Im a Valued Customer [Archive]

Deathscythealpha

Mar 27, 2006, 07:18 PM

According to my local water supplier who has sent me a handy catalogue of water butts.

Thank you YorkshireWater, you have justified my exsistence!

*Buys a Water Butt*

Tact

Mar 27, 2006, 07:34 PM

What the hell?

Do I even want to know what a Water Butt is?

EJ

Mar 27, 2006, 08:30 PM

On 2006-03-27 16:34, Tact wrote:
What the hell?

Do I even want to know what a Water Butt is?

A butt made out of water duuhhh.

fronebullare

Mar 27, 2006, 09:29 PM

Water butt?...TO GOOGLE!!

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Deathscythealpha

Mar 28, 2006, 08:35 AM

Hmm, it seems Deathscythealpha has discovered another of those English items that Americans dont know about.

A Water Butt is a large barrel that you can store water in. Mostly rain water. You store them in your garden and I have no clue what you are meant to do with it.

But seeing as im a Valued Customer, I can get a 190 Litre Water Butt for only 34.95GBP instead of the usual RRP of 65.80GBP. Life is good for me.

fumatanera

Mar 28, 2006, 08:59 AM

On 2006-03-28 05:35, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Hmm, it seems Deathscythealpha has discovered another of those English items that Americans dont know about.

A Water Butt is a large barrel that you can store water in. Mostly rain water. You store them in your garden and I have no clue what you are meant to do with it.

But seeing as im a Valued Customer, I can get a 190 Litre Water Butt for only 34.95GBP instead of the usual RRP of 65.80GBP. Life is good for me.

wouldn't it just be called a barrel? ":P

Deathscythealpha

Mar 28, 2006, 09:19 AM

Nope, because this is a 'Special Barrel'.

If I can understand the jist of the article, Water Butts are meant for storing rain water that you can use to water your garden with when theres droughts or whatnot. Theyre designed to catch as much water as possible as well as having a release valve.

Yeah, so its a barrel, but technically a Water Butt.

Tomoki

Mar 28, 2006, 10:20 AM

On 2006-03-28 06:19, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Nope, because this is a 'Special Barrel'.

If I can understand the jist of the article, Water Butts are meant for storing rain water that you can use to water your garden with when theres droughts or whatnot. Theyre designed to catch as much water as possible as well as having a release valve.

Yeah, so its a barrel, but technically a Water Butt.

Oh, so you mean it shits water when the ground is dry and itchy? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Deathscythealpha

Mar 28, 2006, 11:59 AM

On 2006-03-28 07:20, Tomoki wrote:

Oh, so you mean it shits water when the ground is dry and itchy? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

...charming.

fumatanera

Mar 28, 2006, 12:29 PM

On 2006-03-28 07:20, Tomoki wrote:

On 2006-03-28 06:19, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Nope, because this is a 'Special Barrel'.

If I can understand the jist of the article, Water Butts are meant for storing rain water that you can use to water your garden with when theres droughts or whatnot. Theyre designed to catch as much water as possible as well as having a release valve.

Yeah, so its a barrel, but technically a Water Butt.

Oh, so you mean it shits water when the ground is dry and itchy? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

lmao

Deathscythealpha

Mar 28, 2006, 02:33 PM

On 2006-03-28 09:29, fumatanera wrote:

On 2006-03-28 07:20, Tomoki wrote:

Oh, so you mean it shits water when the ground is dry and itchy? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

lmao

Shhh, dont encourage it. Its like feeding bears!

navci

Mar 28, 2006, 03:08 PM

You crazy brits! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Wyndham

Mar 28, 2006, 03:10 PM

On 2006-03-28 12:08, navci wrote:
You crazy birds! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Tact

Mar 28, 2006, 03:34 PM

That explains why I didn't know. I'm not British.

...like Mr. Delayer over there...

Kizaragu

Mar 29, 2006, 03:03 PM

On 2006-03-28 12:34, Tact wrote:
That explains why I didn't know. I'm not British.

...like Mr. Delayer over there...

On behalf of the rest of the british population, I too had no idea.

Just nod, smile and say "Uhuh" a lot at him. That's what I do.

Deathscythealpha

Mar 29, 2006, 03:33 PM

On 2006-03-29 12:03, Kizaragu wrote:

On behalf of the rest of the british population, I too had no idea.

Just nod, smile and say "Uhuh" a lot at him. That's what I do.

Its because of my great gardening knowledge!

DizzyDi

Mar 29, 2006, 04:58 PM

On 2006-03-28 05:35, Deathscythealpha wrote:
Hmm, it seems Deathscythealpha has discovered another of those English items that Americans dont know about.

A Water Butt is a large barrel that you can store water in. Mostly rain water. You store them in your garden and I have no clue what you are meant to do with it.

But seeing as im a Valued Customer, I can get a 190 Litre Water Butt for only 34.95GBP instead of the usual RRP of 65.80GBP. Life is good for me.

Heheh...You said litre...Silly British. Lets all go to the Theatre and see the Colour Purple. I also wanna buy an armour suit to decorate my house. LAWLZ. I kid.

Deathscythealpha

Mar 29, 2006, 05:10 PM

On 2006-03-29 13:58, DizzyDi wrote:
I also wanna buy an armour suit to decorate my house.

I would love an Suit of Armour for my house. Sadly they are not too easy to climb into, so they are useless for practical jokes.

Tact

Mar 29, 2006, 05:32 PM

Hello, Animal Crossing...