a lot more ass, with kicks to boot, than Chuck Norris.

So go back to your Chuck shrine behind your closet shirt-rack a la Hey Arnold's Helga. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

And as for why he's fat?

I dunno, too much cheese/meat?

Or because fat guys kicking ass look way cooler. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Atayin
Feb 24, 2006, 11:29 PM
Chuck Norris traveled back in time to assasinate Samo Hung while he was eating chicken at a 2 for 1 sale at Popeye's. However, Chuck norris brutally failed as he was vaporized by Samo Hung's crippling karate chop after attempting to steal one of his chicken wings.

You lose, Chuck.

Wyndham
Feb 25, 2006, 10:37 AM
On 2006-02-24 20:29, Atayin wrote:
Chuck Norris traveled back in time to assasinate Samo Hung while he was eating chicken at a 2 for 1 sale at Popeye's. However, Chuck norris brutally failed as he was vaporized by Samo Hung's crippling karate chop after attempting to steal one of his chicken wings.

You lose, Chuck.



Yor n00ble is showing.

Shadowpawn
Feb 25, 2006, 11:41 AM
On 2006-02-25 07:37, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2006-02-24 20:29, Atayin wrote:
Chuck Norris traveled back in time to assasinate Samo Hung while he was eating chicken at a 2 for 1 sale at Popeye's. However, Chuck norris brutally failed as he was vaporized by Samo Hung's crippling karate chop after attempting to steal one of his chicken wings.

You lose, Chuck.



Yor n00ble is showing.

WHERE1?!?!!?!?

Tystys
Feb 25, 2006, 12:16 PM
Chuck Norris PHAILS.....

Tact
Feb 25, 2006, 12:17 PM
On 2006-02-25 09:16, Tystys wrote:
Chuck Norris PWNS me.....



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tystys
Feb 25, 2006, 12:18 PM
STFU
NOOB

Tact
Feb 25, 2006, 12:19 PM
On 2006-02-25 09:18, Tystys wrote:
STFU
ME



>_>

Tystys
Feb 25, 2006, 12:19 PM
Hey! I'm not that much of a noob, http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Wyndham
Feb 25, 2006, 05:20 PM
On 2006-02-25 09:19, Tystys wrote:
Hey! I'm not that much of a noob, http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


Well, you WEREN'T, but then you posted.

Atayin
Feb 25, 2006, 05:38 PM
On 2006-02-24 20:13, Norvekh wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/pcstuff/40b13b42.jpg

вепр!



That is pure GOLD

DizzyDi
Feb 25, 2006, 10:11 PM
On 2006-02-25 14:20, Oran1324 wrote:


On 2006-02-25 09:19, Tystys wrote:
Hey! I'm not that much of a noob, http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


Well, you WEREN'T, but then you posted.




OWNED.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 25, 2006, 11:01 PM
On 2006-02-25 14:38, Atayin wrote:
That is pure GOLD


That wasn't there last time!

HAXEROONIE NOODLE

Blitzkommando
Feb 26, 2006, 12:39 AM
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero.

>HAYABUSA-FMW-

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 26, 2006, 12:42 AM
WHAT?
http://www.hkdvdheaven.co.uk/sammo1.jpg

These two are also funny:
http://cine-hk.chez-alice.fr/Hkcine/Portraits/samohung-luckystars.jpghttp://cine-hk.chez-alice.fr/Hkcine/Portraits/hungsamo.jpg

Tact
Feb 26, 2006, 09:52 AM
*Ahnold "WHY?" picture*

EJ
Feb 26, 2006, 09:58 AM
What this deal with chuck norris now? Is it because of that ultimate battle flash?

Surprise no one saying anything about Mr. rogers then :/

Tact
Feb 26, 2006, 09:59 AM
What, with the bloodied sweater?

EJ
Feb 26, 2006, 10:00 AM
Exactly!

Tact
Feb 26, 2006, 10:02 AM
On 2006-02-26 06:58, ForceEJ wrote:
Surprise no one saying anything about Mr. rogers then :/



*says something about Mr. Rogers*

Stormsworder
Feb 26, 2006, 10:36 AM
My friends in NJROTC were the ones who started the whole Chuck Norris craze at our school. << But we all firmly believe... Mr. T OWNS Chuck Norris http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Tact
Feb 26, 2006, 10:59 AM
Someone needs to make a picture of Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Stormsworder
Feb 26, 2006, 11:02 AM
XD I'll suggest that to one of the academic members tomorrow and see what they say XD If I know Scott, he'll do it all right. >>

Tact
Feb 26, 2006, 11:28 AM
On 2006-02-26 08:02, Stormsworder wrote:
If I know Scott, he'll do it all right. >>



o: Kuda. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Stormsworder
Feb 26, 2006, 01:43 PM
XD I knew you would think that. >> No, Scott our other Lt. Commander in NJROTC.