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Sord
May 7, 2006, 02:54 PM
Alright, from now on all banned members will be reffered to as variables ( X, Y, Z, etc.) in italics. ANY DIRECT TALKED OF BANNED MEMBERS IS HIGHLY DISCOURAGED AMOUNG THE MODS! Links will be posted, BUT I STRONGLY URGE YOU NOT TO BUMP UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY FIND IT NECASARY TO DO SO!!! If you want to talk about a specific event, keep it in here and refer to the link or make another thread to talk about it. Do not bump it just to talk about it. This is said with the utmost seriousness.

Also, this is not intended to glorify either the DTPA , A-DTPA, any past presidents of FKL, or anyone or any faction whatsoever. View this almost like a textbook.

Furthermore, I will be focusing on one subject at a time, so an event might appear between two events that have already been posted. I'm sorry if this may be an inconvience but I want this to be in chronological order and there is a lot of stuff to cover.

If any mistakes have been made on names, broken links, mismatched links, or misreading of thread, please point it out.

I'm tired of people asking what something is that's been around in FKL forever, even if they are to new to know what it is. So I have resurrected in me an idea from the past, I shall list out major events throughout FKL history.

All events will be put into this one post via edits. Content will focus mostly on the DTPA and A-DTPA, but other topics will be covered, such as FKL presidency and such.

Everything here is true, and all thread are legit and have not been tampered with.
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2003-07-12Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=58332&forum=14)
Allos announces his dislike and hatred toward pants. His thread is soon hijacked by the topic of hating the mod Frink because he changed his avatar. Allos
requests the thread is locked.

2003-07-29Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=60941&forum=14) Link2 (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=61001&forum=14)
Allos officially announces the DTPA’s (Death To Pants Association) existence in a thread about pants. Allos states he is the leader and the modling Guntz sides
with Allos and is made Liuetenant. Their goal is to destroy Frink and all pants.

Later that same day Allos begins an official recruitment. The only thing to note is that person A joins and person B expresses dislike toward the DTPA.



2003-07-31Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=61312&forum=14)
Allos officially declares that all members of the DTPA except himself and Guntz have been assassinated by B. A reveals himself as the mole that allowed B to accomplish this task. Allos and Guntz decide to wait and hide in the shadows, vowing that the DTPA will return.

2003-08-19Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=63648&forum=14)
Allos and his organization come out of the shadows to gather a “band of brothers” to help him take over France. Some join, the most note worthy being the Prince of Prance, Bradicus. At first the relation seems to be shaky between Bradicus and the DTPA, but ultimately they ally.

During the planning a treasonous VolOpt3000 and Gestiv try to bring down the DTPA, but ultimately fail. One of the main attack plans on France decided upon is to strap the band Good Charlotte to bombs and send them in as suicide bombers.

2003-09-10Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=65465&forum=14&start=0)
The now banned member C makes a public announcement to join the DTPA. This sets off a resistance led by the modling Bit and D. This is where Bradicus unleashes his fearcest weapon yet, the "Bradicine Pants Inferno" (http://www.zeepost.nl/~ninjadodo/tutorials/inferno.jpg) The battle ends for the most part in a stalemate, since D deciding to be a stubborn and drag he battle out.

2003-09-13Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=65661&forum=14&start=0)
Allos announce the DTPA will begin to take over the world. A battle ensues against a small resistance, mostly from Gestiv, but for all matters that count the DTPA
wins the fight.

2003-09-14Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=65770&forum=14&start=0)
Allos announces the invasion of France was a success, then leads an attack on Holland. Holland is taken, and the next place the DTPA sets its sights on is
Germany.

2003-10-11Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=67593&forum=14)
Allos announces the official roster of DTPA members and their ranks, once again encouraging people to join the DTPA. Allos tries to sway the modling Bit to his
side, but fails. Instead, Bit becomes the biggest threat at the time and a long battle ensues.

During this time Ketchup appears, interested in joining the DTPA.
He is drugged by Kiz and a contract is forged with Ketchup’s name declaring him a member of the DTPA. Bitz proceeds to capture Ketchup while he is knocked out from the drugs. Ketchup is put in a dungeon filled with class old-school video game and SD Gundam chibis, as well as a few other anime chibis. Bit slowly begins to sway Ketchup to the pants side with beer and friendlyness.

During the battle it is discovered Kiz has psychic powers for up to 5 hours into the future thanks to timezones. The battle sort of just dies out, with Ketchup’s true allegiance to either side still under question.

2003-10-27Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=68682&forum=14&start=0)
Allos announces at a DTPA meeting via a cipher code that they will attack New York. During the dispersal of this code it is decided that Ketchup is not a member of the
DTPA, and the forged contract is burned. Porn tapes showing tactical maneuvers and the weakness of Mr. T are also discussed at the meeting. SpikeOtacon appears
to have some siding with the DTPA.

2003-11-11Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=69627&forum=14&start=0)
Ketchup announces he is starting the Anti Death To Pants Association, or A-DTPA. Some bickering between the two on Prancian loyalty and various past events ensues but nothing is ever settled.

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2003-11-06Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=69299&forum=14)
Firocket1690 suggests an FKL movie. The idea is a big hit and all the major and minor players in FKL gather to discuss scripts, actors, and other stuff. A semi-interesting thread, as many of the images posted no longer exist. None the less it was a big deal at the time.

2003-11-16Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=69904&forum=14&start=0)
Allos declares his organizations fascist view on FKL noobs. SpikeOtacon also officially joins the DTPA at this point.

2003-11-27Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=70534&forum=14&start=0)
B instigates a large battle against the DTPA, Ketchup backing him. No one really wins, since both sides kept god moding or claiming immortality. Eventually everyone just stopped posting.

2003-12-05Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=71107&forum=14&start=0)
Allos scolds his organization’s members for bringing up pants and the DTPA to much. The irony is that most organizations would want their members to be active participants, but I guess the DTPA was really getting to be old at this time.

2003-12-07Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=71271&forum=14&start=0)
The DTPA vs. FKs trial is held with Spartan117 as judge. A long thread abound with DTPA and A-DTPA arguements, Unlce_Bob being faced with charges for not having an I/W permit, shrooms, and other crazy topics. Many images from the trial are surprisingly still intact. Overall the case deserves a read.

2003-12-16Link (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=71884&forum=14&start=0)
The FKL 2004 Presidential elections, let the propaganda fly! The runners were Ketchup and Captain_Bob, Zaneatron and Kizaragu, and Allos and Guntz348. The elections end with Ketchup as president.

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Sgt_Shligger
May 7, 2006, 02:58 PM
You just owned ketchup.

Ketchup345
May 7, 2006, 03:02 PM
On 2006-05-07 12:58, SgtShligger wrote:
You just owned ketchup.
Look again.


(An original copy of this propaganda {full of lies} was saved)

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Skuda
May 7, 2006, 03:02 PM
like the jiminey's journal of the FKL

hope we don't have to do any rediculous minigames http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

EJ
May 7, 2006, 03:08 PM
I think we may >_>;

Tact
May 7, 2006, 03:08 PM
On 2006-05-07 13:02, Skuda wrote:
like the jiminey's journal of the FKL

hope we don't have to do any rediculous minigames http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



o: Gummi ships blasting Disckos!

EJ
May 7, 2006, 03:14 PM
On 2006-05-07 12:54, Sord wrote:

2003-11-11
Ketchup announces he is starting the Anti Death To Pants Association, or A-DTPA. -Censored-


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ketchup345 on 2006-05-07 13:02 ]</font>

o; noes censorship ;_;

DizzyDi
May 7, 2006, 03:19 PM
Looks like Big Brother doesn't want the entire truth to be known.

Ketchup345
May 7, 2006, 03:26 PM
On 2006-05-07 13:19, DizzyDi wrote:
Looks like Big Brother doesn't want lies to be thought of as truths.

Skuda
May 7, 2006, 03:27 PM
touche http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

DizzyDi
May 7, 2006, 03:31 PM
this is getting deep.

Shattered_weasel
May 7, 2006, 03:40 PM
I think ketchup should just drink a little GOD

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4442/tomato31fi.gif

Shadowpawn
May 7, 2006, 03:40 PM
On 2006-05-07 13:08, Tact wrote:


On 2006-05-07 13:02, Skuda wrote:
like the jiminey's journal of the FKL

hope we don't have to do any rediculous minigames http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



o: Gummi ships blasting Wackos!



Indeed.

Skuda
May 7, 2006, 03:45 PM
On 2006-05-07 13:40, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2006-05-07 13:08, Tact wrote:


On 2006-05-07 13:02, Skuda wrote:
like the jiminey's journal of the FKL

hope we don't have to do any rediculous minigames http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



o: Gummi ships blasting Disckos!



LOLz, I've gots Discko Fever!

*convulses*

Sord
May 8, 2006, 05:17 PM
After a breif negotiation and polite beg I have been allowed to continue this thread. Some new rules and content is in place that can be seen as both good and bad. It is stated in the first post in bold, some of it is required by mods, and some isn't. Regardless I'm not telling you which as I want you to regard this thread with seriousness, or at least as much of it the we in FKL can muster up.

And there will be no minigames, rejoice.

Shadowpawn
May 8, 2006, 06:24 PM
On 2006-05-07 13:40, Shattered_weasel wrote:
I think ketchup should just drink a little GOD

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4442/tomato31fi.gif



Holy LEE SHI-, Why didn't I see that before?

fronebullare
May 8, 2006, 06:25 PM
What is going on?

Ketchup345
May 8, 2006, 06:26 PM
On 2006-05-08 16:25, fronebullare wrote:
What is going on?FKL History lesson, more or less.

Shadowpawn
May 8, 2006, 06:37 PM
Take notes.

Ketchup345
May 8, 2006, 06:47 PM
Test this Friday.

Shadowpawn
May 8, 2006, 06:48 PM
Cliff Notes FTW!

EJ
May 8, 2006, 06:50 PM
On 2006-05-08 16:47, Ketchup345 wrote:
Test this Friday.


Ha on you I won't be here friday o.o

Ketchup345
May 8, 2006, 07:15 PM
Then take it early.

Sord
May 8, 2006, 07:50 PM
You guys are going to have to keep cramming for the test, cause I just put up six more events. A few are big ones to, happy studying http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif