Sord
Apr 23, 2006, 11:08 AM
I'm bored, so today we have the story of the short lived Calusinians.
A group of comic nerds once desired to have powers like their idols. One of the powers desired was a tough outer exterior. Some stupidly tried to expose themselves to gamma radiation, and died. Then one a day a comic nerd noticed that a calus had developed on his nose from having to push his nerdy glass up all the time. Inspired by this phenomehnah, he reasearched caluses, finding out that mass amounts of friction was the cause of a calus.
He and a group of fellow comic nerds began to rub themselves everywhere (yes, EVERYWHERE, they are comic nerds, so they are never gonna use theirs 'cept on fat chicks at comicon) with light sandpaper each and every day for at least an hour. Over time they began to develop the hard skin they so desired, resembling The Thing from fantastic four. Unfortunately their tough skin became to heavy for their either super skinny bodies or fat-abundant-muscle-lacking bodies and they suffocated under the weight of their own heavy skin. It was said that if someone of jockish ability tried this he may suceed, but we all know jocks don't read comics and would never sacrifice their outer looks simply for harder skin.
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A group of comic nerds once desired to have powers like their idols. One of the powers desired was a tough outer exterior. Some stupidly tried to expose themselves to gamma radiation, and died. Then one a day a comic nerd noticed that a calus had developed on his nose from having to push his nerdy glass up all the time. Inspired by this phenomehnah, he reasearched caluses, finding out that mass amounts of friction was the cause of a calus.
He and a group of fellow comic nerds began to rub themselves everywhere (yes, EVERYWHERE, they are comic nerds, so they are never gonna use theirs 'cept on fat chicks at comicon) with light sandpaper each and every day for at least an hour. Over time they began to develop the hard skin they so desired, resembling The Thing from fantastic four. Unfortunately their tough skin became to heavy for their either super skinny bodies or fat-abundant-muscle-lacking bodies and they suffocated under the weight of their own heavy skin. It was said that if someone of jockish ability tried this he may suceed, but we all know jocks don't read comics and would never sacrifice their outer looks simply for harder skin.
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