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Spy
Oct 22, 2002, 12:16 AM
One day spy was walking through the forest pawning the rappies with his mad RAmar-Ninja skillz.

"Die uo bastards! I PAWN you!"

This went on and on for like a long time. After 30 seconds Spy's attention span reset so he popped some more Ritlin.

"Mmm. Ritlin. RAmar candy."

Spy returned to PAWNING the rappies - RAmar Ninja style.

"Hack. Slash. Shoot zoom shoot."

"Keep it legit baby yeah!"

Spy stumbled upon a trio consisting of a RAmarl, a Hunewearl, and a FOmarl. They were getting PAWNED big time!

"Oh no! Where are the RAmar Ninja's when we need them?"

"I'm right here baby!"

Spy kicked a rappy in the nutz - RAmar Ninja style.

The ladies all swooned and fainted, so spy popped another ritlin and killed more rappies. Then the ladies came to.

"Ohh Spy. You're soo sexy."

They cooned.

Spy replied:

"Sorry baby. I'm a monomate man."

Then he had crazy ninja vampire secks with the FOmarl. The end.

BWS-1
Oct 22, 2002, 12:42 AM
I like happy endings http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

ReikenFeralsbane
Oct 22, 2002, 12:49 AM
brings a tear to my eye... *sob*

Davion
Oct 22, 2002, 08:35 AM
How sweet.