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Deathscythealpha
Mar 6, 2006, 04:53 PM
Picked by small mammals.

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_indprod/xlc_1936/Monkey%20Picked%20Tea.html

And if you have the time, can you regurgitate my coffee?

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/aaasmt/index.php/url_indprod/xlc_2230/Weasel%20Coffee.html

*Smokes his manly British Pipe*

navci
Mar 6, 2006, 04:59 PM
You people are animal abusers! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif OMG DIE!

Sagasu
Mar 6, 2006, 05:02 PM
Humans make for more loyal pets, though.

Kizaragu
Mar 6, 2006, 05:02 PM
Monkey tea.
once you've gone ape, you never go back.

Deathscythealpha
Mar 6, 2006, 05:13 PM
On 2006-03-06 14:02, Sagasu wrote:
Humans make for more loyal pets, though.



Only the commoners, and they take some training. Theyre also awful at picking my Tea, unlike the monkey, who is an expert.

*Sips tea and smokes his pipe some more*

Sagasu
Mar 6, 2006, 05:20 PM
I suppose you may place those skills in high regard,

But I, however, shall remain faithfull to those who provide more valuable.. services.

Deathscythealpha
Mar 6, 2006, 05:34 PM
They collect the mail for you?

Atayin
Mar 6, 2006, 05:39 PM
jjflakdsfjkl;

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Aisha_Clan-Clan
Mar 6, 2006, 05:52 PM
EDIT: Maybe I should be bracing myself, now.

I agree. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/Aisha_Clan_Clan_Prower/SmilleCycle.gif

Stormsworder
Mar 6, 2006, 10:18 PM
*blink, blink* Uhh... *goes hide under her bed* AHH! Scary peoplez! <<

Deathscythealpha
Mar 7, 2006, 05:03 AM
No, Scary British People.

Just because we prefer our tea hand picked by monkeys and look down upon the commoners doesnt mean we are any different from anyone else...we are just better.

*Sips more tea*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2006, 05:41 AM
Are you going to buy one of these:


If you would like to purchase a case of this item please let us know and we will make this option available at a discounted price

Buy a large case, get a discount of that weasel regurgitated coffee! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Neith
Mar 7, 2006, 06:23 AM
Monkey-picked tea and weasel-regurgitated coffee? Great for that Sunday scone you were planning on having after the croquet.

Yes, I am British, and have never seen any of us play croquet. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Deathscythealpha
Mar 7, 2006, 11:21 AM
On 2006-03-07 03:23, UrikoBB3 wrote:

Yes, I am British, and have never seen any of us play croquet. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



You know, I've never seen anyone play croquet either. I think it must be a fictional sport made up for film and television.

And my flatmate has ordered some of the Monkey Picked Tea from eBay, so when it arrives and I next partake in my afternoon cup of tea, I will have to update on how fabulous it is.