Ma_Navu
Jun 16, 2006, 11:50 AM
I HAVE to pose this question, and try to get an answer for this. Why, in God's name, do they have a genre of shows called, "Reality T.V.?" The shows, by no means, involve any reality-based concepts.
For example, Fox is bringing out a new show called "Solitary," where they get a group of people and put them each in a separate hexagonal room so their sanity will generally rot away. Meanwhile, random shiz goes on starts happening, like a siren sounding in the middle of the night for, like, 90 minutes straight. Since when the fuck is it reality to be forced to live in a hexagonal room where people torture you!? Hell, if that's all it takes to call something "Reality," then I got a new idea for a reality T.V. show!
Here's my concept: it's like Survivor, the show where you get a group of people and drop 'em on a deserted island and watch as they fight amongst eachother and vote the least liked one off of the island. EXCEPT! It won't be about random, normal people. It will be rich cocksuckers who look like the Monopoly Guy! And instead of voting 'em off, it'll be a "Last One Standing" competition, where they'll be forced to kill one another and/or become cannibals for the first time in their pampered lives! Watch as they literally fight amongst eachother, merely for our entertainment, like they (probably) did to us! Go for the neck! I wanna see blood~!
*Note- This is merely a joke. Please don't take this literally.
For example, Fox is bringing out a new show called "Solitary," where they get a group of people and put them each in a separate hexagonal room so their sanity will generally rot away. Meanwhile, random shiz goes on starts happening, like a siren sounding in the middle of the night for, like, 90 minutes straight. Since when the fuck is it reality to be forced to live in a hexagonal room where people torture you!? Hell, if that's all it takes to call something "Reality," then I got a new idea for a reality T.V. show!
Here's my concept: it's like Survivor, the show where you get a group of people and drop 'em on a deserted island and watch as they fight amongst eachother and vote the least liked one off of the island. EXCEPT! It won't be about random, normal people. It will be rich cocksuckers who look like the Monopoly Guy! And instead of voting 'em off, it'll be a "Last One Standing" competition, where they'll be forced to kill one another and/or become cannibals for the first time in their pampered lives! Watch as they literally fight amongst eachother, merely for our entertainment, like they (probably) did to us! Go for the neck! I wanna see blood~!
*Note- This is merely a joke. Please don't take this literally.