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Atayin
Feb 28, 2006, 12:15 PM
I'd never spend 20k on this badboy, but look (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/miscellaneous/B00067F1CE/qid%3D1141147116/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-0349747-0318212)

Reminds me of something out of Star Wars or Mad Max.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00067F1CE.01-A1K6WA0VRJP9VZ.PT07.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I bet it would come in handy if the future is post-holocaust, road warriorish and we all have to fight over gas, but I wonder how people would react to seeing it drive down the street.


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Jehosaphaty
Feb 28, 2006, 01:15 PM
A horrible mistake!, February 28, 2006
Reviewer: Jonathan Bennett (Orlando, FL USA) - See all my reviews


I can not recommend this automobile.

Apparently they built the transmission backwards on my particular tank. My two lovely children were watching from the front when I put the tank in reverse, but instead of going backwards it shot forward and ran them both over, killing them instantly.

I'm heartbroken, I'm now $20,000 in credit card debt, and my wife is trying to say it was somehow my fault for buying it in the first place. I do NOT recommend this tank.

The only good thing about it is that it gets better gas mileage than my Hummer.

Shadowpawn
Feb 28, 2006, 01:24 PM
Finally, a tank you can trust,
December 1, 2005
Thomas Dunham "Los Pepes"
(Catonsville, Maryland United States)

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

Shadowpawn
Feb 28, 2006, 01:25 PM
But we all know these reviews are full of BS.

Atayin
Feb 28, 2006, 01:33 PM
I read the reviews for the sheer comedy

HUnewearl_Meira
Feb 28, 2006, 02:53 PM
Reminds me of a decommissioned, underground military base in Oregon I saw for sale on eBay, once.

Tact
Feb 28, 2006, 03:38 PM
Looks like a sand skiff...

Atayin
Feb 28, 2006, 03:49 PM
On 2006-02-28 11:53, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Reminds me of a decommissioned, underground military base in Oregon I saw for sale on eBay, once.



Wow @ the things people sell online.

Rediculous.


EDIT: Reeeeeee freakin deee diculous!


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Tact
Feb 28, 2006, 04:22 PM
Uncle put the sun on eBay once...

Solstis
Feb 28, 2006, 04:30 PM
There is no "e" in "Ridiculous."

Right now, I am thinking of Family Guy.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 28, 2006, 08:58 PM
That ugly banana cone looking car with 330 MPG I linked to looks hotter than that.