Chuck Norris Quotes-Got 'Em?

[DonRoyale]

Put 'em here.

Did you now Chuck Norris is infact Luke Skywalker's father?

Chuck Norris has never, and will never make a spelling mistake. If he does, the Webster dictionary will change the spelling of the word.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

If Chuck Norris ever fought a demon, who would win? Well, the demon would win by default, because Chuck Norris would be too bus fightning Satan, a much more worthy adversary http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Well, if ya got something, post it here.

God I suck at telling jokes. >>

[FOAtHeart]

Chuck Norris is stupid.

[Bot-Bot]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

[Blitzkommando]

Chuck, Carlos, Norris is a good friend of Sean Hannity. He is notably conservative in his political stance and supports President Bush, the War on Terror, and the war in Iraq. Chuck Norris became an 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, the first in the Western Hemisphere to achieve this feat. He is considered a "Grand Master" in this discipline. His birthday is tomorrow, March 10, and he will be 66.

[Scrub]

This is NOT The Barrens.

[Skorpius]

Judging by your title, you'd think you'd have enough Resistance to NOT put so many fucking +'s.

Nevermind mind. Carry on. :3

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[Daikarin]

These are old, but here goes:

1) Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. That horse's descendants are known as "Giraffes".

2) Once Superman and Chuck Norris had an arm wrestling contest, and whichever lost would have to wear underwear inside-out for the rest of his life.

3) Asian people have thin eyes due to a genetic evolution of their natural face defenses against Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.

4) Chuck Norris doesn't sleep: He waits.

5) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're dead.

6) The ozone layer's hole was formed when Chuck Norris sneezed at the sky.

7) Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

8) Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.

9) Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo hides in "Where's Waldo".

10) The great wall of China was built to prevent Chuck Norris from entering that country. They failed miserably.

11) Chuck Norris was to be the main character in the Street Fighter game. He was removed because every button made him do a roundhouse kick.

13) Chuck Norris once played the roulette with a fully loaded magnum 44 and won.

14) There's no chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard: Just another fist.

15) Chuck Norris sleeps with his bedroom light on. The dark is afraid of HIM.

16) There was no Hiroshima nor Nagasaki: What happened was that Chuck Norris ate a rotten sushi and burped there.

17) Scientists proved that a supernova unleashes energy equal to 1CNRhK (1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick).

18) The original Star Wars title was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger", starring Chuck Norris.

19) Chuck Norris refused that role, because if he used "The Force", Darth Vader would talk like a little girl to the rest of his life.

20) Dinosaurs gave Chuck Norris a glare, once. Once.

21) Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

22) Before he forgot a present for Chuck Norris, there was a Santa Claus.

23) When he urinates, Chuck Norris pierces steel.

24) When on an exam, always write "Chuck Norris." on the answer sheet, on every question. You'll get A's.

25) The bermuda triangle was a square until Chuck Norris gave a roundhouse kick to one of the corners.

26) There were no weapons of mass destruction on Iraq: Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

27) The original name of the Bible was "Chuck Norris & friends".

28) Bruce Banner gets mad, and he becomes Hulk. Hulk gets mad, and he becomes Chuck Norris.

29) When Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be back", he went to get Chuck Norris.

30) Chuck Norris knows what's the last number of "pi".

31) In the first "Jurassic Park", The T-Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing both.

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[DonRoyale]

Well, that will be a painful reminder never to use too many +'s again.

I hate Rappy HUnter......It suits my friend, Jay, more. He's STILL hunting Pal's for the real Agito (Pinky)

Where's a non-girlish Sailgun avatar when you need one?

Sailgun's hawt. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I'm wierd like that. >>

[Skorpius]

Nothing wrong with Saligun. And there's also nothing wrong in using an avatar of a hawt chix. Look at me.

[DLShAdOw]

Chuck Norris is not stupid. He is a perfectly respectable member of society, and is working to stop the influence of drugs on children in America.

However the Chuck Norris fad is stupid.

Here are some Chuck Norris related links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Wyndham]

Chuck Norris isn'ty pro or anti in anything, he wins no matter what he thinks.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Conan O' Brien had a lever that showed chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger whenever he pulled it.

What a fun job that would be.

There was a weird one with some kid talking about abuse or something. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
then there was one where Chuck kicked a guy into some lava or something even.