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Mazarin
10-16-2002, 03:27 AM
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Please, continue...
badmav
10-16-2002, 05:25 AM
your mama so stuped when you sed it was chili out side she whent and gota bowl

i know i know its old lol
Meteor
10-16-2002, 01:44 PM
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Meteor
10-16-2002, 01:45 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Mazarin
10-16-2002, 02:02 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she huals ass, she takes two trips.
Gazebo
10-16-2002, 02:05 PM
Yo mama so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.
Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

(those are so stupid......)
HUnewearl_Meira
10-16-2002, 02:35 PM
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said, "I don't think so!"
Yo' mama's so stinky, she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo' mama's so poor, I saw her kickin' a box down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin'!"
Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!
Yo' mama's so fat, every time she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo' mama's so poor, when you're at her house and you go to the bath room, she gives you two sticks-- one to hold up the roof, and one to fight off the cockroach!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she sits on the bus, she sits next to everbody!
Yo' mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons give up!

All right... I think that's enough... Heh!
Mazarin
10-17-2002, 12:56 AM
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Saladwood
10-17-2002, 01:26 AM
Your mama's so fat jokes are so NOT funny and old that it sucks humor into an endless blackhole never to be seen again.



ROCK!
Spy
10-17-2002, 01:38 AM
My entertainment center is made out of Saladwood. Cheap stuff there.

*frowns upon saladwood entertainment center as pet beaver comes up and takes a big bite out of it.*

Oh no! That poor beaver.

{Screen goes black)

This infomercial was brought to you by the Citizens of PSOW for Some New Editorials(CPSNE).
Toyzferall
10-17-2002, 01:40 AM
Yo' mamas so fat that... Umm... She's.. Really FAT! HA! Okay, I was never good at these. A.) I'm not funny. B.) I'm such a nice guy. ((*Snickers* Heh, yeah, right.))
Danger_Girl
10-17-2002, 01:41 AM
Spy I think what you just said was wrong.

Citizens of PSOW for Some New Editorials(CPSNE) implies there was an old editorial. Or any editorial at all...

I think the editorial team was sucked into a blackhole never to be seen again.






<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Danger_Girl on 2002-10-16 23:43 ]</font>
Spy
10-17-2002, 01:48 AM
On 2002-10-16 23:41, Danger_Girl wrote:
Spy I think what you just said was wrong.



http://www.pso-world.com/viewarticles.php

Sorry. DG. I just pwned you.
Danger_Girl
10-17-2002, 01:53 AM
HEY WAIT A MINUTE thats 19 months old. Get the hell outta here.

pnwned me my ass. If anything you proved my point.
Spy
10-17-2002, 01:58 AM
On 2002-10-16 23:53, Danger_Girl wrote:

pnwned me my ass. If anything you proved my point.



Pheh. I said new editorials. No offense, but get with the fahking program.
Danger_Girl
10-17-2002, 02:04 AM
19 months isn't even old. Its non-existant. That editorial has been here almost as long as I have. And I've been here longer than all the mods have. In fact even you have me beat only by a few weeks. So if you want to get technical, yes I guess you're right. So nah nah na boo boo you big jerk.

*gives Spy the bird*
Spy
10-17-2002, 02:10 AM
*plucks the bird and puts in on a spit to roast*

Thanks DG!

P.S. It's not about how long you've been registered, but how big an asshole you are. We must be nice http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Spy
10-17-2002, 02:11 AM
*plucks the bird and puts in on a spit to roast*

Thanks DG!

P.S. It's not about how long you've been registered, but how big an asshole you are. We must be nice http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Danger_Girl
10-17-2002, 02:14 AM
Oh yeah?!?!

Well yo mama is so fat that....oh nevermind.
Spy
10-17-2002, 02:18 AM
My mom? Hell, you so fat... uh. You so fat... You so fat you pwn this lame thread.
Mazarin
10-17-2002, 03:01 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an juice box because it said "concentrate".
polishedweasel
06-28-2003, 02:19 AM
Hey this is the oldest thing I could pull out...anyway

Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

he he eh...dont' ban me...
Ether
06-28-2003, 03:04 AM
Yo mamma so fat, she needed triple bypass surgery
Guntz348
06-28-2003, 03:31 AM
Why the hell was this bumped back up?