pens!!! gone!!!! CAPITOL LETTERS DENOTE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!

[Lenard]

MY PENS ARE GONE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!!!one i cant stand this carp... always missing, i replenish the mighty pen stores and gone like that... gah... *strains a neck muscle from teeth clenching* they are all GONE!!!!!!!1!!! ahfldlwaktjalktalj hfhkashflksafj lwkafjalk!!!!!one!!!1 the damn ngovernment and their pen conspiracy, ill get them just you wait *hears a noise from behind turns to be met government officials face and is promptly drugged. wakes up the next morning naked on a beach. stands up and wonders where he is. sees a sign that says "Welcome to Pen Island." says to self "hmmmm this might not be so bad." turns to see a group of islanders running towards him, beckons them closer. islanders move into view and... "OH GOD!"

[Daikarin]

Then you woke up.

[DonRoyale]

Good for you.

[Sord]

a secret race of pen eating people have been gentically grown on the top secret pen island. The purpose is to create a breed of humans that can feed on a very abundant sorce, pens, and still be able to fight at peak performance. Phear the Pennables!

[Tact]

*twitch twitch*

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[Sord]

On 2006-04-22 18:29, Tact wrote:
*twitch twitch*

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now don't make me bring up the story of the Twitcheries http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Twitcheries? As opposed to the fuckeries?

[Sord]

nope, the twitcheries was a race of genetically grown people that couldn't stop twitching. In time, they would learn how to control the severe twitchitism, and then be able to live normal everday lives. However, like vampires, anyone they bit would become a twitchery, and would shortly succumb to a twitchiness so severe it was as if they had a seizure. The idea was to place them as spies in enemy territories. While everyone was asleep they would go around lightly bite them, by morning none of them could control their movements, and it was a simple task for the spy to go around and shoot the heads of the twitch infested enemy soldies.

Now the fuckeries, they are an intresting story. A rather strange bunch, they have been given the powers to let off pherimones that make any human want to screw with them as if there very lives depended on it. During the screwing the fuckery would kill the person. Today not to many exist thanks to STDs and what not. Those who do are the special rare ones that have gained an immunity to certain STDs, but they have all been captured by pharmecutical companies wanting to try to find cures to STDs or by deoderant companies who want to try and unlock the fuckeries abilities and give it to every person vai the use of their spray or roll on.

[DizzyDi]

Interesting, indeed.

[Lenard]

well, you are all wrong. the islanders are actually pencils bum bum bummmmmmmm. just to fuck with me. now i know how you must all feel and i think that only this (http://crayons1.ytmnsfw.com/) can truely account for what all of you are feeling me included.

p.s. Sord you were thinking of the other pen island the one in the south pacific



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[REJ-]

On 2006-04-22 19:49, Sord wrote:

Now the fuckeries, they are an intresting story. A rather strange bunch, they have been given the powers to let off pherimones that make any human want to screw with them as if there very lives depended on it. During the screwing the fuckery would kill the person. Today not to many exist thanks to STDs and what not. Those who do are the special rare ones that have gained an immunity to certain STDs, but they have all been captured by pharmecutical companies wanting to try to find cures to STDs or by deoderant companies who want to try and unlock the fuckeries abilities and give it to every person vai the use of their spray or roll on.



So THAT's where Tag Body spray comes from http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif