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Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 06:31 PM
Only a samurai can kill a samurai.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/Sam7/samurai7_ep04_04.jpg

Who among you are also Samurai?!

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 06:32 PM
I'm a Sniper. I could kill your samurai before he knew I was there.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 06:56 PM
On 2006-03-10 15:32, LSF wrote:
I'm a Sniper. I could kill your samurai before he knew I was there.



The scent and flow of the air changes with killer intent. Samurai is always ready. Samurai > Sniper.

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 10, 2006, 07:02 PM
Snipingis a fine art... but I use a much more logical approach.... weapons with little accuracy (smg's and shotties) so even a samurai skill in the art of Ijitsu (fighting against guns with a sword) they couldn't block ALL my shots so this leads to my equation................... Sgt. Shligger > samurai

simple as that.

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:15 PM
I can cover my scent with my biological surroundings so you can't smell me.

Sniper > Samurai



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PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 07:28 PM
They all burn the same.

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:30 PM
*Puts on flame suit* 'Not anymore'

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 07:48 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:30, LSF wrote:
*Puts on flame suit* 'Not anymore'



You've just saved me the trouble =)

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 07:49 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:30, LSF wrote:
*Puts on flaming suit* 'Not anymore'



You mock the way of the Samurai... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:49 PM
^ Obviously doesn't know what a flame suit is.

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:52 PM
Where did you get 'FlamING' suit from?

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 07:54 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:49, LSF wrote:
^ Obviously doesn't know what a flame suit is.



Sure I do, but why bother wearing a "flame suit" when its smarter to wear the "Anti-flame suit"?

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:55 PM
Takes longer to type. If I felt I had time at the time I would have posted 'flame-resistant overalls'.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 07:56 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/forum/einstein.jpg

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 07:58 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:55, LSF wrote:
Takes longer to type. If I felt I had time at the time I would have posted 'flame-resistant overalls'.



And that is why you fail. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:58 PM
What the fuck is going on here now? Einstein sucks, Science SUCKS, EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 07:59 PM
What the hell is going on here now? Einstein sucks, scientists SUCK, SCIENCE SUCKS!!!!

LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 08:01 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:58, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2006-03-10 16:55, LSF wrote:
Takes longer to type. If I felt I had time at the time I would have posted 'flame-resistant overalls'.



And that is why you fail. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Wrong, you do because you mis-understood in the first place.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 08:11 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:59, LSF wrote:
What the hell is going on here now? Einstein sucks, scientists SUCK, SCIENCE SUCKS!!!!



I understand, but I am afraid you are mistaken. Einstein is a great samurai. He is also scientist. Therefore, science is the way of the samurai. So you see, now that it is therefore impossible for any of these things to suck? It would not be the way of the samurai.

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 08:37 PM
On 2006-03-10 17:01, LSF wrote:


On 2006-03-10 16:58, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2006-03-10 16:55, LSF wrote:
Takes longer to type. If I felt I had time at the time I would have posted 'flame-resistant overalls'.



And that is why you fail. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif




Wrong, you do because you mis-understood in the first place.



I didn't misunderstand anything. You failed to say flame-resistant, therefore you are wearing a flaming suit.

Either way my initial statement stays - - They all burn the same.

EJ
Mar 10, 2006, 08:42 PM
Swords are generally useless when fighting against magic.

Jive18
Mar 10, 2006, 08:48 PM
Ninjas > Samurais > Snipers

Can't kill what you can't see http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif.

DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:23 PM
Pirates > Einstien > Snipers > Samurai > Ninja.

Bitches.

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 09:25 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:23, DizzyDi wrote:
Pirates > Einstien > Snipers > Samurai > Ninja.

< Bitches.



amirite?

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 09:27 PM
Yes, ok. Ninjas are awesome, but Samurai are too busy blowing up anime spaceship things and dodging bullets to bother with a ninja!! Ninjas should stick to fighting pirates, for, hide and seek is not the way of the samurai.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/Sam7/391_163_02.jpg


Samurai > Flying spaceship things with ninjas, pirates, bandits and snipers on them



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DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:31 PM
http://kenshin.gamesurf.it/cart/cards/10.jpg

Samurai are also too busy being complete pussies and starring is annoying animes in which they preach the whole time. Pirates... On the other hand

http://c-leaf.cool.ne.jp/original/stardust/pirate.jpg

Well...A picture says a thousand words.

Tact
Mar 10, 2006, 09:33 PM
I think the Swords vs. Guns thread's happened before... (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=92646&forum=14)

No bumping, please. Another old thread.

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 09:42 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:31, DizzyDi wrote:
http://c-leaf.cool.ne.jp/original/stardust/pirate.jpg

Well...A picture says a thousand words.



Oh please, the tortured look has been played to death. That pirate barely holds a candle to a girl scout troop.



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Nai_Calus
Mar 10, 2006, 09:43 PM
And a few well-placed magic spells own all of them. You guys' point is?

Also, this is a robe. Not a dress.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 09:43 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:33, Tact wrote:
I think the Swords vs. Guns thread's happened before... (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=92646&forum=14)

No bumping, please. Another old thread.



This is a SAMURAI THREAD. Please put on reading glasses if you can not see the thread title!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/forum/you_fail.jpg



*The AT-AT was destroyed, courtesy of a Samurai

DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:50 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:42, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2006-03-10 18:31, DizzyDi wrote:
http://c-leaf.cool.ne.jp/original/stardust/pirate.jpg

Well...A picture says a thousand words.



Oh please, the tortured look has been played to death. That pirate barely holds a candle to a girl scout troop.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2006-03-10 18:44 ]</font>


TORTURED? YOU DON'T TORTURE A DEMON PIRATE WITH DREADLOCKS! YOU FLY, FOOL, YOU FLY!

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 09:52 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:50, DizzyDi wrote:


On 2006-03-10 18:42, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2006-03-10 18:31, DizzyDi wrote:
http://c-leaf.cool.ne.jp/original/stardust/pirate.jpg

Well...A picture says a thousand words.



Oh please, the tortured look has been played to death. That pirate barely holds a candle to a girl scout troop.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2006-03-10 18:44 ]</font>


TORTURED? YOU DON'T TORTURE A DEMON PIRATE WITH DREADLOCKS! YOU FLY, FOOL, YOU FLY!



Case in point.

DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:52 PM
Also...

http://www.piratesofdarkwater.net/gfx/char-ioz.jpg

Pirates of Black Water, bitches. Ninjas can't even swim.

DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:55 PM
Fly as in run, really fast. Even if you did REALLY fly at him, he'd like...Demon shank you with his demon pirate rapier or something. C'mon now. Only ONE Ninja can stand up to a pirate, and thats Ryu Hayabusa, and Zack keeps him in check so...

Pirates > Ninjas

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 09:57 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:55, DizzyDi wrote:
Fly as in run, really fast. Even if you did REALLY fly at him, he'd like...Demon shank you with his demon pirate rapier or something. C'mon now. Only ONE Ninja can stand up to a pirate, and thats Ryu Hayabusa, and Zack keeps him in check so...

Pirates > Ninjas



Ninja? Just a second ago you were comparing SAMURAI to Pirates. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 09:57 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:52, DizzyDi wrote:
Also...

http://www.piratesofdarkwater.net/gfx/char-ioz.jpg

Pirates of Black Water, bitches. Ninjas can't even swim.



Water ninjas can swim. Samurai, however do not need to swim. When a samurai displays true skill and form, the water will be impressed. The waves then part the sea to move out of his way. Moses was also a samurai. Swimming would be beneath the way of the samurai.

DizzyDi
Mar 10, 2006, 09:59 PM
o sry. They're all the same in that they pale in comparison to pirates.

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 10:04 PM
On 2006-03-10 18:59, DizzyDi wrote:
o sry. They're all the same in that they pale in comparison to pirates.



Pirates are still pansies.

Everyone knows that the true power struggle is between Gladiators and Vikings http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 10:13 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/ss2p33.gif


Dr. McNinja > Pirates

fronebullare
Mar 10, 2006, 10:22 PM
On 2006-03-10 16:28, PhotonDrop wrote:
They all burn the same.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif my thoughts exactly. Thats why i'm a spell castor.I'd like to see you touch me with that blade before I own you with magic.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 10:41 PM
On 2006-03-10 19:22, fronebullare wrote:


On 2006-03-10 16:28, PhotonDrop wrote:
They all burn the same.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif my thoughts exactly. Thats why i'm a spell castor.I'd like to see you touch me with that blade before I own you with magic.



What will you do when you run out of mana and a Samurai removes your tongue?! How will you cast spells, then? The true way of a samurai can be quite magical. I hope you are prepared for this.

PhotonDrop
Mar 10, 2006, 10:44 PM
On 2006-03-10 19:41, Atayin wrote:


On 2006-03-10 19:22, fronebullare wrote:


On 2006-03-10 16:28, PhotonDrop wrote:
They all burn the same.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif my thoughts exactly. Thats why i'm a spell castor.I'd like to see you touch me with that blade before I own you with magic.



What will you do when you run out of mana and a Samurai removes your tongue?! How will you cast spells, then? The true way of a samurai can be quite magical. I hope you are prepared for this.



By time he runs out of Mana the Samurai is dead. Duh. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

fronebullare
Mar 10, 2006, 10:53 PM
I have infinite mana and auto-cast so no tongue required.



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Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 10:53 PM
And what of the honorable magician Samurai who pirates and is well versed in the art of ninjutsu and also has guns?!?! The Samurai wins no matter what.



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LSF
Mar 10, 2006, 11:08 PM
Bullet > Head = Sniper > Everyone else.

By the way, ninjas aren't the only ones who are trained to be invisible.

Atayin
Mar 10, 2006, 11:19 PM
On 2006-03-10 20:08, LSF wrote:
Bullet > Head = Sniper > Everyone else.

By the way, ninjas aren't the only ones who are trained to be invisible.





Make no mistake. A Samurai's skill is unparalleled. The bullet will join forces with the honorable Samurai and turn against the sniper when he realizes that his former master is no match for a true and honorable warrior.

DizzyDi
Mar 11, 2006, 01:29 AM
On 2006-03-10 19:53, Atayin wrote:
And what of the honorable magician Samurai who pirates and is well versed in the art of ninjutsu and also has guns?!?! The Samurai wins no matter what.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Atayin on 2006-03-10 19:54 ]</font>


What about the Pirate magically brought back from the dead and who picked up on the ancient far eastern martial arts such as ninjutsu and bushido, and his talking parrot also casts magic and transforms into dragons? I'd like to see a samurai beat that.

LSF
Mar 11, 2006, 01:44 AM
On 2006-03-10 20:19, Atayin wrote:


On 2006-03-10 20:08, LSF wrote:
Bullet > Head = Sniper > Everyone else.

By the way, ninjas aren't the only ones who are trained to be invisible.





Make no mistake. A Samurai's skill is unparalleled. The bullet will join forces with the honorable Samurai and turn against the sniper when he realizes that his former master is no match for a true and honorable warrior.



I would explode with laughter to watch a bullet being fired at you, then going straight through your head because you believed it would take your side when in fact it's just a piece of lead. Hilarious!

Atayin
Mar 11, 2006, 03:22 AM
On 2006-03-10 22:29, DizzyDi wrote:


On 2006-03-10 19:53, Atayin wrote:
And what of the honorable magician Samurai who pirates and is well versed in the art of ninjutsu and also has guns?!?! The Samurai wins no matter what.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Atayin on 2006-03-10 19:54 ]</font>


What about the Pirate magically brought back from the dead and who picked up on the ancient far eastern martial arts such as ninjutsu and bushido, and his talking parrot also casts magic and transforms into dragons? I'd like to see a samurai beat that.



Amazing. This would be the battle of the century.

DizzyDi
Mar 11, 2006, 02:18 PM
Indeed.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 02:16 AM
The pirate in the movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was basically a ninja.

Haha. Let that sit in your brain for a bit.

Or at least my friend said he was like a ninja for his moves. <>

Jive18
Mar 12, 2006, 02:29 AM
Regardless of everything posted before, I stand by my first statement:

Ninjas > Samurais > Everything else

I must admit though, Atayin's Samurais are indeed impressive http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif.

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 03:07 AM
The samurai has a main weapon that is usually a katana, dai-katana, dao or tanto. If you think about it... a baseball bat.... even a wood one, could easily break a katana. In a sense, the bat is stronger although it won't kill as fast (generally speaking.)

Also, bullets have a tendency to change shape when they are in the air... making it a physical imrobability for it to be deflected. Another thing... wielding a sword in one hand and gun in the other would be near impossible since they would require undivided attention to opperate either one properly.

Finally, the equation goes like this...
Yamato > gun > bat > sword > shorter blades

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 03:14 AM
But a car = can run people over.

Can't attack a car with a sword and turn into the Matrix or something.

LOL @ self for adding to the endless nerdy discussion that be sword gun fights.

Get both dammit:
http://www.thunderboltgames.com/reviews/ps/risingzan_1.jpg

EJ
Mar 12, 2006, 03:18 AM
Atomic bomb > samurai.

There, you can't argue that. >_>

LSF
Mar 12, 2006, 03:19 AM
Cobalt bomb > Nuclear bomb.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 03:22 AM
On 2006-03-12 00:18, ForceEJ wrote:
Atomic ninja bomb > samurai guns.

There, you can't argue that. >_>


Sounds better when you say ninja or samurai. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

EJ
Mar 12, 2006, 03:25 AM
On 2006-03-12 00:22, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:


On 2006-03-12 00:18, ForceEJ wrote:
Atomic ninja bomb > samurai guns.

There, you can't argue that. >_>


Sounds better when you say ninja or samurai. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif


Does the samurai gun shoot blades while the atomic ninja bomb blows up causing millions of ninjas to appear?

Jive18
Mar 12, 2006, 03:26 AM
On 2006-03-12 00:18, ForceEJ wrote:
Atomic bomb > samurai.

There, you can't argue that. >_>



Hydrogen Ninja Bomb > Atomic Ninja Bomb

It's quite a few megatons more powerful http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif.

Hehe, forgot to specify that they are ninja bombs. Just adds to the Ninja's 1337.



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PhotonDrop
Mar 12, 2006, 03:27 AM
On 2006-03-12 00:19, LSF wrote:
Cobalt bomb > Nuclear bomb.



And either way its > everything.

LSF
Mar 12, 2006, 03:28 AM
Dammit, too late...



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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 03:34 AM
On 2006-03-12 00:25, ForceEJ wrote:
Does the samurai gun shoot blades while the atomic ninja bomb blows up causing millions of ninjas to appear?


Whichever is cooler and stops people from thinking up ways to nullify all of it in one run off sentence. BANG!

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 04:54 AM
Ninjas can't be "1337".... you can only be 1337 with a gun... ninjas are elite.
>Chuck Norris > Yamato Throw > falz explosion > hydrogen ninja bomb > atomic ninja bomb > your mom

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 04:57 AM
Ninjas, bad.

Ninjas with guns, badass.

http://www.bestsku.com/products/sm/ninja_assault_system_banner.jpg

EJ
Mar 12, 2006, 05:03 AM
But if ninjas have guns, doesn't that kinda defeat the whole ideally of a ninja?

Thought they can only use traditional weapons and their hands. :/

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 05:03 AM
Ninjas throw things shurikens and knives... mayber you could give them a bow and arrow, maybe a crossbow and ,pushing it, a handgun. I could still stop a ninja with a Yamato though.

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 05:05 AM
if you think about... if a ninja uses a gun than they are not a ninja. They are an assasin/mercenary.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 05:07 AM
Post start:
3 X MAYBE
2 X NINJA
3 X SAMURAI
3 X GUN
4 X SHOOT
3 X DODGE
Post end.



On 2006-03-12 02:05, SgtShligger wrote:
if you think about... if a ninja uses a gun than they are not a ninja. They are an assasin/mercenary.


Oh crap that one made me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Ninjas aren't assassins now?
Only gun toting guys are. And they made that game, made that cheesy line and put guns in the hands of ninjas. They don't just do whatever you want, they do what they want. Plus its 2006 yo, when's the last time you ever seen a ninja, and don't gimme that you can't see them they're ninjas loophole!

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EJ
Mar 12, 2006, 05:10 AM
On 2006-03-12 02:07, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

Ninjas aren't assasins now?
Only gun guys are. And they made that game, made that cheesy line and put guns in the hands of ninjas. They don't just do whatever they want you to. Plus its 2006 yo, when's the last time you ever seen a ninja, and don't gimme that you can't see them they're ninjas loophole!

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You can't see them because....magic yes I'll go with that answer they have magic now.

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 05:10 AM
Ninjas suck... they don't do anything anymore... we need more ninjas in this world. Ninjas are so agile... it would be terrible not to practice my Yamato throws on them... twould be a fine challenge indeed.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 05:14 AM
NINJA DODGE GUN SHOOT KICK FLIP SAMURAI AFRO SHEATHE

CHUCK NORRIS

I'M BORED NOW

LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 12, 2006, 05:15 AM
That something else is your mom O.O

but yeah... this topic is done.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2006, 05:18 AM
On 2006-03-12 02:15, SgtShligger wrote:
but yeah... this topic is done.


Finally you get around to saying its over.

I almost exploded there.

Almost.

We were all waiting for you to get bored buddy!

Scrub
Mar 12, 2006, 08:37 AM
Sam Fisher could kill a ninja and a samurai even if they combined into one super-retarded-being.

DizzyDi
Mar 12, 2006, 03:37 PM
On 2006-03-12 05:37, Scrub wrote:
Sam Fisher could kill a ninja and a samurai even if they combined into one super-retarded-being.



But then Gabe Logan would kill Sam Fisher, and Solid Snake would laugh at both of them for being so inferior to him.